BUST-PROOF smoke&drive

[2600]

You see the blue and red flashing, you're hii, and you've got shit on you! What can you do? Quickly get it all together to either hide or ditch. Try to use only the smallest of hiding spots, and stash creatively to minimize the probability of it being found upon search, right? THe problem is, no matter how well you hide it, and regardless of how small it is, ultimately cops still CAN find it (especially w.dogs). ANd if they are already behind you, they will see you simply toss it out the window, it WILL be found. You can't get it far enough off the road.

So, what I propose is a device. A cannon, (call it cannonbis, or budzooka). It is mounted within the body of the vehicle, pointed out the right side, orthogonal to the length of the vehicle, and at 45 degree ang;e above horizontal.

Anyways, the cannon's loading tube opens to the cab of the vehicle. Dropping items through the tube's hatch load them into a capsule, which is launched when the cannon is fired. Then if the cop sees anything, he won't for long. The package quickly disappears beyond the horizon.

Now your weed is sitting in the middle of a hayfield somewhere, miles away, in a smoldering aluminum rocket-head (which is pulsing an encripted GPS signal with which to later track and recover).

And on the larger model, you could opt for the stage two jet-boost conversion launch. This option guarantees that any package, up to ten pounds, will be launched into orbit! This time, after the sonic boom, all the cop sees is a jet trail breaking straight out of the atmosphere. And later, the orbiting pod could be remotely piloted down safely.

You may still go down, but no one's finding your shit. So all they can get you for is having a cannon on your car.

[RIP ODB]

It needs to include a device that hides your license plate when the cops pull up behind you. If you can throw that in, I'll buy it.

[2600]

Encrypted.

[Reefer Rogue]

Can't you just put the weed in your glove box and lock it? All you have to say if the cop asks to search your car is "i do not consent to a warrentless search." I guess it's a different story with a dog. Here's a quote i have about the patriot act: (i like the cannon idea though) :D

"Right now they still have to have a search warrent. I think there is something in the proposed Patriot Act 2 that allowed them under few restriction to preform unwarrented search and seizures. Fortunately as of yet the patriot act 2 has not been passed.



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Authorities could wiretap anybody for 15 days, and snoop on anyone's Internet usage (including chat and email), all without obtaining a warrant.


The government would be specifically instructed not to release any information about detainees held on suspicion of terrorist activities, until they are actually charged with a crime. Or, as Hentoff put it, "for the first time in U.S. history, secret arrests will be specifically permitted."


Businesses that rat on their customers to the Feds -- even if the information violates privacy agreements, or is, in fact, dead wrong -- would be granted immunity. "Such immunity," the ACLU contended, "could provide an incentive for neighbor to spy on neighbor and pose problems similar to those inherent in Attorney General Ashcroft's Operation TIPS."


Police officers carrying out illegal searches would also be granted legal immunity if they were just carrying out orders.


Federal "consent decrees" limiting local law enforcement agencies' abilities to spy on citizens in their jurisdiction would be rolled back. As Howard Simon, executive director of Florida's ACLU, noted in a March 19 column in the Sarasota Herald Tribune: "The restrictions on political surveillance were hard-fought victories for civil liberties during the 1970s."


American citizens could be subject to secret surveillance by their own government on behalf of foreign countries, including dictatorships.


The death penalty would be expanded to cover 15 new offenses.


And many of PATRIOT I's "sunset provisions" -- stipulating that the expanded new enforcement powers would be rescinded in 2005 -- would be erased from the books, cementing Ashcroft's rushed legislation in the law books. As UPI noted March 10, "These sunset provisions were a concession to critics of the bill in Congress."
That is some of the things that came up in the Patriot act 2. Which has never made it to congress thankfully. And likely never will because there is no way it would pass. Unless prehaps we were attacked again."

[ermitonto]

Or you could just bring a joint or two and if you see the cops just eat them. A college friend of my mother's did that and they did search the car but found nothing, even with the smell of weed fresh in the air.

[Looker]

2600 you are too much..

I almost fell off the chair.... :D

[EverydayJunglist]

Like a mini potato launcher--get a grill ignitor and your straight--is it more then a fine is houston?

[BUZz UK]

so how much is this budzooka? if you can make one, I'll buy it, lol, although thinking about it it wouldn't be a whole lot of use, as you can just jam a baggie into the heating vents if you need too.

[Hektik]

lol i'mma put one of them cannaons in my car :p

[Encatuse]

I'm broke right now, otherwise I'd be happy to be your first buyer. I can't drive right now ((lost my license for taking out power to my school with it on accident)) but, I still want a cannon mounted on my car.

[ermitonto]

But whatever you do, don't aim the cannon backwards at the cop...






























unless you've loaded it with a bag of feces.

[Epic]

How about a small box with a thermite plate on the top and a ceramic disc on the bottom then stashing your weed in there. If you're getting pulled over you just hit the switch to ignite the thermite. Anything will be completely toasted with nothing but plasma left over, not even thc.

Wait a sec...thats way too much work =(

[hide]

can we get other projectiles for the cannon? perferably explosive ones for recreational/road rage use

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

YES! I fucking love the idea. I'll make um and in about three months you can buy them on the Home Shopping Network for $29.95!

[ermitonto]

I agree. Plus there'd be the bonus that people would occasionally come across a random bag of drugs that just falls out of the sky.

But there would be a lot of problems trying this, say, in the downtown of a large city where it would just hit a building and bounce back into the street.

[hempilation311]

true ermitonto. I know that half the time, i'm driving around in a big city so it's a little different' than a field or whatever. Imagine walking by a random 85 chevy caprice with a whole in the side and gettin facialized by a bag of weed travelling at an excess of 200 miles per hour. I don't think too many people would enjoy it but hey, there are fetishes.

[Kid Dynamite]

alternatively you could pack your ride with C4, and then when the cop comes up to the window, just press detonate button and KABOOM. I smell bacon.

[hempilation311]

now that's some fried pork.

[Kramerica]

What if you get behind a cop on the highway and youre stoned....
And when you see him, hes smoking a joint too?

[ermitonto]

Get the hypocritical pig's car number and report him in, of course.

[weirdo79]

"AHHH what the hell just hit me!"(holds face where baggie hit) OMG! , nevermind im ok everyone im going home now....right now"

[ermitonto]

Yeah but it's much worse when it's a glass bong hitting you in the face.

[BOgart.bitch]

haha genius idea. make it and sell it to potheads internationally. advertise in high times ;p

[StarcommanderX]

I just keep an Ak, some extra rounds, and a couple of .357s just in case i get any trouble from cops.

[SmokinThaHaze]

Me and sum of my friends rigged his car so that u can take the horn cover off then put ur shit in there an the horn still works......pure genious............ ya rite