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03-24-2005, 09:49 AM #1OPSenior Member
BUST-PROOF smoke&drive
You see the blue and red flashing, you're hii, and you've got shit on you! What can you do? Quickly get it all together to either hide or ditch. Try to use only the smallest of hiding spots, and stash creatively to minimize the probability of it being found upon search, right? THe problem is, no matter how well you hide it, and regardless of how small it is, ultimately cops still CAN find it (especially w.dogs). ANd if they are already behind you, they will see you simply toss it out the window, it WILL be found. You can't get it far enough off the road.
So, what I propose is a device. A cannon, (call it cannonbis, or budzooka). It is mounted within the body of the vehicle, pointed out the right side, orthogonal to the length of the vehicle, and at 45 degree ang;e above horizontal.
Anyways, the cannon's loading tube opens to the cab of the vehicle. Dropping items through the tube's hatch load them into a capsule, which is launched when the cannon is fired. Then if the cop sees anything, he won't for long. The package quickly disappears beyond the horizon.
Now your weed is sitting in the middle of a hayfield somewhere, miles away, in a smoldering aluminum rocket-head (which is pulsing an encripted GPS signal with which to later track and recover).
And on the larger model, you could opt for the stage two jet-boost conversion launch. This option guarantees that any package, up to ten pounds, will be launched into orbit! This time, after the sonic boom, all the cop sees is a jet trail breaking straight out of the atmosphere. And later, the orbiting pod could be remotely piloted down safely.
You may still go down, but no one's finding your shit. So all they can get you for is having a cannon on your car.2600 Reviewed by 2600 on . BUST-PROOF smoke&drive You see the blue and red flashing, you're hii, and you've got shit on you! What can you do? Quickly get it all together to either hide or ditch. Try to use only the smallest of hiding spots, and stash creatively to minimize the probability of it being found upon search, right? THe problem is, no matter how well you hide it, and regardless of how small it is, ultimately cops still CAN find it (especially w.dogs). ANd if they are already behind you, they will see you simply toss it out the Rating: 5Don\'t mess with Texas.
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