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Creeper
03-22-2005, 06:20 PM
That little shit ate one of my joints that was on my bedside table while she was on my bed, the little bitch never ate any of my shit before, this time she mowed the whole doober down, paper and all. I didnt realise that she did it untill I went down stairs(I thought I misplaced the thing) and I seen her standing there, eyes half open, just standing their..swaggering hardcore. I laughed so fuckin hard I had to get on my knees lol. Ive never ever seen an animal that fucked up before(probably cause I give her only a couple hits at a time), and she ate a whole one gram joint, and the bad thing is she weighs maybe a pound at the very max!

Anyone else had an experiance like this?

EverydayJunglist
03-22-2005, 06:35 PM
dude,i have had a toy fox terrier for like 5 years.It took me like 2 years to realize i had to put my weed in high places (no pun intended).Cuz the bitch(no pun intended) would hop through loops to eat my weed.She usually just went to sleep.Somwtimes it didn't even affect her.But i do remember one time her legs were crossing,and she was fallin over.Thought the bitch was gonna die.

RIP ODB
03-22-2005, 08:06 PM
I would beat that bitch's ass.

bigdaddy420
03-22-2005, 09:25 PM
I'm sorry but I just gotta know, did she get the munchies after eating the joint?

melloman420
03-22-2005, 10:33 PM
man, whats really fun is to shot gun your pet while your smokin. its so funny b/c it will get just as high as you do from the second hand

Dr Timothy Leary
03-22-2005, 11:36 PM
my mate was cuttin a 9bar on his kitchen table up into ounces and halfs, but he dropped one of the halfs onto the floor, n his lil mongrel dog ran straight over n munched it....about 30mins later we found it staring at the living room wall, jus straight up watchin the wall - with its nose touching the wall haha, then it tried to attack me for my blueberry muffin....i think my mate ended up crying with laughter lol

melloman420
03-22-2005, 11:55 PM
haha thats awesome, sucks about losin a perfectly good bud tho

Edgar
03-23-2005, 01:27 AM
lol that some funny shit. I have a parrot that always tries to eat the buds when i'm crumbling them up to roll a joint if she see's me rolling one.
I give her the seeds.
So far i havn't seen her get visibly stoned or anything.

Dick Justice
03-23-2005, 01:31 AM
If you were a one-pound chihuaha, and you ate a gram of weed, would you hallucinate? I've seen weed classified as a hallucinogen in very high doses, so I wonder.

4Lyfe
03-23-2005, 04:01 AM
That little shit ate one of my joints that was on my bedside table while she was on my bed, the little bitch never ate any of my shit before, this time she mowed the whole doober down, paper and all. I didnt realise that she did it untill I went down stairs(I thought I misplaced the thing) and I seen her standing there, eyes half open, just standing their..swaggering hardcore. I laughed so fuckin hard I had to get on my knees lol. Ive never ever seen an animal that fucked up before(probably cause I give her only a couple hits at a time), and she ate a whole one gram joint, and the bad thing is she weighs maybe a pound at the very max!

Anyone else had an experiance like this?



Hell, did you atleast charge the little shit? little scavenger.

Not Enough Herb
03-23-2005, 04:28 AM
well when i roll joints at my friends house the dog eats all the scraps that fall lol

we got my friends dog so high once he just stumbled around and feel asleep lol

later

mellowman420
03-23-2005, 06:56 AM
hey u took my name, wtf

mellowman420
03-23-2005, 06:57 AM
unless you were first, i don't really know

mellowman420
03-23-2005, 06:58 AM
ya, i looked at your profile i was first, you bastard!!:(

bigdaddy420
03-24-2005, 01:44 AM
Well, I'm stoned and reading this thread again and wondering to myself, if chihuahas get the munchies do they crave taco bell,like the one in the commercial?

ermitonto
03-24-2005, 02:02 AM
That reminded me of the part of Up In Smoke where Cheech and Chong are smoking that huge joint and Chong explains how his dog ate his stash of Maui Wowie and how he had to scoop up its shit so he could roll the joint.

bongo
03-24-2005, 02:26 AM
hey someone else with a Jimmy Page avitar! NICE MAN

Creeper
03-24-2005, 03:12 AM
If you were a one-pound chihuaha, and you ate a gram of weed, would you hallucinate? I've seen weed classified as a hallucinogen in very high doses, so I wonder.

I dont know man....probably, I think she loved the shit though lol. She didnt get the munchies though, she couldnt even walk, I tried calling her over and she tried to walk but started to fall so she decided against it, if you talked she started shaking..so maybe she was hearin' shit lol.

Creeper
03-24-2005, 03:13 AM
That reminded me of the part of Up In Smoke where Cheech and Chong are smoking that huge joint and Chong explains how his dog ate his stash of Maui Wowie and how he had to scoop up its shit so he could roll the joint.

Dont worry man, I aint that desperate, got a whole qaurter upstairs ;)

rhinoblanco
03-24-2005, 03:40 AM
i have a pug whos 5 years old who ate about 2 grams once and he just had the fuckin dumbest look on his face like he had no idea what was goin on. it was funny as hell because he was just walkin in circles around my couch for like an hour straight and wouldnt sit down. im anxious to give him some more to see if he'll do some more crazy shit

Day Dreamin Faze
03-24-2005, 04:14 PM
My freinds dog who never miss's the sessions eats any weed u leave out..ash...blunts...dont leave them out haha.

mellow mood
03-24-2005, 06:29 PM
lol me and friend were smokin like ALOT and he got a bunny and so we made blast under a garbage bag, then threw the lil animal in it, closed the bag and then waited fer like 10 sec, then restarted like 3 times. hahahaha it was SOOOO stoned it couldnt move and was just staring us like a zombie we could move it in any position and it was still not moving lool

DreamSmoke
03-27-2005, 06:28 PM
Sometimes I think it's messed up when people get their animals high, but I sometimes get my cats and dog high but it's REALLY RARE.

bigdaddy420
03-27-2005, 07:11 PM
There's a stray cat that lives around my house and used to come up on the back deck whenever I went out to smoke a joint. One day I blew some smoke into it's face just to see what it would do. Apparently the cat didn't like it cause it jumped down and ran away. Now whenever I come out to smoke and as soon as I just up the doobie and the cat smells the smoke it runs off. I never forced the smoke on the cat, it just happened to be sitting there at the time.

Looker
04-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Dogs will eat anything....

Toffee
04-01-2005, 08:15 PM
Sometimes I think it's messed up when people get their animals high, but I sometimes get my cats and dog high but it's REALLY RARE.


make sure u use ther bold lol, rarely! :)

Hektik
04-01-2005, 09:42 PM
haha chuwawaz are little bastards, i have one, looks like the taco bell one but mine is obease lol. my friends dog is a weed fien, if you got a bag in ur pocket he will smell that shit. Even does tricks for stems :p

Climbing High
04-05-2005, 10:35 PM
haha, same with my dog. the little addict will do anything for weed. i always blow hits in her face, im lucky shes never stolen a bag.