I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

[Mike23artist]

I have risen 2 people from the dead and cured someone of aids:cool:I am Michael Mikanowicz I am 25 and live in Maryland I am going to legalize all drugs when I take office I have 12 disicples that I met through my life ask me some questions I am the living god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jointsmile:time to smoke a blunt.

[bigtopsfinn]

I want what you're smoking!...(i think)

What are you smoking?

[Mike23artist]

I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:

[denialisback]

I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:

please be warned that by modern definition jesus would be classified as a terrorist, please also be warned that by modern definition you 'being' or 'trying' to be jesus you will be classified as a terrorist.

Don't let that happen ;)

Peace,
Denial

[MadSativa]

dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god

[denialisback]

dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god

lol was a surprising idea though while it lasted :))

oh and uhh, what else was i gonna say hmm.. oh yeah, I guess there are places down the rabbit hole even lower in unconscious than even leary and mckenna would go lol


:) my 2 cents


Peace,
Denial

[Mike23artist]

No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::):jointsmile:

[denialisback]

No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::):jointsmile:

ok ;) well i am a practicing shaman, i heal people occasionally, with my mind and ideas, empowerment.. I don't think because i am a healer i must be jesus ;)

well, jesus had a criminal record too, maybe you are jesus hah!

Peace,
denial

[killerweed420]

Jesus you don't get my vote. I'd rather vote for your whore wife Mary.lol

[JohnnyZ]

I bet Mary was a fox. The son of god obviously slayed only the finest bitches.

[the image reaper]

while you're disrespecting our Lord, Jesus Christ, how about sharing some of your bullshit with Allah, Buddha, the Earth Goddesses, etc., etc. :wtf: ... oh, I forgot, we're only allowed to ridicule Conservatives and Christians at this website :wtf:

[FakeBoobsRule]

People's champ here and time to take your jabroni ass to the smackdown hotel.

You're right, you didn't get enough points for your last violation.

That was a short lived campaign wasn't it?

[denialisback]

That was a short lived campaign wasn't it?

'twas indeed.. :)


Peace,
Denial

[JohnnyZ]

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[the image reaper]

very good work, FBR, thanks :thumbsup: (and, apologies to all, when I'm a jerk, too) hey, it could happen :D

[killerweed420]

I'm an equal opportunity athiest. I'll pick on any of the religions.lol
Even though I think mormons are my favorite to pick on.

[denialisback]

I'm an equal opportunity athiest. I'll pick on any of the religions.lol
Even though I think mormons are my favorite to pick on.

heh lol killerweed, whysat , could it be that mormons are 85.714285714285714285714285714286% equivocal to morons?

Just a thought , and actually I'm real-igious ;p

Peace,
Denial