Warning: Scam alert!

[Dutch Pimp]

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.

[denialisback]

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.


oh brother, thats deep.. goddang

I guess if it was me I'd be so farking shocked at my luck my senses would put me in a temporal state of nonthinking awesomeness..

haha you won't get done twice though will you eh?

props dude.. at least you got something interesting to talk about hehhhe

Peace,
Denial

[XXBlaze of DesiréXX]

wow....:wtf:....smart....




keep on tokin:stoned:

[KillerBudG]

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.

I know what you mean pimp i was almost got like that. Except I was in my guys house. His sister an her friends had me going until i remembered i left my car unlocked. Go to lock it an what you know one her friends in my shit hittin up my stash. Ha ha guess they did not know what they was in for, Told that chick to wait there in the car and went got my guy from inside told him to take her off and go treat her... While i went back inside to umm.... How to put this teach his sister and her other friend a lesson on sticky fingers.:rastasmoke: But now I think about it. It was well wourth catching them in da act. I say if I could go back to that day i would still leave it unlocked. Just would of tried to get rid my guy somehow. Hmm yea theses the good times who says smoking gets you know where lied I hit 2 home runs that morning. Now I need to blow one bac:jointsmile:

[Dutch Pimp]

wow....:wtf:....smart....




keep on tokin:stoned:
it's a war between the sexes...and we're losing, dudes...:pimp:

...soon, they will elect a President...then all dudes will be sucking the hind teat

[the image reaper]

:S2: that's OK, DP, I 'got it', even if they didn't :S2: ... reminds me of the hooker, that kept pounding on my truck door all night ... I kept telling her to leave me alone, finally, I couldn't stand it anymore :mad: ... I crawled out of my bunk, opened the door, and let her out :S2:

[Dutch Pimp]

I hate it...when you have to explain how a door knob works...:thumbsup:

[Dutch Pimp]

I hope Stinky does not see this thread....she would be...upset?

[the image reaper]

sorry, I missed the whole point, did you say something ? (hypnotized by your avatar) :computerlove1:

[Dutch Pimp]

I guess if it was me I'd be so farking shocked at my luck my senses would put me in a temporal state of nonthinking awesomeness..



I know...this is where the downfall starts...:thumbsup:...we ain't gotta chance...they always win...:rasta:

[Divestoned]

HAHAHAHA

That's a funny story.I think I'd have to go back an get robbed again too.

[Dutch Pimp]

HAHAHAHA

That's a funny story.I think I'd have to go back an get robbed again too.
well....we was warned..."once bitten...twice shy"

[gypski]

sorry, I missed the whole point, did you say something ? (hypnotized by your avatar) :computerlove1:

I saw a pair that looked just like the Dpimp's avie walking down 1st Ave near Main in Seattle yesterday while waiting for a friend. It was all I could do to not get caught staring!!!! :jointsmile:

[Shovelhandle]

I saw a pair that looked just like the Dpimp's avie walking down 1st Ave near Main in Seattle yesterday while waiting for a friend. It was all I could do to not get caught staring!!!! :jointsmile:

Ya, pretend your blind, right?

[JaggedEdge]

I wouldn't fall for it, sometimes they use hot chicks for worse things than stealing your money and stash. There have been instances where an attractive female is stranded on the side of the road, a nice and/or horny guy gives her a ride to where a man is waiting to murder and rob him.

Never trust a women just because they have nice breasts and your penis is thinking, "maybe I'll get a little wet..."

[the image reaper]

:S2: hey, Dutch Pimp !, how did you say those 'doorknob' things work ??? :S2:

[JohnnyZ]

I wouldn't fall for it, sometimes they use hot chicks for worse things than stealing your money and stash. There have been instances where an attractive female is stranded on the side of the road, a nice and/or horny guy gives her a ride to where a man is waiting to murder and rob him.

Never trust a women just because they have nice breasts and your penis is thinking, "maybe I'll get a little wet..."

Easy there buzz kill..

[cygnustaxt]

buzz killington

[Purple Banana]

sorry, I missed the whole point, did you say something ? (hypnotized by your avatar) :computerlove1:

I LOVE HIS AVATAR! I love my boobs, and boobs in general, but wow, those are truly hypnotizing! :thumbsup:

[JaggedEdge]

I LOVE HIS AVATAR! I love my boobs, and boobs in general, but wow, those are truly hypnotizing! :thumbsup:

I love boobs too, sometimes I wish I had some of my own, but I wonder if I would enjoy playing with my own as much as I enjoy playing with other peoples.

Life's little questions.

[Purple Banana]

The only downside to boobs is if I'm running downstairs in the morning with no bra, I have to hold them, or they hurt :(

[trinitybound]

I think women should have three boobs, one on the back for dancing :D

[axxxxe]

If I had boobs nothing would get done no job no eating or drinking no smoking just playing with my boobs 24/7. Purple banana I feel your pain any time you need to run downstairs or anywhere for that matter just holler I am there for your support.LOL peace

[Dutch Pimp]

I like Fake Boobs...they never lose their shape.

[CovertCarpenter]

...that's kinda like the "White Box Big Speaker Scam", but, umm, with boobs... that's just wrong.... :D

The old adage might apply here..:"If something seems too good to be true..."

[MadSativa]

haha very god laugh im gonna tell that tale