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[Dutch Pimp]

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.

Dutch Pimp Reviewed by Dutch Pimp on 03-20-2009. Warning: Scam alert! Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, Rating: 5

[denialisback]

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.

oh brother, thats deep.. goddang

I guess if it was me I'd be so farking shocked at my luck my senses would put me in a temporal state of nonthinking awesomeness..

haha you won't get done twice though will you eh?

props dude.. at least you got something interesting to talk about hehhhe

Peace,
Denial

[XXBlaze of DesiréXX]

wow....:wtf:....smart....




keep on tokin:stoned:

[KillerBudG]

Two good looking hotties come over to my car as I was getting in to leave work last Wednesday, one starts wiping the windshield with a rag and the other came around to passenger window and bent so far over that her breasts just about fall out of her top. While I was distracted the other one let herself in the backseat real quick and then they both started begging me for a ride home. Well what the heck, the 'little head' says... "Give those nice girls a ride home", sure thing I'm thinking, shamelessly wiping away some drool.

As soon as I started driving the one in the backseat took off her shirt and began to rub her bare breasts all over my neck and head, the other leaned over in the front seat, unzipped and yanked down my pants. This is about when I figure they stole my wallet. I was robbed by them last Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful guys....... wallets, stash, dignity they take it all.

I know what you mean pimp i was almost got like that. Except I was in my guys house. His sister an her friends had me going until i remembered i left my car unlocked. Go to lock it an what you know one her friends in my shit hittin up my stash. Ha ha guess they did not know what they was in for, Told that chick to wait there in the car and went got my guy from inside told him to take her off and go treat her... While i went back inside to umm.... How to put this teach his sister and her other friend a lesson on sticky fingers.:rastasmoke: But now I think about it. It was well wourth catching them in da act. I say if I could go back to that day i would still leave it unlocked. Just would of tried to get rid my guy somehow. Hmm yea theses the good times who says smoking gets you know where lied I hit 2 home runs that morning. Now I need to blow one bac:jointsmile:

[Dutch Pimp]

wow....:wtf:....smart....




keep on tokin:stoned:

it's a war between the sexes...and we're losing, dudes...imp:

...soon, they will elect a President...then all dudes will be sucking the hind teat

[the image reaper]

:S2: that's OK, DP, I 'got it', even if they didn't :S2: ... reminds me of the hooker, that kept pounding on my truck door all night ... I kept telling her to leave me alone, finally, I couldn't stand it anymore ... I crawled out of my bunk, opened the door, and let her out :S2:

[Dutch Pimp]

I hate it...when you have to explain how a door knob works...:thumbsup:

[Dutch Pimp]

I hope Stinky does not see this thread....she would be...upset?

[the image reaper]

sorry, I missed the whole point, did you say something ? (hypnotized by your avatar) :computerlove1:

[Dutch Pimp]

I guess if it was me I'd be so farking shocked at my luck my senses would put me in a temporal state of nonthinking awesomeness..

I know...this is where the downfall starts...:thumbsup:...we ain't gotta chance...they always win...:rasta: