Worst thing that ever happened to you after smoking cannabis?

[Wannous]

I'm just wondering whats the worst thing that has ever happened to you after smoking some green?

discuss.

[linearvermin]

I don't really have a band experience story however my friend has a hilarious one. The first time he ever smoked he was in a small cultisac and mid sesh 3 cars pull in really fast and a bunch of black dudes come out with boards and bats and they drove off really quick. He probably was in some sort of gang area haha. But wow what a first experience, i'd be scared to smoke again after that if it was my first weed experience haha.

[Wannous]

wow thats a pretty good one

[Dream of the iris]

It was 2007 and I had just finished a terrible semester at school so this trip to Bonnaroo (music festival) with my best friends who I haven't seen in a good year was well in order. Of course being stoners we decided to bring about....an ounce and a half with us. There were several of us so we decided to go in four cars and take the back roads to avoid cops...how young and naive we were. So as we're driving along we decided to pass a few joints around to start things off smoothly. Everything was great for the first half hour. We were well stoned with some very icky sticky having our laughs going back to the songs we were singing (had to quote Lennin sorry). Not 15 minutes or so after we finished smoking we see this massive collection of cops along the side of the road pulling people over left and right. It was an ambush. These cops in this little town knew this would be a route in which many stoner bonnaroo lovers would be traveling so they set up a trap. Within our convoy there was a friend in the car behind us with a bunch of obvious bumper stickers and two friends in the front two cars. The first one was pulled over because his windows were too tinted and the second one was immediately pulled over because he failed to put on his turn signal to pass our friend with the tinted windows when he slowed down. Looking back at it I thought it was pretty funny because I thought it would be a great idea to let the dude with the tinted windows carry all of our stuff (mainly so we wouldn't get busted if pulled over). We were scared shitless at this point so for the next 30 miles down the road we drove as perfect as possible not exceeding the speed limit nor going under. I suppose we lucked out because our other two friends saved us as well as the fact that we were riding in our friends moms car.

Anyway, we made it there in one piece. One of our friends who got pulled over made it too because they cleverly hid their stuff in a doritos bag. The other one wasn't so lucky. He only had about a gram but he did have his prescribed adderall as well as several beers which got him in trouble as well. He got landed in jail and had a several thousand dollar bailout. Fortunately his dad was the richest and most easy going out of all of ours so not only did he pay for the bailout but he let him go to bonaroo, of course he got punished later. It was actually pretty funny too because the second we got to our camp site a news reporter for our local newspaper came by and asked us how our experience was so far. We ended up telling him the whole thing and told him our friends name and how he got busted so when it came out all of the parents in our town read the paper and saw his name on it describing his arrest lol. I would say it was a dick move but at that point everyone in town knew what we were up to anyway so its not like it was too shocking but still... funny as shit knowing that everyone in our town now knows of his arrest.

[Wannous]

lol the irony...

keep the stories coming people

[Dutch Pimp]

...the last time I drove stoned and had a minor accident....I had to get out and ask the witnesses...what happened?

[JohnnyZ]

Really guys? Do you do this just to piss off Stinky?

Not to rain on the parade, I've done my fair share of stupid shit that I'd love to sit around and tell you guys about, but this isn't the place..

[LolaGal]

Worst thing that happened to me?

I had to eat my ex mother-in-law's cooking and ruined my buzz. That woman was a BAD cook.....:jointsmile:

[trickdaddy450]

Worst thing that happened to me?

I had to eat my ex mother-in-law's cooking and ruined my buzz. That woman was a BAD cook.....:jointsmile:

Haha i'm with you lola. I hate it when i get good and baked and have to go to a not so good meal with the family. That made my day!

[Dream of the iris]

Really guys? Do you do this just to piss off Stinky?

Not to rain on the parade, I've done my fair share of stupid shit that I'd love to sit around and tell you guys about, but this isn't the place..

Well technically speaking this forum is not the place to discuss this but then you would probably have to say that to just about every post in the lounge section. I mean come on...if you don't bend the rules a little bit and claim this thread to be somewhat informative then everyone would leave the forum and go to a better one. And technically you can claim this to be informative anyway given that I described my encounter with the police and how we managed to handle the sticky situation...I just forgot to add that we were carrying MEDICAL marijuana hehe:D.

[Storm Crow]

I ran out of pot! :eek:

[theforthdrive]

I didnt smoke almost my entire college experience but started the last year and saw my grade improve because my anxiety was under control. (better jonnyz :))I still had a strict no smoking before class policy even thou my ride came over before every class and smoked my MMJ w/o me. well once, and only once , his peer pressure got the better of me and I smoked before Aerospace Structures and Design! Challenging to say the least. No biggie Ill just hang in the back of the class! I forgot the minor detail of the chair of the department teaching the class and he hated me. Long story short I was asked to come do a complex physics problem on the board! The hottie in the front of the class saved my ass and I never went to class high again! :stoned:

[the image reaper]

was running out ... :(

[thcbongman]

Back in the day, on New Years Day, I was toking in my friends room in his apartment and we were chilling, toking, have a good time. We hear a knock on the door, he opens it. 2 in blue was standing in front of the door. They escort us outside into the cold. I was lucky I didn't have any shit, but my friends weren't so lucky and 2 people were arrested. That was a total buzz kill. The cops showed up because he stole some money from his mom and she called the cops on him, but didn't know another friend and I were there at a time.

[jimmy8778]

about a year ago driving home after smoking up, it was actually about 12 months too. anyways, i was driving back home, and i was on this back road headed to my house, the car in front of me slowed down, but it was on a turn so i was not concerned, well, they were slowing down because deer were on the side of the road. luckily, i didnt hit a deer. but a deer did hit me. as i was driving past it, not realizing that there were even deer it just runs into my driver side window, and im driving high as shit and my friend was in the passenger seat. the deer hits the driver side mirror, breaking it, and its head just hits the window, and i got a flash view of the deer. all this happened in about 30 seconds, and about 10 seconds after it happened, i looked over at my friend and said, "What was that?" and she just looked back and said she didnt know. then when i got home and found out my mirror was broken, cause i couldnt tell before, i realized a deer had actually hit me. the worst part about it was that at that moment the song gimme more by britney spears was playing.

[JohnnyZ]

"What was that?"

:S2:

I retract my previous statement keep em coming.

[GraziLovesMary]

I went to jail :(

[Wannous]

lmao i like the deer one

[JD1stTimer]

I was smoking on the patio of a bar, it was freezing cold, really windy, and there were only like two people out there. The girl I was with was way too talky, asking about what we were smoking, if it was mexi-brick, and I was trying to keep more hushy about it. The bouncer came out, I palmed the burning joint in my right hand (glad I practiced basic magic as a kid!) and immediately pulled out a skydancer cigarette, lit it, and got the half joint into my pocket in one quick smooth move. He stared me straight in the eye, said a patron complained about smelling weed, and asked me what I was smoking. I gave him a cigarette, he looked at it, sniffed it, wrinkled his noise, said fuckin cold out here this is some bullshit, and went back into the bar. The girl was completely freaked out and trying to drag me out before I could even get my tab. I told her to chill, she told me she will, I paid for my swill and got behind the wheel.

She said she's sick, I told her to sip my coke. She said she'd throw up if she can't get 7-Up. We went to a 24-hour convenience store, we're both red-eyed and drunk, and there's the sherrifs and troopers having their deep night donut fix while my pocket smelled like a skunk. Fuck this, I gotta piss, we get in the car and I wanna kiss. She was so tense and freaked out I knew I shouldn't even try. She yelled at me all the way home. It really sucked.

[JohnnyZ]

..what the fuck?

[Reefer Rogue]

Throwing up, but it was mixed with baccy. Or, having my half an 8th taken by the cops. So, nothing too bad really. Pros outweigh the cons by far.

[Acouwaila]

oh..probably when i was smokin with my girl and the cops pulled up and arrested just her and left me....sucks cuz that weed was goooood. i know because I actually forgot what happened while I was driving to my girls house to tell her mom what happened ...and yeah....that was reeeal fun doin that

[smok3y]

I was smoking on the patio of a bar, it was freezing cold, really windy, and there were only like two people out there. The girl I was with was way too talky, asking about what we were smoking, if it was mexi-brick, and I was trying to keep more hushy about it. The bouncer came out, I palmed the burning joint in my right hand (glad I practiced basic magic as a kid!) and immediately pulled out a skydancer cigarette, lit it, and got the half joint into my pocket in one quick smooth move. He stared me straight in the eye, said a patron complained about smelling weed, and asked me what I was smoking. I gave him a cigarette, he looked at it, sniffed it, wrinkled his noise, said fuckin cold out here this is some bullshit, and went back into the bar. The girl was completely freaked out and trying to drag me out before I could even get my tab. I told her to chill, she told me she will, I paid for my swill and got behind the wheel.

She said she's sick, I told her to sip my coke. She said she'd throw up if she can't get 7-Up. We went to a 24-hour convenience store, we're both red-eyed and drunk, and there's the sherrifs and troopers having their deep night donut fix while my pocket smelled like a skunk. Fuck this, I gotta piss, we get in the car and I wanna kiss. She was so tense and freaked out I knew I shouldn't even try. She yelled at me all the way home. It really sucked.


WTF!:wtf:

You do know this is a weed forum right? Lol

[StickyfingahZ]

Worst thing that happened to me?

I had to eat my ex mother-in-law's cooking and ruined my buzz. That woman was a BAD cook.....:jointsmile:

lmao,lol

I cant think of anything really bad happening,but one morning my freind came to my house and he gave me a fatty and we chatted a bit and he left,I had to use the bathroom and while sitting there I decided to burn a little,next thing I know my mom is banging on the door calling me for dinner,I frickin passed out on the toilet the whole day.

[FourTwenty4Life]

The very first time I ever smoked out of a vaporizer which happened to be a Volcano classic w/solid valve was the closest to something "bad" happening. I had just established my premium nug dealer a few months prior so we would hang out & toke you know. One day he busts out the Volcano and I'm like wtf is that?! We packed white widow and northern lights, vaped like 6 bags, and by the end I was blazed out of my mind. I got SO HIGH that it was, to this day, the ONE & ONLY time I ever got sick and threw up. That's my two cents :twocents:

[axxxxe]

Went to tokers bowl and got lit by some bubble the 1st day. Met a friend and went back to her place to taste samples. One thing led to another anyway afterwards I went into bathroom to relieve myself, noticed little red light on counter in dark, didnt think much of it till I turned and layed my tallywacker up against the hot end of a curling iron. Picture a big guy splashing water out of the sink and trying to blow on his own penis at the same time while cursing in any language I could think of.After nearly passing out I went back to bed room where my friend slightly groggy reached up and grabbed you know what for round 2 needless to say I cried. When I got back to states went to doctor he laughed his ass off wanted to know what I wanted him to do.. wrap it up? Got some cream and lived through it. Lesson learned 1.Dont go for it all on 1st day.2. Flying coach on international flight with burned genitalia is not ever a good idea.

[xcrispi]

I came down . :mad:
Crispi :jointsmile:

[overgrowthegovt]

There have been times I've smoked and my innate insecurity was just thrust to the forefront....locked in an endless cognitive cycle of believing I'll never find a serious girlfriend, that I'll be lonely and insecure forever.

[LolaGal]

There have been times I've smoked and my innate insecurity was just thrust to the forefront....locked in an endless cognitive cycle of believing I'll never find a serious girlfriend, that I'll be lonely and insecure forever.

You sound like Bill on King of the Hill ! Cheer up!

[Weedhound]

I got busted by a cop after we smoked some weed and then had sex in the back seat (I believe I was 19 at th time) and it was my very first time ever having sex. We were both buck naked getting out of the car but the deputies (one was a woman) had been around the block and back so we ended up getting a lecture on NOT LEAVING YOUR DOPE SITTING OUT ON THE DASHBOARD WHERE IT IS PLAIN SIGHT FOR A COP TO SEE.
There was no comment on the sex.

true story!

[LolaGal]

I got busted by a cop after we smoked some weed and then had sex in the back seat (I believe I was 19 at th time) and it was my very first time ever having sex. We were both buck naked getting out of the car but the deputies (one was a woman) had been around the block and back so we ended up getting a lecture on NOT LEAVING YOUR DOPE SITTING OUT ON THE DASHBOARD WHERE IT IS PLAIN SIGHT FOR A COP TO SEE.
There was no comment on the sex.

true story!

Hahahahahahaha! That's a classic Weedy! Did they take your dope?

[Weedhound]

Yes he took it and wrote me a ticket. Then we got the lecture and this was back in 1978 and even then the old time cops didn't care about weed. I'll never forget his lecture about not leaving the stuff in plain sight, lol. Best tip I ever got from the po-lice.

[LolaGal]

LOL Weedy! I guess we are about the same age! I remember 78 fondly too.

Did I ever tell ya about the time I had an OZ in my pocket, pulled out my money at the 7-11, and dumped the OZ on the floor? Everybody gasped, what could I do? I put it back in my pocket...hahaha

[overgrowthegovt]

You sound like Bill on King of the Hill ! Cheer up!

I always keep it to myself, but I do find myself having a melancholy disposition that I can't seem to get rid of. I'm a good actor, though, so most people have no idea.

[JohnnyZ]

I always keep it to myself, but I do find myself having a melancholy disposition that I can't seem to get rid of. I'm a good actor, though, so most people have no idea.

Man you need to cheer the fuck up. You have the whole world infront of you. Here are a few things you might have forgotten: You live in a first world country. You have running water. You can have a job if you want. Or you can have the government support you. You can have a ham sandwich or a salad for dinner. You can make choices. You literally have nothing to worry about. And if all else fails, you can smoke some weed.

So cheer up.

[ILLNotSick]

bump uglys

[overgrowthegovt]

Man you need to cheer the fuck up. You have the whole world infront of you. Here are a few things you might have forgotten: You live in a first world country. You have running water. You can have a job if you want. Or you can have the government support you. You can have a ham sandwich or a salad for dinner. You can make choices. You literally have nothing to worry about. And if all else fails, you can smoke some weed.

So cheer up.

You obviously don't have the remotest understanding of depression. Show some sensitivity. That's like telling a schizophrenic to just remember that the voices aren't real and stop acting like a nut. Frankly, most people seem to have this attitude towards melancholia and it irritates me to no end.

[mjmomma]

The worst thing that ever happened to me after indulging in some MJ was the fact that I ran out. :mad:

Yes. Sad, but true. it was awful. Hope it never happens to any of the fine readers here.

(scary, spooky stuff!)

[Cocoa0069]

I died:(

[Flesh420]

You obviously don't have the remotest understanding of depression. Show some sensitivity. That's like telling a schizophrenic to just remember that the voices aren't real and stop acting like a nut. Frankly, most people seem to have this attitude towards melancholia and it irritates me to no end.

It irritates me to no end when people are asking other people to show them sensitivity towards their problems. If you are this self aware it is my opinion that you can fix this, so quit laying around and do something other than ask others to be sensitive to you.

:wtf:

[overgrowthegovt]

It irritates me to no end when people are asking other people to show them sensitivity towards their problems. If you are this self aware it is my opinion that you can fix this, so quit laying around and do something other than ask others to be sensitive to you.

:wtf:

As I've said, I always keep it to myself; virtually nobody in my personal life has any idea. I just thought I could vent a little online without getting harsh judgement in return, but I stand corrected. I don't ask for sensitivity from anyone, it just irritates me to no end when people have this matter-of-fact belief that they understand a medical condition they have no experience with or no way to relate to. You're not one of the people who just cannot feel happy no matter what they do or how hard they try, but such people exist, and I'm not asking anyone to cry me a river, just don't give me the "count your blessings" bullshit; that doesn't work with depressives, plain and simple.

Yes, I am self-aware, to such a keen degree that it's painful, and I've told myself the same thing...that I should be able to just fix this, just snap out of it. I'm still waiting.

[Chewbonga]

Got really baked with a few buddies and got driven to subway (the sub resturant, not the train) to get munchies. got the sandwiches and were driving home, I'm sitting shotty munching out with my crunch out on this BLT. punnish six inches of it, get at the last six, and find a used band-aid in the paper. Subway subs come wrapped twice, first with the paper that has the SUBWAY print all over it, and then inside that another more papery wrapping. between the two wrapping papers, was this old, cristy, used band-aid.

I'm like, nahhh fuck that shit yo, I'm not down and stop eating. Get home, write an email to the owner telling him what's up. Origionally I was demanding a 6 foot party sub for repirations, but ended up getting a free foot.

Finding used band-aid in a sub really makes you come down.

[vej33]

why does it feel like after i get nice and blazed someone always comes around and kills my buzz...

i live with my (somewhat overprotective) aunt. i was going to go make some music with this friend of mine, but i knew my aunt didn't like her, so i just told her i was going to grab drinks with a guy i work with, Jon. i told my aunt i would text her to let her know how late i was going to be.

so me and this girl were making music, smoking blunts, getting stoned blind all night. i texted my aunt at 1:15am saying i'd be later, then again at 3:15am to tell her that i was just going to grab coffee and go to work early (i'm a Personal Trainer and my shift starts at 6am).

At 530am i look @ my phone and see i have like 7 missed calls. I listen to all the voicemails, which progress each one. The first one is from my aunt and it goes like this "Hi it's 3am, just checking up on you", the 2nd goes "Hi, it's 5am and I'm going to call Jon and make sure you're okay."

Now, rewind for a second.. my aunt had Jon's number because he gave me a ride somewhere recently, and she had asked me for his number in one of those "just in case" situations... fuck...

So after I get the "I'm going to call Jon" voicemail, I get the inevitable following voicemail "I don't know where you are, please call me, blah blah". Then I get a voicemail from Jon saying "Call your Aunt, she's giving me the riot act, I don't know if I should cover for you or not, she's threatening to call the police", and then 2 more voicemails from my aunt, hysterically sobbing for me to call her.

Remember it is still 530am now. I finally finish listening to the voicemails and call up my aunt, stoned as fuck, and a bit confused... I had texted, why had she called Jon??? ....my texts that night and on all following nights, to this day, did not go through to her. I don't know how or why that happened, I just know that she did not then or EVER recieve my texts...

But beyond that, I was BUSTED for lying about where I'd be, and she and my uncle were pretty much convinced I was dead - pretty irrational if you ask me, but I wasn't the one who had a missing-roommate to look after.

Basically I smoked another fat one and went to my 6am shift without sleeping - I would have missed sleep even if I hadn't been caught, but I certainly didn't need that bullshit emotional drama at 530am... FUUCKKK that all sucked so bad.

So yea, that was something bad that happened to be after smoking AND after not sleeping for a night. Everything's okay now, and I can now tell my aunt where I'm going without feeling like I need to lie to her, but she blamed me for everything because I'm the one that lied and betrayed trust and all, even THOUGH it was only a name-substitution at the last minute and i DID text when i said I would.

I mean I'm 23 years old, I think that was all a little overdramatic.

I dunno guys, I just dunnnooo.... what are all y'alls thoughts.

[jimmy8778]

so you could say this started the other day. anyways, after smoking i got to put some pants on, while attempting the feat my foot rested on a small mirror under a shirt. i put pressure on the mirror and it broke. that was friday evening. saturday, i smoked about 30 minutes before going in, about 10 minutes before work, im driving in...pop...my tire goes out. Now in the past year, thats 365 days, i have gone through 6 tires on my car. and to make matters worse i have no spare because the last time my tire went out i had to drive the spare until it went out as well. so i had no spare, and had to make the perilous trek the mile or so home with the flat tire. luckily i had a spare replacement tire and i got it fixed.

Sunday, snow, no movement, i go to bed early even, early monday morning, about 130 i wake up, not able to sleep, and no reason why, not even tired. to try to get tired again i go out for a drive in the early morning, i also take my bowl, not having any weed i was going to take the resin hits, i needed something to get to sleep. So im driving around, deciding if i am going to go to the wally world to stimulate this economy some, and i decide against it. so i start driving home. no big deal right??? wrong, as i go around a turn, some slick snow and ice laying behind but still on the curve, which i was on the inside, so i hit this patch, well i was already breaking so when i start sliding i just slid, no movement of the wheels, into a ditch, across the road. So what, its happened to many people before. well the ditch is an actual ditch for a farm, the road itself drops off the shoulder, and my car is stuck with the road about 4 inches up the tire, with just a loose packed gravel shoulder. shit is whack.

[Weedhound]

overgrow, run a search here on depression. There's lots of good info here......you just have to find it.

No, people who haven't been there don't get it. Don't expect them to. Would you "get it" if it wasn't happening to you?

I've battled clinical depression for years. Have you seen a professional and if you have find another one if that one isn't helping you. Do you take medication? I take 60mg Prozac and it works great for me. Yes, I have a back story but who really cares? I'm in the same boat and I'm telling you......you DONT have to live in the grey world forever. But you need some help. I'm sure the thought itself is exhausting.....but quite frankly what do you have to lose? That's how I finally made it to a professional and it changed my life.

Goodluck overgrow......but like Johnny said....it's still up to you to make the choices....it's all about you. I like that......things being about me. I'm worth it. You are too.

good luck.

[WhiskeyTango]

I didnt have anymore.......

[psychocat]

It irritates me to no end when people are asking other people to show them sensitivity towards their problems. If you are this self aware it is my opinion that you can fix this, so quit laying around and do something other than ask others to be sensitive to you.

:wtf:

The complete lack of comprehension on your part means it is impossible for you to see the stupidity of your own comment.

BTW
I do not suffer from anthing other than being a borderline sociopath.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Man...I got high once...really high... I was feeling great and life was beautiful. Then I got the munchies and walked to the kitchen.

I hit my little toe on that damn wooden bed frame that was lying in the hall. Fuck that hurts!!!

But that's not the worse......There was nothing to eat in the fridge.

:stoned:

[overgrowthegovt]

The complete lack of comprehension on your part means it is impossible for you to see the stupidity of your own comment.

BTW
I do not suffer from anthing other than being a borderline sociopath.

I'm very interested by this...how exactly are you a borderline sociopath, if you said that in seriousness? I've picked up a nihilistic vibe from you, that you think human life doesn't matter (which I have to admit objectively probably doesn't, though I can't help but be kind), but you don't seriously fuck people over, do you?

[FlyGuyOU]

I had driven home one weekend to pick up an oz while I was doing archaeology work last summer. sunday night on our way back to the fieldwork we get pulled over in a po-dunk shit hole of a town in south eastern oklahoma. the "highway" has a speed limit of 25, i was clocked at 32. at first the cops didnt find anything, then another one showed up, he was an ass. they found the oz, thought it was a quarter....
anyways its now about 4am and we go to this crap ass jail. the chief was going to come in the morning and take me to an atm so i can get the money to pay our fines...he never shows up. the one cop lady who we had to yell at through the door said it would be a few hours before she would let us get a phone call, she left for the day before she gave us one, didnt tell the new dispatcher we wanted a phone call...
16 hours later we get a hold of a bondsman, he charges us %20 instead of the usual 10...
end up with 1500 in fines, my buddy had 1000 plus another 500 in bond, plus the 350 i paid for the oz...only smoked one bowl outta it

the funniest thing is, NONE of this shows up on my record, the cops were crooked and took the herb, took the money and never reported anything. it kinda sucks getting burned like that but its better to not have the shit show up if i get pulled over again.

that is why i hate the police

[psychocat]

I'm very interested by this...how exactly are you a borderline sociopath, if you said that in seriousness? I've picked up a nihilistic vibe from you, that you think human life doesn't matter (which I have to admit objectively probably doesn't, though I can't help but be kind), but you don't seriously fuck people over, do you?

I am serious.
I find it difficult to give a damn about the human race but they fascinate me , thier lack of logic and dependancy on emotional input is baffling sometimes.
I have a simple rule in my life, do unto others, don't fuck with me and you need never fear me , mess with me at your own peril.
If I am threatened I hold with the belief that I should be allowed to react with a fight fire with fire mentality and maximum prejudice.

People who prey on the less able are in my mind nothing more than parasites.
People who like to bully are at heart just cowards, I have had the pleasure of seeing a bullies face when confronted by a 6 foot 2 biker and told "Why don't you try that with me "? Amazing how fast he ran . :D

I think of myself as the bullies bully. :thumbsup:

I do believe we are too lenient in our treatment of the scum who gain pleasure from making life difficult or painful for those who just want to get on with thier lives.

But then I often believe that people are too damn stupid to ever learn that all religion and all politics is all just bullshit.:wtf:

[overgrowthegovt]

I am serious.
I find it difficult to give a damn about the human race but they fascinate me , thier lack of logic and dependancy on emotional input is baffling sometimes.
I have a simple rule in my life, do unto others, don't fuck with me and you need never fear me , mess with me at your own peril.
If I am threatened I hold with the belief that I should be allowed to react with a fight fire with fire mentality and maximum prejudice.

People who prey on the less able are in my mind nothing more than parasites.
People who like to bully are at heart just cowards, I have had the pleasure of seeing a bullies face when confronted by a 6 foot 2 biker and told "Why don't you try that with me "? Amazing how fast he ran . :D

I think of myself as the bullies bully. :thumbsup:

I do believe we are too lenient in our treatment of the scum who gain pleasure from making life difficult or painful for those who just want to get on with thier lives.

But then I often believe that people are too damn stupid to ever learn that all religion and all politics is all just bullshit.:wtf:

I hear all that, believe me. You don't sound like a sociopath at all, just a detached guy amusedly surveying human folly. I wish I was more detached and could just not give a fuck...I'd be a lot happier.

I sure the hell wouldn't want people to be cold, logical machines (I think emotional input really makes life worthwhile), but my god, they need to learn some reasoning abilities, that's for damn sure. And yes, religion and politics are all just pure bullshit, but they have the people fooled. Pretty sad. Funny how religion and politics are considered lofty but sex, the most truly lofty thing out there, is filthy.

[Wannous]

this happened to me a month or 2 ago...i forgot to post it :)

its thursday night and i invite my friend to sleep over since we got no school the next day....so we wake up at 10 and decide to wake and bake...10 mins later after finishing 2 bowls of some good shit, my mother (who doesnt know i smoke) calls and tells me my grandfather is comming to my house to fix the door....so we start freaking out and put everything away...my friend gets rly paranoid and decides to leave the house( we live in canada and there was a snow storm that day)and my friends doesnt have a cell so im like wtf u bailer...so my grandpa comes and leaves in 10 mins i dont think he notices anything...so im pretty happy with the situation and wait to hear news from my friend...45 mins later he comes back and hes like ya....i went to the parc (next to my house) and cops came and when they asked what he was doing there he told them his stomach hurt(hes an idiot)..so they took his name and number down and he came back to my place...so we freak out for a bit then decide that nothings gonna happen and smoke some more...turns out they never called his house and we got away with everything...:) im 19 btw

was a good experience :)

[JohnnyZ]

I wish I was more detached and could just not give a fuck...I'd be a lot happier..

Not giving a fuck is the only way to be truly happy. You could argue that true happiness could also mean giving a fuck about everything, making sure everything is perfect for you. However, that brings responsibility of maintaining that level of happiness. If you are indifferent to your surroundings, there is no responsibility. That is the only true freedom.

[TeKNiQUE]

I'm just wondering whats the worst thing that has ever happened to you after smoking some green?

discuss.
This one time.
My friend and I. (Young & Stupid)
Just purchased some amazing Hindu Kush.
Like 2 oz's of it.
We we driving after smoking a big BLUNT
and we thought we could just be all smoke resistant and go driving.
But I was in the process of loading another one when those Blue and Red Lights came on :( :( Flashing behind us.
The officer walked up to the car and he said he could see the smoke pouring from the window down the street.
and it smelt like we had a grow room in our trunk.
We got Some HEFTY HEFTY charges. :mad: :(

or this one time




I was with this one kid who had 50 bucks and had never ever eveer ever ever ever touched the stuff.
I bought him some and we had a good little sesh.
He smoked like one or two bowls and he looked at me and said he didn't feel anything.
But then he stood up and RAN!
He ran stumbled and fell.
Like it was the weirdest reaction to the stuff i'v seen man....
HE asked me if i SAW THE DOG ATTACKING HIM
he said a dog tackled him and was biting him or some shit. :wtf:

So i kept the rest of his shit lol and he went to school....

[seattlesmoke247]

Police dogs and helicopters to catch my friend who ran from them at a park.. Over smokin some bud. Theres been worse things too but it's involved other drugs and stupidity. Stay safe guys and gals.

[Wannous]

some people went thruth a lot of heavy shit

[ST0N3Rmike]

I was a senior in highschool at the time. We had just skipped lunch and smoked a good bit and returned for an "ice cream social" event with unlimited free ice cream for obtaining good grades. I piggged. After that I went home and hotboxed my car with a few friends inside my garage.

I then puked up all of the ice cream that I pigged on, inside of my car.

FML

[Wannous]

I was a senior in highschool at the time. We had just skipped lunch and smoked a good bit and returned for an "ice cream social" event with unlimited free ice cream for obtaining good grades. I piggged. After that I went home and hotboxed my car with a few friends inside my garage.

I then puked up all of the ice cream that I pigged on, inside of my car.

FML

wow what a buzz kill

[Barney Trouble]

i smoked with salvia a few times...I basically got hammered, smoked bud, then salvia and by the time i was back in reality i had pissed myself. i blame the alcohol though :jointsmile:

[diddagr]

well you know how when ur really high and ur muscles tingle? well i smoked a WHOLE LOT of Zimbabwe Kush and my muscles didnt tingle pleasantly but throbbed painfully. it was so awful that for a split second i thought i was O.D.ing until i remembered that u cant O.D. on a few bowlfuls of weed. i couldnt even go downstairs to satisfy my munchies so i just laid down in bed until about 2 minutes later when i passed out

[Wannous]

lmao...how much did u smoke&?

[thedeadone]

Used to commute to work every week, about a 150 mile drive. One time on the way home (friday) I had some realy good bud- my cusin was driving his truck- we where puffin heavy. He was eating some nacho doritos at the time.Well all of a sudden he gets a real serious look on his face. I say "hey Reed, are you alright?" he turns and looks me in the eyes for just a second;
he then proceeds to puke doritos and beer all over his dashboard and down into the air vents!!!! he pulls into a gas station parking lot, that was lit with some sodium vapor lights(The ones with the orange -yellow hugh) and I swear the puke on his face was glowing in the dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still laughing about it--even as I type!!!!!! P.S. - couldn't stand the smell in that truck for a long time!!!!

[Stonermom18]

Got one for ya'll, the person my family was living with smoked, i was 11 and liked to steal this dudes cigarettes and feel cool in front of the other kids. Well guess what i happen to find? Not knowing what it is of course i assume it was a cig, unfortunatly it was not. :( within the second hit of the J i feel sick and am freakin' out, (THANK GOD my parents weren't home!) I took a bath and hid in the bathtub for hours thinking i was going to die...suprised i still smoke today in fact, total accident being a stupied kid, but you know what...i never stole cigarettes from that guy again. LOL :D