Ever wonder where the government get their drug slang?

[OrangeHairs INC]

I sent a message to the ONDCP Clearinghouse that went a little something like this:

I was reading your list of drug terms for marijuana and was
hoping you
>tell me where you came up with some of them. It seems like according
to you
>every word in the english dictionary means marijuana.

And to my suprise they actually wrote me back saying this:

Dear Allen,

Thank you for contacting ONDCP. We use a variety of sources for our
street terms database, including law enforcement and health agency
reports.

Thank you,


Anyone else not believe this shat for one second?

[molerat]

thats hilarious

[ermitonto]

Haha, those pigs really are as dumb as I thought they were!

[Dick Justice]

If I ever get picked up for pot, I'm going to start babbling about how I was just clippin' on some thorky I got in a stool by the zipperdaws and see what they say.

[SmoKa]

lol thats awsome. Half the police proboly take the evidence and go light up in there squad car afterwards anyways. That of course is where all these names come from... baked police officers sitting at the donut shop thinking... Daaaam we could name it......

[Dick Justice]

Someone should make a strain called Cop Killer. That would teach em.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol thats awsome. Half the police proboly take the evidence and go light up in there squad car afterwards anyways. That of course is where all these names come from... baked police officers sitting at the donut shop thinking... Daaaam we could name it......

lmfao that's funny....guess that explains why they are always sitting around eating munchies.....that's why cops get so fat! they get stoned off the chronic they confiscate (after giving the schwagg as evidence so they don't look like they are just taking it and smoking it) and go to fast food places/donut shops for their munchies!!

[rajking86]

Haha, I'd name the strain- "Bacon bits"

[WeekenD TokeR]

Dear Allen,

Thank you for contacting ONDCP. We use a variety of sources for our
street terms database, including law enforcement and health agency
reports.

Thank you,


What da fuk