Drug test, Advice would be greatly appreciated.

[HaleParker]

Hello, i'm twenty four years of age, 6'0 ft, 165 pds, athletic build/low body fat, heavy toker(approx gram a day). I have a urine analysis sometime after Monday(15th of sept) next week.

I'm fairly acquainted with drug tests, I spent over three years in the military, during which I was tested approx six times, all of which I passed. My main issue with civilian testing is i've heard they test the temperature of the urine sample which they never did do in the forces allowing me to substitute my own urine with a sample from a drug free person.

I also plan on buying a detox drink that was recommended by an old friend, apparently it's worked for him twice in the past (XXTRA Clean is the name of the product).

Regards,

...:weedpoke:

[suzieque]

Most of us don't put much faith in those detox drinks. Is this a pre-employment test? How long have you been without the bud?

[HaleParker]

Most of us don't put much faith in those detox drinks. Is this a pre-employment test?

Yes, it's a pre-employment test, oilfield related.


How long have you been without the bud?

As of today, 13th day of september.

[suzieque]

hmmm, today is the 13th of Sept...

the only reason SOME people pass with those magic detox drinks is because they are an expensive way of dilution... I would give you 0% chance of passing if you haven't abstained...

read the substitution sticky... get your synthetic urine or a clean friend's sample and practice keeping the temperature.... if you can hand off the sample at the proper temperature, you may be working in the oilfields.

[xweefernationx]

hey bro look up how to take certose i know it works if taken with water properly

[killerweed420]

Being a heavy user you should definitely consider subbing with synthetic urine.

[HaleParker]

Substitution simply isn't a viable option, maintaining the proper temperature would be too difficult. Also they stand outside a thin door and listen to you, fumbling with a ziploc or some other apparatus would be noisy.

Also, apparently if the sample comes back diluted they just make you wait about an hour before you give another sample.

I know a few guys that have passed on forty eight hours notice with these detox drinks. I'm confident that i'll pass as long as I get the necessary time frame in before the test.

[Burnt Toast]

Certo and detox drinks/pills "work" because of the amounts of water consumed with them.
Detox drinks are nothing more than an overpriced dilution method in-a-bottle while the so-called "Pectin method" is nothing more than a back-alley variation of those detox drinks.

The actions of these products can be duplicated for a fraction of the price by following the guidelines in this link: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html