teamfdn
04-23-2008, 04:47 PM
Did my pre-employment today.
Subbed with a clean donor's piss.
3oz bottle between my ballsack and my ass.
Had two hand warmers strapped to it.
Somewhat uncomfortable.
Temperature shot straight up to 100 degrees.
Hung out for a minute, it went down to 98.
Then I pissed all my dirty urine into their toilet, which I must admit was very empowering for me.
Everything went off without a hitch.
Fuck 'em.
Then I hung out with a good friend of mine, OG Kush.:jointsmile::stoned:
I would just like to say to all the people that have to take piss tests because of legal reasons (i.e. probation, parole, custody etc.) that if you are willing to put a plant in front of your children, family and freedom then you are a mentally retarded fuckwad. If you are willing to put a plant in front of your children, family and freedom then I hope you go to prison. I hope you lose custody of your children. And I hope everyone in your family turns their back on you, because that is what you're doing to them. Period. Fucking selfish pieces of shit. Most of you dumbfucks on probation are smoking the brown frown schwag anyway. Retards.
Subbed with a clean donor's piss.
3oz bottle between my ballsack and my ass.
Had two hand warmers strapped to it.
Somewhat uncomfortable.
Temperature shot straight up to 100 degrees.
Hung out for a minute, it went down to 98.
Then I pissed all my dirty urine into their toilet, which I must admit was very empowering for me.
Everything went off without a hitch.
Fuck 'em.
Then I hung out with a good friend of mine, OG Kush.:jointsmile::stoned:
I would just like to say to all the people that have to take piss tests because of legal reasons (i.e. probation, parole, custody etc.) that if you are willing to put a plant in front of your children, family and freedom then you are a mentally retarded fuckwad. If you are willing to put a plant in front of your children, family and freedom then I hope you go to prison. I hope you lose custody of your children. And I hope everyone in your family turns their back on you, because that is what you're doing to them. Period. Fucking selfish pieces of shit. Most of you dumbfucks on probation are smoking the brown frown schwag anyway. Retards.