military pee test question...

[spazzoid06]

im going to buy a whizzinator soon , when the military drug tests you do they check the temperature cuz i dont want to have to keep a heating pad on all day

[Deige]

Temperature is one of the most important factors in UA drug testing so make sure u get it right. 90 to 100 degrees is exceptable, so i would get it right. I wouldn't risk substituting in the military because more than likely they will watch you. Your best bet would be to abstain and use the dilution method.

[joker88]

I purchased a whizzinator years ago for probation and it was battery operated with a electric heat pad and thermostat that kept the sub at the right temp. Worked great at keeping right temp but looked like a fake dick never used it for probation was to nervous and just quit smoking but know I use it for premployment ua's cause keeping the right temp is foolproof thanks to the electric thermostat.

[slantedeyes]

Military will observe you for all piss tests. They will see that fake dick. Military also checks for 20ng instead of 50 ng. You will get caught. There are randoms all the time. Randoms such as your ass will be woken up at 4 am in the morning and you will be locked down in your quarters and will be forced to give your first piss of the day. My advise is to quit smoking immediately.

[spazzoid06]

its not like that for me im in the national guard , so once a month i go down on a saturday morning at 8pm then leave in the late afternoon then comeback sunday at 8 untill 4-6pm

[luvweed420]

The whizzanator will get u caught. I recommend u quit smoking ASAP. My homeboy got caught using it and his as is is the brig! Now he takes it up the ass.:smokebong:

[spazzoid06]

The whizzanator will get u caught. I recommend u quit smoking ASAP. My homeboy got caught using it and his as is is the brig! Now he takes it up the ass.:smokebong:


damn , i didnt know you can go to jail with a neg. pee test , are u sure?

[Mississippi Steve]

damn , i didnt know you can go to jail with a neg. pee test , are u sure?

In the military, your guilty before proven inocent. The will *WATCH* you pee in the jar, and the chain of custody is air tight. *WHEN* you get caught, if your real lucky, you won't go to Ft Levenworth KS, and might only get 30 days in the brig, loss of 3 months pay and bad conduct discharge. Do a little reading in the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

[spazzoid06]

but dosent the thing look real tho?

[deadblazer]

spazz man why dont you just stop smoking now and then piss when your clean that is what i had to do! it only took me 14 days without smoking before i had clean piss! if its so hard to stop than maybe the service isnt for you just think either way you will have to stop while your in anyway why not sooner? good luck:rastasmoke:

[Mississippi Steve]

but dosent the thing look real tho?

When you have 2 guys watching you pee in the bottle when they wake you up at 4am, you better *BE* clean. Nothing looks like the real thing, and there is no warning that a UA is coming. It either comes down in a message from HQ(or wherever), and the victoms are pulled in less than an hour, or maybe the CO has a quota he/she has to do... doesn't matter. You will have no warning, and once your number comes up, you will generally be isolated with the rest of the victoms until you pee inna bottle, so there will be no chance to dilute or substitute. They have been doing this since the early 1980s and know *ALL* the tricks.

[joker88]

spazzoid I bought the whizzinator a few years ago for probation it looked so fake that I never used it and quit smoking for 13 months. It was'nt just the fact that it looked fake but it has a thumb valve at the base of the penis that u have to open with your thumb.It was very difficult to operate without looking suspicious.The great thing about the whizzinator was the fact that it has a electric heating pad and thermostat to keep the sub at the right temp via a 9 volt battery I since have removed the heating element and themostat and attached it to my sub bottle for pre-employment ua's to take the guess work out of keeping my sub at the correct temp and through the rest of the unit in the trash,sucks that I could'nt use it for probation cause it costed nearly 200 dollars. My advice is to quit smoking immediately or opt for a different line of work maybe the service isn't for you if you can't quit smoking. I would'nt waste my money on the whizzinator.

[spazzoid06]

shit i joined the army national guard so i can move out to cali , but they payin me cash and helpin me pay 4 school, so i guess i gotta find a job and get college loans , but it will be soon untill they kick me out

[joker88]

spazzoid I know what u mean college ain't cheap but failing that ua isn't going to be cheap either not to mention if it's on your record following u around I wanted to go in the service when I graduated high school but my parents did'nt want that for me and my bro ,being that my dad was in vietnam and he knew what it could be like so I kepted playing football hoping for a scholarship from a university but no luck on that and know I owe 83,000 dollars in student loans just to have a degree in civil engineering from F.S.U which even when I got my job at a engineering firm they never asked to see my degree. What a rip

[Mississippi Steve]

spazzoid... Joker is right... anything other than an "honorable" discharge will follow you for the rest of your life... kiss of ever being able to work anywhere where there is a security clearance required, and it will come up every time there is a background check done on you......including pre-employment checks. your goin to have to make the same choice I did... quit smoking weed, or get out of the service. I quit in 1984 after a close call with UA, and didn't toke any more untill I retired from the military in 1996.

I have been there, and done that... take my advice, and quit while your ahead...once your out, then you can do what you want.

[spazzoid06]

damn , what happens when you fail a ua , and how can i quit the military i signed up for 6 years

[Mississippi Steve]

damn , what happens when you fail a ua , and how can i quit the military i signed up for 6 years

If you fail?? If your lucky, you'll only get and article 15. If they want to make an example out of you, then bend over and and its gonna be hard and deep without the benifit of any "boi butter".
You best bet is to give it up for the next 6 years, then you can do what you want. Remember this....Its not just a job, its indentured serviture!! They *OWN* you and you belong to them for the next 6 years....you gotta play by their rules.

[spazzoid06]

but thanks joker and steve for info