military pee test question...

[spazzoid06]

im going to buy a whizzinator soon , when the military drug tests you do they check the temperature cuz i dont want to have to keep a heating pad on all day

spazzoid06 Reviewed by spazzoid06 on 03-21-2008. military pee test question... im going to buy a whizzinator soon , when the military drug tests you do they check the temperature cuz i dont want to have to keep a heating pad on all day Rating: 5

[Deige]

Temperature is one of the most important factors in UA drug testing so make sure u get it right. 90 to 100 degrees is exceptable, so i would get it right. I wouldn't risk substituting in the military because more than likely they will watch you. Your best bet would be to abstain and use the dilution method.

[joker88]

I purchased a whizzinator years ago for probation and it was battery operated with a electric heat pad and thermostat that kept the sub at the right temp. Worked great at keeping right temp but looked like a fake dick never used it for probation was to nervous and just quit smoking but know I use it for premployment ua's cause keeping the right temp is foolproof thanks to the electric thermostat.

[slantedeyes]

Military will observe you for all piss tests. They will see that fake dick. Military also checks for 20ng instead of 50 ng. You will get caught. There are randoms all the time. Randoms such as your ass will be woken up at 4 am in the morning and you will be locked down in your quarters and will be forced to give your first piss of the day. My advise is to quit smoking immediately.

[spazzoid06]

its not like that for me im in the national guard , so once a month i go down on a saturday morning at 8pm then leave in the late afternoon then comeback sunday at 8 untill 4-6pm

[luvweed420]

The whizzanator will get u caught. I recommend u quit smoking ASAP. My homeboy got caught using it and his as is is the brig! Now he takes it up the ass.:smokebong:

[spazzoid06]

The whizzanator will get u caught. I recommend u quit smoking ASAP. My homeboy got caught using it and his as is is the brig! Now he takes it up the ass.:smokebong:

damn , i didnt know you can go to jail with a neg. pee test , are u sure?

[Mississippi Steve]

damn , i didnt know you can go to jail with a neg. pee test , are u sure?

In the military, your guilty before proven inocent. The will *WATCH* you pee in the jar, and the chain of custody is air tight. *WHEN* you get caught, if your real lucky, you won't go to Ft Levenworth KS, and might only get 30 days in the brig, loss of 3 months pay and bad conduct discharge. Do a little reading in the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

[spazzoid06]

but dosent the thing look real tho?

[deadblazer]

spazz man why dont you just stop smoking now and then piss when your clean that is what i had to do! it only took me 14 days without smoking before i had clean piss! if its so hard to stop than maybe the service isnt for you just think either way you will have to stop while your in anyway why not sooner? good luck:rastasmoke: