Yuk!

[FakeBoobsRule]

So there's a ton of threads on favorite munchies that I'm always trying to merge but here's the flip side. What are some of the worst things you've eaten while stoned?

Now I'm all about cheese as cheese makes just about everything better. Some of my favorite munchies have piles of gooey cheese melted on them or a bite can't be taken without a big cheese thread from your mouth to the plate. I like all kinds of cheese and I even like most stinky cheeses but wow this was terrible. I don't know what the Swiss were thinking when they came up with this one. I got stoned when I got home and about an hour later I cut a cube off of some pepper jack that had some leeks and morels cut into it. Great as the oniony flavor from the leeks gave the cheese great contrast. Then came this cube from the Swiss demon known as Appenzeller. It's a semi-soft cheese so I was thinking it would be like some Brie. Oh the horror the horror as this cheese tasted like straight up socks! Well just to make sure it wasn't me a little while ago I waited till after smoking with this girl I'm seeing and one of my good friends. I was such an ass about it but it was funny. I was all like you gotta try this because I knew both of them are also big cheese fans. Well they both went running for the trash can! I'm throwing the rest of it now. The smell is alone is just giving me a horrible flashback. It's not a strong smell but it is distinctive. Yuk!

They want me to bake up some Brie that I do have with some brown sugar and pecans on top to get the taste out of their minds so I guess it's only right.

So be warned, stay away from Appenzeller.

Anyone else?

[Purple Banana]

When I was little, I used to down those little plastic containers of half and half...

I was stoned at a Bob Evan's once, and I drank one, and it was so old and expired, that it congealed into some nasty gelatinous goo, and I slurped it down without thinking, and had to RUN to the bathroom to puke it up...

[Dave Byrd]

The worst thing I ever tasted--Bird and I both did--was some herbal tea, a sort of fertility tonic, at a Chinese medicine storefront in San Francisco's Chinatown. That swill tasted like rotten tree bark, worms, moldy cheese, feces, and rancid brackish water, all at the same time. Makes me queasy just thinking about raising another cup of that to my mouth. If I want to hear her groan in the a.m. hours, I can always get her going by asking her if I can brew her a cup of fertility tea. Three years ago one early morning when she was feeling nauseated and I didn't realize it, I asked her if she wanted some fertility tea, and it put her over the edge and make her hurl. Now I make sure she's in well health before I gross her out. The association with that tea really was that strong, though.

Appenzeller. Peee yewwww. FBR, some guy at our gourmet market assured Bird one day that Appenzeller was just like Gruyere and would be great in a gratin. She was making something au gratin, which is usually excellent the way she does it. She brought that nasty stuff home, unwrapped it and was starting to grate it. She called me in there, "Hey, honey, does this smell like gruyere to you?" The odor had permeated the kitchen. We had to throw out that stuff--even her vacuum cleaner dog wouldn't get near it--and use cheddar that day. Nasty stuff, that.

[bongbro4]

Dudes,

Getting high donâ??t make me stupid, but it does make me forgetful. So... the worst I can come up with is the time a friend and I cut class in high school, we got high on the way to my house. I made us a pizza, and forgot to add the cheese. We didnâ??t even notice until it was half gone. God, I love that old Columbian creeper weed.

Bud:stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned:

[scagster]

Back when I first started smoking, I thought it would be a good idea to microwave a bunch of raw stew beef and grated cheese, and topped it off with hot sauce. Definitely one of the worst ideas ever. That's all I've got right now.

[smok3y]

One of the worst things iv eaten has gotta be cold chips(fries) after coming home after being out partyin all nite.. Yuk!!

[gocryemokid]

Beer cereal.

[stinkyattic]

I got the munchies once and headed for a local sushi bar where I'm known as a regular and the chef handed me this little dish of monkfish liver pate... WHOA. Thank goodness for the 'palate-cleansing' effects of pickled ginger...

[Metaphor]

i was at a pretty fancy party once and had the idea that a heaping spoonful of caviar would be good. oh god.

[Purple Banana]

i was at a pretty fancy party once and had the idea that a heaping spoonful of caviar would be good. oh god.

Oh man! I'm housesitting this weekend with my good friend, and she LOVES Caviar! I don't get it! It's so briny and disgusting, I used to think it would taste like Dippin' Dots ice cream for some reason... :stoned:

[friendowl]

im trying to think and i come up with nothing
when im high everything tastes good

[nightlight]

yesterday i threw 12 candy canes into a blender with the remains of a pot of coffee i made 6 hours prior. i dont know what i was thinking it tasted like burnt coffeee flavored gum

[gocryemokid]

This one isn't as much a "Yuk" as it is a "yak"
Let me explain.

Wendy's has double cheeseburgers for a dollar and they are damn good. In a marijuana-induced state of hunger I decided to tackle 4 of them. However instead of individually eating them like some kind of normal person, I stacked them high. 8 burgers high to be exact. Before coining the phrase "The Octo-Onslaught" to discuss the experience, I ate the whole damn thing within a minute. Shortly thereafter there was an "Octo-Onslaught" of regirgatated Wendy's resting quietly in the depths of my septic tank.

Yuk ? Hardly, shit was great. But Yak? Definetly.

[Purple Banana]

yesterday i threw 12 candy canes into a blender with the remains of a pot of coffee i made 6 hours prior. i dont know what i was thinking it tasted like burnt coffeee flavored gum

HAHAHA what? Why would you do that? :stoned:

EDIT: Gocryemokid, did it look like this?

[akimbo1013]

anything with cabbage in it

[gocryemokid]

Haha, it wasn't quite as brolic but I'm sure the after effects are extremely comparable. Haha.

[killerweed420]

I think the worst stuff I ate was bakers chocolate. I was stoned and had run out of munchies so I thought hell I'll try this bakers chocolate I had in the cupboard.Chocolates is chocolate right.:thumbsup: Christ it tasted horrible.:dance:

[bentleygtgirl]

YUCK! I hate CHEX MIX! I ate a handful high, while wanting something juicy or slushy or gummi or wet like every other time I have been high, it was crunchy and tasted like cardboard dust. ICK! I can't even eat it sober anymore!

[brainface]

im trying to think and i come up with nothing
when im high everything tastes good

Same here. Except once I had Burger King and after eating it I soon went to bed and I thought I could feel my arteries getting blocked... but I was probably just high. :thumbsup:

[Funkmaster H.O.H.N.]

One of the worst buzzkills is bacon that has too much salt, it's like a nuclear assault on your taste buds, but the thing is you can't stop chewing until the taste completely takes over your mouth, and by then you're ferociously looking for something else to eat/drink.

[Frickr]

well i guess i usually have a bunch of good munchies around the house, so the only thing i can really thing of, is me and some of my friends ordered a pizza, went and picked it up (small town, dont have delivery service) and we set it on the hood of the car, and it fell off, box opened inmid air, and fresh warm pizza cheese side down in the parkinglot. well we all have the munchies, so we pick it up, kind of pick out the rocks and dirt, and chow down. sadly it tasted pretty good, except for the occasional piece of sand as you were chewing.

[jimmy8778]

ive always needed nachos when im high, but the only good place with nachos is Taco Bell, atleast around here anyways, but anyone whos eaten taco bell knows that you need to explain it to them 3 times before they mess it up, take it back and explain it again, then go and ask for the cheese they forgot. So i have yet to be able to get them because of my inability to make sense when im not high, there is even less of a possibility when im stoned out of my mind.

and btw the taco bells around here are full of people who truely are fluent with english so there is no reason for them to not understand my order, wish i could say the same for the McDonalds though, ive had issues getting a cup for water.