Yuk!

[FakeBoobsRule]

So there's a ton of threads on favorite munchies that I'm always trying to merge but here's the flip side. What are some of the worst things you've eaten while stoned?

Now I'm all about cheese as cheese makes just about everything better. Some of my favorite munchies have piles of gooey cheese melted on them or a bite can't be taken without a big cheese thread from your mouth to the plate. I like all kinds of cheese and I even like most stinky cheeses but wow this was terrible. I don't know what the Swiss were thinking when they came up with this one. I got stoned when I got home and about an hour later I cut a cube off of some pepper jack that had some leeks and morels cut into it. Great as the oniony flavor from the leeks gave the cheese great contrast. Then came this cube from the Swiss demon known as Appenzeller. It's a semi-soft cheese so I was thinking it would be like some Brie. Oh the horror the horror as this cheese tasted like straight up socks! Well just to make sure it wasn't me a little while ago I waited till after smoking with this girl I'm seeing and one of my good friends. I was such an ass about it but it was funny. I was all like you gotta try this because I knew both of them are also big cheese fans. Well they both went running for the trash can! I'm throwing the rest of it now. The smell is alone is just giving me a horrible flashback. It's not a strong smell but it is distinctive. Yuk!

They want me to bake up some Brie that I do have with some brown sugar and pecans on top to get the taste out of their minds so I guess it's only right.

So be warned, stay away from Appenzeller.

Anyone else?

FakeBoobsRule Reviewed by FakeBoobsRule on 01-25-2008. Yuk! So there's a ton of threads on favorite munchies that I'm always trying to merge but here's the flip side. What are some of the worst things you've eaten while stoned? Now I'm all about cheese as cheese makes just about everything better. Some of my favorite munchies have piles of gooey cheese melted on them or a bite can't be taken without a big cheese thread from your mouth to the plate. I like all kinds of cheese and I even like most stinky cheeses but wow this was terrible. I don't know Rating: 5

[Purple Banana]

When I was little, I used to down those little plastic containers of half and half...

I was stoned at a Bob Evan's once, and I drank one, and it was so old and expired, that it congealed into some nasty gelatinous goo, and I slurped it down without thinking, and had to RUN to the bathroom to puke it up...

[Dave Byrd]

The worst thing I ever tasted--Bird and I both did--was some herbal tea, a sort of fertility tonic, at a Chinese medicine storefront in San Francisco's Chinatown. That swill tasted like rotten tree bark, worms, moldy cheese, feces, and rancid brackish water, all at the same time. Makes me queasy just thinking about raising another cup of that to my mouth. If I want to hear her groan in the a.m. hours, I can always get her going by asking her if I can brew her a cup of fertility tea. Three years ago one early morning when she was feeling nauseated and I didn't realize it, I asked her if she wanted some fertility tea, and it put her over the edge and make her hurl. Now I make sure she's in well health before I gross her out. The association with that tea really was that strong, though.

Appenzeller. Peee yewwww. FBR, some guy at our gourmet market assured Bird one day that Appenzeller was just like Gruyere and would be great in a gratin. She was making something au gratin, which is usually excellent the way she does it. She brought that nasty stuff home, unwrapped it and was starting to grate it. She called me in there, "Hey, honey, does this smell like gruyere to you?" The odor had permeated the kitchen. We had to throw out that stuff--even her vacuum cleaner dog wouldn't get near it--and use cheddar that day. Nasty stuff, that.

[bongbro4]

Dudes,

Getting high donâ??t make me stupid, but it does make me forgetful. So... the worst I can come up with is the time a friend and I cut class in high school, we got high on the way to my house. I made us a pizza, and forgot to add the cheese. We didnâ??t even notice until it was half gone. God, I love that old Columbian creeper weed.

Bud:stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned:

[scagster]

Back when I first started smoking, I thought it would be a good idea to microwave a bunch of raw stew beef and grated cheese, and topped it off with hot sauce. Definitely one of the worst ideas ever. That's all I've got right now.

[smok3y]

One of the worst things iv eaten has gotta be cold chips(fries) after coming home after being out partyin all nite.. Yuk!!

[gocryemokid]

Beer cereal.

[stinkyattic]

I got the munchies once and headed for a local sushi bar where I'm known as a regular and the chef handed me this little dish of monkfish liver pate... WHOA. Thank goodness for the 'palate-cleansing' effects of pickled ginger...

[Metaphor]

i was at a pretty fancy party once and had the idea that a heaping spoonful of caviar would be good. oh god.

[Purple Banana]

i was at a pretty fancy party once and had the idea that a heaping spoonful of caviar would be good. oh god.

Oh man! I'm housesitting this weekend with my good friend, and she LOVES Caviar! I don't get it! It's so briny and disgusting, I used to think it would taste like Dippin' Dots ice cream for some reason... :stoned: