feds are serious...calling FBR! please!

[jagerh4x]

Hello sir. I think what you do on this site is great and i wanted to give you kudos i have read pretty much all your posts but i couldnt find anything specific on my certain situation and was wondering if you could help me because its rather a matter of life for me.


URINALYSIS TEST!

I took about 2-3 hits this past saturday night of a high potency marijuana...(blunt form) (haze) ive read anywhere from 5-7 days that can be out of your system i have faith in some dilution methods on this site..which i will use... my question for you is only taking a few hits of marijuana how much can that effect a drug screening if i havent smoked in over a year... im 5"10 around 210 lbs ive been lazy the past few days afraid of letting thc go into my blood stream...if theres even enough there to be detectable... probably going to take the test sometime this week...which will be a dipstick and probably not go to the lab i will have a lab test in about 7-10 days *(13 days from the single use)...the later the better but theres a chance they can show up at my house for the test. i kno all your replies from posts from others...i just came her for reassurance please give me some of your knowledgeable insight on this situation and the steps you would take...

[TheDefiler]

If its high potency like u say it is, chances are it will show up in your piss. But there's plenty of ways around the test. As u said dilution is a proven method. Theres also substitution, and many, many detox drinks, elixirs, potions...snake oil...etc. :-)

Or u could always use a Whizzinator

[jagerh4x]

you really think 2 pull of some high grade weed will ruin me and how long will it stay in for one time usage?

[FakeBoobsRule]

I am in complete disagreement with the defiler. Jager, you seem to be a "fan" of mine so I'm surprised you haven't seen me say this before. If your body is completely clean, most people can pass after a one time high in 5-7 days. You are carrying a little extra baggage so I would say 7 days for you, especially since you went into lazy mode too soon. It is best to go into lazy mode 2-3 days before the test (aerobic exercise before the lazy period). You can home test or do a mild dilution, half the fluids but everything else.

[jagerh4x]

thing is the suprise test might kill me out of the dilution process so im killing water left anf right to keep it clear til i know when im going to take it...they can show up at my house anytime a stupid decision on my part hopefully the scare wont let it happen again...so 7 days?...even if it was only a few pulls really wasnt "stoned" just felt a buzz for a minute cuz i was pretty drunk...which has to do with the error...so even two hits? thanks man i appreciate what you do here