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beachguy in thongs
12-07-2007, 09:18 AM
A Christmas present! What did you guys get for Christmas? We celebrated Christmas, last night, in the third quadrasphere.

I can't wait until I open up my Backingappling's Eve gifts!

stinkyattic
12-07-2007, 11:15 AM
I've got that at the lab- All ya do is take a clean unused magnetic stir-bar, drop it in the mug, and set it on the stir plate with the motor set on 5. Bonus, I've got the fancy stir plates with a heater built in! :D

beachguy in thongs
12-07-2007, 11:22 AM
Yeah?

Well, I have an automatic-refill vanity steak plate.

GrinS
12-07-2007, 11:27 AM
I have no idea what that even is. ^^

beachguy in thongs
12-07-2007, 11:31 AM
It's a silver-lined dish, with an american eagle, sitting on the liberty bell, in front of an american flag, and, whenever I finish my steak, there's a lever to get another one.

geonagual
12-07-2007, 02:46 PM
Oh yeah...my kitchen sink dispenses grape kool aid

dragonrider
12-07-2007, 05:16 PM
I have a nipple on the side of my fridge that I can suck on and get margaritas.

Nightcrewman
12-07-2007, 05:31 PM
I never buy anything that's got a bigger instruction manual than it.

NCM

dragonrider
12-07-2007, 07:51 PM
I never buy anything that's got a bigger instruction manual than it.

NCM

You'd love this nipple then. It's very easy to operate. Roll it gently between your fingers, tug it lightly a few times, circle it with your tongue and then suck. Delicious Margaritas! And not those crappy kind made with the mix or the sweet and sour heartburn crap --- quality tequila, Cointreau, spalsh of Spanish orange liqueur, and lime juice! Just like a nipple ought to do.

beachguy in thongs
12-09-2007, 11:54 AM
We can party, now. My father gave me a Wok, that he got for free because he spent $40, 54 out of 56 weeks at the grocery store.

Anybody for steamed clams?