A Self-Stirring Coffee Mug

[beachguy in thongs]

A Christmas present! What did you guys get for Christmas? We celebrated Christmas, last night, in the third quadrasphere.

I can't wait until I open up my Backingappling's Eve gifts!

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 12-07-2007. A Self-Stirring Coffee Mug A Christmas present! What did you guys get for Christmas? We celebrated Christmas, last night, in the third quadrasphere. I can't wait until I open up my Backingappling's Eve gifts! Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

I've got that at the lab- All ya do is take a clean unused magnetic stir-bar, drop it in the mug, and set it on the stir plate with the motor set on 5. Bonus, I've got the fancy stir plates with a heater built in!

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah?

Well, I have an automatic-refill vanity steak plate.

[GrinS]

I have no idea what that even is. ^^

[beachguy in thongs]

It's a silver-lined dish, with an american eagle, sitting on the liberty bell, in front of an american flag, and, whenever I finish my steak, there's a lever to get another one.

[geonagual]

Oh yeah...my kitchen sink dispenses grape kool aid

[dragonrider]

I have a nipple on the side of my fridge that I can suck on and get margaritas.

[Nightcrewman]

I never buy anything that's got a bigger instruction manual than it.

NCM

[dragonrider]

I never buy anything that's got a bigger instruction manual than it.

NCM

You'd love this nipple then. It's very easy to operate. Roll it gently between your fingers, tug it lightly a few times, circle it with your tongue and then suck. Delicious Margaritas! And not those crappy kind made with the mix or the sweet and sour heartburn crap --- quality tequila, Cointreau, spalsh of Spanish orange liqueur, and lime juice! Just like a nipple ought to do.

[beachguy in thongs]

We can party, now. My father gave me a Wok, that he got for free because he spent $40, 54 out of 56 weeks at the grocery store.

Anybody for steamed clams?