Jessica Alba

[Adolf Smittler]

Jessica Alba is by far the hottest woman on the planet, so I wrote this song for her:

ALBAPHILIA

Oh, she's the goddess of beauty
Perfection suits her well
She's cut like a diamond
She's a bombshell
As Albaphilia sets in
I now begin to see
I can't go on without her
Jessica, will you marry me?

Nothing fake
Double take
As I pass
What an ass!
Gorgeous face
Puffy lips
Thin waist
Wide hips
Luscious legs
Perfect breasts
She's above all the rest
Flawless in every way
If you disagree you must be gay

I want to fuck you don't you know it's true
Look in your heart I think you want it, too
Now you know just what we need to do
Tell me you want me inside of you

WIP

[stickyicky07]

i guess you did not here she had herpies. story goes her bodyguard use to pick up her pills for her. he sold the story for $15,000

[FakeBoobsRule]

Unless you are having sex with Jessica Alba this probably belongs in original music or TV/movies! :thumbsup:

[crudemood]

that's so obsessive-ish. lol

[BathingApes]

that's so obsessive-ish. lol

Yes, but she is SO hot that it doesn't matter.

Man, i'd hit that any day of the week any time any place. Sure that's shallow. But who wouldn't?

[TheGreenBuddy]

I would.

In my honest opinion- i think shes the hottest women on the planet.



but then there will be others...


"Scarlett Johanson! ramble ramble!"


Though shes pretty hot too.




Wow, cant beleive she has herpies.


Buzzkill.

[MadSativa]

i guess you did not here she had herpies. story goes her bodyguard use to pick up her pills for her. he sold the story for $15,000

Stop bullshittin are u serious.............I think im gonna cry.........damn, that is like the worst...........I didnt even hear about this now I gotta ask her.



"Scarlett Johanson! ramble ramble!"


Wow, cant beleive she has herpies.


Buzzkill.

Ahh scarlet Johanson.............damn, damn, damn

[tek(bdm)]

Would Jessica Alba ever pay your bills? If you were in jail would she care? Now i hope u realize she's just another person in this world...

[MadSativa]

^^^^but shes the Alba..........Blasphemy..............seiz, tek for his ..........blasphemes words.......................haha.................. ......haha just frkin baked main

[worm]

I'm more of a Sarah Silverman guy myself :P

[jessem98]

well, now that i know she has (had?) herpies, i shall move down my list to mandy moore/kristen kreuk, both whom are tied for 2nd.

[THClord]

What????? NOOOO!!!! Herpes? Shit, now I've got to test myself.

I agree, she is one of the hottest women on Earth.

[akimbo1013]

Yea shes smokin. too bad all her movies suck.

[THClord]

no, they don't suck, cuz when you're bored you can rest your eyes on her.

But yeah her movies are pretty predictable.

[bentleygtgirl]

who cares if she has herpes? she totally tries to hide her heritage, and speak poorly of her culture. shes a fake ass.

[Ghengis Chron]

I'm more of a Sarah Silverman guy myself :P

Hell yeah, I'de love to get down with Sarah Silverman. Her and Alyssa Milano are two of the sexiest looking woman on television.

[thecreator]

There I said it I kno I kno she is pretty but besides her happy face or extremely if not over worried face I don't see anything else. Oh she is beautiful don't get me wrong but thats about it, i do have to say she is classically beautiful a way that makes you want to respect and appreciate her beauty rather than ogle at it.

[amoskiller]

Check out Jessica in "Good Luck Chuck". She turns a fine comedic performance in this film.

As a bonus, this movie is great for both the guys and the gals. More unfettered bouncing boobs than you can shake a stick at and yet this is still essentially a chick flick owing to its basic boy meets girl plot. (Jessica's own boobs even get a brief side shot).

I also saw Jessica recently in "Into the Blue". Not a great film but entertaining enough and 100% worth it to see Jessica skin diving in a wonderfully revealing bikini. Being an avid skin diver myself, I couldn't help but be impressed by her physical agility underwater.