Jessica Alba

[Adolf Smittler]

Jessica Alba is by far the hottest woman on the planet, so I wrote this song for her:

ALBAPHILIA

Oh, she's the goddess of beauty
Perfection suits her well
She's cut like a diamond
She's a bombshell
As Albaphilia sets in
I now begin to see
I can't go on without her
Jessica, will you marry me?

Nothing fake
Double take
As I pass
What an ass!
Gorgeous face
Puffy lips
Thin waist
Wide hips
Luscious legs
Perfect breasts
She's above all the rest
Flawless in every way
If you disagree you must be gay

I want to fuck you don't you know it's true
Look in your heart I think you want it, too
Now you know just what we need to do
Tell me you want me inside of you

WIP

Adolf Smittler Reviewed by Adolf Smittler on 11-23-2007. Jessica Alba Jessica Alba is by far the hottest woman on the planet, so I wrote this song for her: ALBAPHILIA Oh, she's the goddess of beauty Perfection suits her well She's cut like a diamond She's a bombshell As Albaphilia sets in I now begin to see Rating: 5

[stickyicky07]

i guess you did not here she had herpies. story goes her bodyguard use to pick up her pills for her. he sold the story for $15,000

[FakeBoobsRule]

Unless you are having sex with Jessica Alba this probably belongs in original music or TV/movies! :thumbsup:

[crudemood]

that's so obsessive-ish. lol

[BathingApes]

that's so obsessive-ish. lol

Yes, but she is SO hot that it doesn't matter.

Man, i'd hit that any day of the week any time any place. Sure that's shallow. But who wouldn't?

[TheGreenBuddy]

I would.

In my honest opinion- i think shes the hottest women on the planet.



but then there will be others...


"Scarlett Johanson! ramble ramble!"


Though shes pretty hot too.




Wow, cant beleive she has herpies.


Buzzkill.

[MadSativa]

i guess you did not here she had herpies. story goes her bodyguard use to pick up her pills for her. he sold the story for $15,000

Stop bullshittin are u serious.............I think im gonna cry.........damn, that is like the worst...........I didnt even hear about this now I gotta ask her.

"Scarlett Johanson! ramble ramble!"


Wow, cant beleive she has herpies.


Buzzkill.

Ahh scarlet Johanson.............damn, damn, damn

[tek(bdm)]

Would Jessica Alba ever pay your bills? If you were in jail would she care? Now i hope u realize she's just another person in this world...

[MadSativa]

^^^^but shes the Alba..........Blasphemy..............seiz, tek for his ..........blasphemes words.......................haha.................. ......haha just frkin baked main

[worm]

I'm more of a Sarah Silverman guy myself :P