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VoidLivesOn
10-31-2007, 09:14 PM
does anyone else think this is the greatest/funniest man alive? i've seen ALOT of his stand up, i'm currently reading his book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops", and i cannot put it down. has anyone else read that? it is soooooooooooooo good, when i get money i want to buy the box set of all his books.

if you don't reconize the name here he is.

YouTube - George Carlin Talks About Stuff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac)

YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o)
friendowl
10-31-2007, 09:29 PM
this man is funny
he is one of the few people id like to get drunk with
diinero
10-31-2007, 09:45 PM
Carlin rocks !!!

I like this bit especially

YouTube - George Carlin on materialism and consumerism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4SSvVbhLw)
steme
10-31-2007, 11:32 PM
George Carlin is god. And praying to Joe Pesci does work. Its science.
rebgirl420
10-31-2007, 11:38 PM
My parents went to see him in Pittsburgh last year. They had a blast.

They got a shirt from his line that says, "Simon says go fuck yourself"
cutecalikitty
11-01-2007, 01:48 AM
Not only is he funny as hell, he's very thoughtful and insightful too .. Really puts things in perspective for you ... his humor is first rate! :hippy:
VoidLivesOn
11-01-2007, 02:13 AM
My parents went to see him in Pittsburgh last year. They had a blast.

They got a shirt from his line that says, "Simon says go fuck yourself"

hahaha
slipknotpsycho
11-01-2007, 02:43 AM
one of my favorite bits of his, is anything to do with the english language.... 'pre suck my genital situation' lol...

i particularlly find his bit about the spruced up lines the airlines use.... in specific:

"please check your immediate seating area for any personal belongings you might have brought on board"..... lets start with immediate seating area... SEAT! IT'S A GODDAMNED SEAT! check.. around.. your.. seat..... "for any personal belongings" well what the fuck other kind of belongings are there? public belongings?! do these people think i might actually be traveling with a fountain i stole from the park?? "you might have brought on board" well... i might have brought my arrowhead collection on board... but i didn't... SO I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING LOOK FOR IT! i'm gonna look for things i brought on board which would seem to increase my chances of finding something wouldn't it????


then of course there's the tone and face he makes when he gets to:

"in the rare event of a change of cabin pressure" ROOF FLIES OFF!

first one is the clip to the transcript above.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b5jIjS1fBMg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY
silkyblue
11-01-2007, 02:53 AM
yeah George Carlin is the boss applesauce

hes funny~~
trynagethigh
11-01-2007, 03:22 AM
i have been watching him for years..he is friggin hilarious, not to mention a realist
VoidLivesOn
11-01-2007, 05:00 AM
what if he ran for president?
slipknotpsycho
11-01-2007, 05:46 AM
i'd register just to vote...
fallenangel14
11-01-2007, 10:49 PM
i can honestly say i watched him a few times, but what i saw i liked, he is a very funny comedian..wouldn't mind tokin one up with him...:)
Nochowderforyou
11-02-2007, 02:09 AM
YES! G.C. is an amazing comedian, and not only does he comedy, he tells the truth in an unforgettable way.

"Religion actually has people convinced, that there is an invisable man, living in the sky.":p
slipknotpsycho
11-02-2007, 02:23 AM
YES! G.C. is an amazing comedian, and not only does he comedy, he tells the truth in an unforgettable way.

"Religion actually has people convinced, that there is an invisable man, living in the sky.":p

who watches everything you do, every minute of every day, and the invisible man has 10 things, that he does not want you to do... and if you do any... ANY of these 10 things.. he has a special place full of fire, smoke and burning, and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time..

but he loves you ;)

(he loves you! and he needs MONEY!!!)
trynagethigh
11-02-2007, 05:30 AM
i can honestly say i watched him a few times, but what i saw i liked, he is a very funny comedian..wouldn't mind tokin one up with him...:)

yeah im sure ol george gets blazed and probably talks a gang of "real" shit when hes lit. he most definitely would be cool to blaze with.:thumbsup:
rebgirl420
11-02-2007, 01:55 PM
who watches everything you do, every minute of every day, and the invisible man has 10 things, that he does not want you to do... and if you do any... ANY of these 10 things.. he has a special place full of fire, smoke and burning, and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time..

but he loves you ;)

(he loves you! and he needs MONEY!!!)

hahahahahahha
tedsmoke
11-03-2007, 08:44 PM
carlin is god "im not getting in the plane im getting on the plane!... fuck you asshole!"