I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[Opie Yutts]

I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious.

Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot?

[Weedhound]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

[scagster]

Couple nights ago, was over at a friend's place smoking after work. Drove home and thought someone was in my parking spot so I spent like 10 minutes driving around to find an open spot. Drove back by my spot, realized I wasn't even looking at the right one. Genius!

[mikeyjo]

Trying to roll on a dock and watching helplessly as the wind blows the weekends stash into the water.

[Opie Yutts]

OK, that helps quite a bit. I'm feeling a little better now. Thanks everyone, that's all some damn funny stuff. So far, mikeyjo wins in the "suckiest consequences" category. It almost makes me want to cry. Can someone think of a better name for that category, and should there be other categories?

[eastend_stoner]

LoL i have done loads of stupid things when im stoned.

Smoked a loaded L with a few mates, it contained morrocan pollen, thai weed, silver haze and something else we could not make out! but it was skunk. Anyway on my way home from mateys yard i dropped a 1l bottle of barcadi 1/2 full which broke!

then i got home and could not find my pollen which i misplaced somewhere! this really pissed me off for two days! that box contained some of the finest pollen i have smoked in so ages and i had only smoked the outside edges of it, i was getting to the best part and i lost it!

so i got stressed out and rolled a small one from what i found around in my room in small packets, was getting high using my bin as a ashtray which then became alight!!! threw it out the window into my garden and its being there since.

[wesley willis]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

i did a similar thing outside of napa... thought i needed a new battery so i spent 100 on a new one and the car was in drive the whole time. oh well.

[r0k]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

That's the funniest shit I've ever heard :jointsmile:

[Weedhound]

Thanks Rok...:D It's always been a highlight but I think Wesley there just beat it by a pretty good margin. New battery....LOL!! :thumbsup:

[Paht_Hed]

Spent $400 on a brand spankin new PHX 4 chamber w/ ashcatcher got home smoked some chron (lots of it too) and watched in slow motion as it slowly tipped over, fell on our fluffy shag rug juuuust right to spill bong water everywhere and break the diffusing stem and the tip of the female part of the bong :wtf:

[Opie Yutts]

Good Lord, this thread is just what I needed.

[espressostar]

One time I went to tim Hortons..... Canadian coffee and donut shop for you americans, anyway I went in and gave the guy my money and ask for a coffee and a chocolate boston cream donut and i straight up just walked away totaly forgetting about the donut and coffee... The guy ran down the street to give me my stuff. Talk about customer service! :P

[action.420]

Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...

[r0k]

Thanks Rok...:D It's always been a highlight but I think Wesley there just beat it by a pretty good margin. New battery....LOL!! :thumbsup:

I think you're right, that's funny stuff :D

[rhizome]

Dumbest thing done while stoned?

Was welding a new trunk into an old Dodge, w/ frequent smoke breaks- developed a maddening itch on my lower lip.

Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-

w/ the electrode...

[Weedhound]

Maybe but I'll bet it didn't itch any more either.....:D

[rhizome]

Oh, it itched pretty good as it healed up, lemme tell ya

[Weedhound]

lol, ZAP!! I've done it with horse fencing.....but not to my face. :D;)

[Country Cow Freak]

New years eve 2000. Smoked a fatty with the gang at a house party at midnight. Went outside to take a leak and as I was walking down the porch stairs, I stepped on an ashtray that I left out there. Result, broken coxes. Welcomed in the new century with a busted ass bone :(

[texas grass]

Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-

w/ the electrode...

you know your a good welder when you can weld upside down and get hot slag on your face and continue with your bead


after oxy ace welding a stainless steel fitting i grabbed the piece i just welded to dump it in water, it was about 30 seconds afterwards.

another thing after using a stationary belt sander i caught my arm on it reaching over the belt to turn it off. left a nasty little sandpaper burn on my arm.

no mater how stoned i am i will never do those dumb things again:smokin:lol

[stickyichy]

i was on the trampoline with my new bubbler that i just bought and used for the first time. i put it into my pocket and rolled over to kiss my girlfriend when it heard it shatter. ... i didnt know what it was until i felt the glass.... i was way to high.

[Opie Yutts]

OK, I'm cringing at rhizome's and Freak's experience. Both of those sound real painful. Please people, be real careful and THINK about what you are doing at all times while stoned. Maybe we should all just sit quietly on our couches while stoned.

[iriebowl]

my sis was trying to put one of those rubber wrist bands on her bong and couldnt get it even so she kept twisting it around and soon enough she had a leg covered in bong water. then her boyfriend started laughing and tried for himself on to do the same exact thing except spilled bong water everywhere.

[cm8883]

Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...

I've done that before, but I remembered in time and came back :)

[Opie Yutts]

Been thinking about my closet remodel, and just remembered this. My first grow I had a 400W switchable ballast. At this point I kept forgetting what the M and S on the switch meant, and also which HID was for veg and which was for bloom. I'm always stoned while working on my grow room, etc. so I was stoned when I made the choice to leave the switch on "S" during one complete veg cycle with a MH bulb. (Of course, the "S" meant HPS.) Lucky me, the house didn't burn down, the ballast is working as new, and the only thing that happened to the bulb is it started getting too hot near the end of veg cycle, and got a brown spot on the inside of the glass.

[Subjekt]

Well, when i smoke a lot I'm always stuck in the same spot for hours, but a friend of mine did some funny shit peep....

I have this Bong that looks like a Beer bottle and it reads "highagain" and it looks like a Heiniken bottle, identical!

So there we are chillin and stoned and he reached for his beer and took a big gulp...yeah you got it he reached for the wrong bottle and drank bong water...tasty...

I never laughed so hard in my life.... :D

[Opie Yutts]

OMG. That sounds disgusting. It also sounds hilarious. I've swallowed a drop or two when I've had the water level a little too high, but never a big gulp. I probably would have puked.

[MVP]

Well, when i smoke a lot I'm always stuck in the same spot for hours, but a friend of mine did some funny shit peep....

I have this Bong that looks like a Beer bottle and it reads "highagain" and it looks like a Heiniken bottle, identical!

So there we are chillin and stoned and he reached for his beer and took a big gulp...yeah you got it he reached for the wrong bottle and drank bong water...tasty...

I never laughed so hard in my life.... :D

Almost the exact same thing happened to a buddy. He came over and we did hits out of my home made Rolling Rock bong. It's made from a real Rolling Rock bottle, no carb, stem on the back side. You should have seen his face when the bong water hit the back of his throat!!! :wtf: Damn, I miss that bong!

[Gundari]

Ive done so many dumb things whilst stoned, one time me and a few friends were sittin out on my porches roof (fav smoking spot of mine) im the only one out of the group that was there that smokes (they're all fine with it they just dont partake). So we thought it would be a good idea to set off some fireworks. Long story short, i ended up lighting the roof on fire, then lighting my pants on fire whilst trying to put the roof fire out.

This makes me think of the first time i smoked, as it wasnt really a dumb thing on my part i still look back on it and laugh. I met this guy in highschool who was reaalllly into smokin the herb and we became fast friends (i was still a chronic virgin when we became friends). He worked at a local Heavenly Ham, i was hanging out with him one day after school (he used to let me play with the methane torch the used to glaze hams...damn that was fun) and then one day he was like "hey man...you ever hit out of a gravity bong?" i said no, and he set one up out of a little home made grav bong cap he kept on him (he REALLY liked gravity bongs) and set the whole thing up, the whole time i really had no idea what was going on so i just bent over the bucket and prepared to inhale, soon as my lips hit the rim of that half gallon milk jug i feel this hand hit the back of my head and push down. Man i've never coughed like that or had a high that intense before in my life (i sat in the back of heavenly ham and ate preformed cookies, uncooked still in dough form, for like 45 minutes...then i tried to cook the dough with the methane torch).

[spongebobsmokepants]

I had just had a good harvest so Myself and 4 other guys went to my buddies greenhouse. I brought evough fine herb to sedate a large herd of elephants. After 2 hours of non stop smoking 2 of the guys go in the house to get some grub. My buddy looks me in the eye and says: "see that plant right there?" yeah I see it "don't eat it" I'm like WTF?????:wtf3: for the record I do not make a habit of eating peoples houseplants. So I think he is just screwing with me, soI'm gonna screw with him. I rip a leaf off, and he says thats oleander it will kill you if you eat it. Know what I did? hehe I ate it. 45 min later my stomach lining was on the floor, I didn't feel good for sometime after.
Moral: If someone tells you not to eat their houseplants, you should listen.
:stupid::stupid::stupid::stupid::stupid::stupid::s tupid::stupid:

[PHATTY LUMPKINS]

I was reaching for the bong last night and stoningly grabbed for the Coke can instead of the intended target. (THE BONG) After realizing this in mid grab to the Coke can, My Brain kicked in and went for the BONG. BLAM Coke spilled all over the floor and our catolog that we order from. The good side is the bong didn't spill. The bad side is the sticky as soda pop all over the place. Yes i felt like an Idiot. Especially about an hour later when I asked the Wife where the towell that was on the floor came from.:stoned:

[420allday420]

I was high and i took a hit off a bong tilted it to much and drank some lol funniest moment smoking with my good friend

[Whix]

so i went to Walgreen's with a buddy and he was driving. we had just smoked and were high as the sky, we go in get our munchies and walk back to the car. I tell my friend i hear a weird noise and sure enough the car is still on with the keys in the ignition but the door is locked!

thankfully my stoned ass forgot to lock my door but i can imagine how bad it would have been to make that phone call lol.

i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times :)

[Chong Version 2.0]

At a house party we were all drinking and smoking. Almost everybody I knew smoked cigarettes and people were using empties as ashtrays. I took a big swig of ash filled beer and started to heave. As I was running to the bathroom I tripped and smashed into my friend's TV and knocked it onto the ground. I lay there covered in puke with a broken TV by my head and 20 people on the floor in hysterics. That was expensive.

[Opie Yutts]

so i went to Walgreen's with a buddy and he was driving. we had just smoked and were high as the sky, we go in get our munchies and walk back to the car. I tell my friend i hear a weird noise and sure enough the car is still on with the keys in the ignition but the door is locked!

thankfully my stoned ass forgot to lock my door but i can imagine how bad it would have been to make that phone call lol.

i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times :)

That would have been real funny, standing there all stoney-eyed, holding a couple grocery bags full of junk food. To the cops: Uh, no officer. We haven't had anything to drink. Why would you ask?

That second part reminded me of my first attempt at getting high. My buddies loaded a nice big party bowl and gave me the honor of the first hit. I started drawing in a little smoke, then I coughed a big cough through the water pipe and blew a bunch of weed and bong water all over the room. They were very understanding as they laughed their asses off.

[stinkyattic]

I started drawing in a little smoke, then I coughed a big cough through the water pipe and blew a bunch of weed and bong water all over the room. They were very understanding as they laughed their asses off.

This happened to me and my friend Khaki too!

It was the first time she smoked my homegrown- the strong stuff- she took a HUGE bong rip, choked, and coughed back INTO the bong with the stem ALL the way out. A PERFECT stream of bongwater NAILED me in the face, and we both started laughing so hard that the REST of the contents of the bong ended up on the floor.

Lesson learned, my bongs go in the dishwasher at LEAST twice a week, and the water gets changed daily.

[Opie Yutts]

At a house party we were all drinking and smoking. Almost everybody I knew smoked cigarettes and people were using empties as ashtrays. I took a big swig of ash filled beer and started to heave. As I was running to the bathroom I tripped and smashed into my friend's TV and knocked it onto the ground. I lay there covered in puke with a broken TV by my head and 20 people on the floor in hysterics. That was expensive.

Now that sounds funny. Thanks so much for sharing. Too bad it's not on video.

[Opie Yutts]

...A PERFECT stream of bongwater NAILED me in the face, and we both started laughing so hard that the REST of the contents of the bong ended up on the floor.

Well stinky you finally did it. You made me write something I've never written before, and that is... LOL! Usually I just kinda laugh inside. Not this time. Thank you.

[Twentyinches]

I actuallly just did the same thing you did Opie with the S and the M on the switchable ballast. Except I put the HPS bulb in there when it was on the M, it still lit up and all but luckily I noticed it about 15 mins in. Hopefully I didnt mess something up!
time to stay away from the reefer while messing with things lol...

[Opie Yutts]

time to stay away from the reefer while messing with things lol...

Yeah, or be really really really really careful when messing with things that can kill you, or even injure you. Always think carefully about every little step you are doing. It will take twice as long as it should, but you'll gitter done, and survive. Boy, I can't stop thinking about rhizome's lip piercing. Aarrhg. (sp?)

And I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that happened to you, but glad that I'm not alone. By the way, I think you may loose a little bit of life from your bulb, but everything will probably be OK. I'll include your ballast, bulb, and wiring in my prayers tonight.

[Twentyinches]

Yeah, or be really really really really careful when messing with things that can kill you, or even injure you. Always think carefully about every little step you are doing. It will take twice as long as it should, but you'll gitter done, and survive. Boy, I can't stop thinking about rhizome's lip piercing. Aarrhg. (sp?)



And I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that happened to you, but glad that I'm not alone. By the way, I think you may loose a little bit of life from your bulb, but everything will probably be OK. I'll include your ballast, bulb, and wiring in my prayers tonight.

lol thanks man, I'll find out tomorrow the outcome on this one... of course it had to be when I switched to the expensive-as-hell HPS bulb....the ballast has a 5 yr warranty so that's good. But damnit!

gitter done... man I can't believe that dude wears husker stuff on tv...makes us nebraskan's look even worse on National tv... not that our football team hasn't done that already lol.

[tenajtimmad]

i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times :)


HILARIOUS:thumbsup:

[WielyDevil]

This all reminds me of my first time ever smoking. It was a friday and three boys decided to skip class to get HIGH. we had about 8g's and this shit was crazy it was gold on the inside idk if that is good or bad till this day but it fucked us up. Anyways so we decide hey lets go chill in this park its a great place to smoke. So were at the park for about an hour and smoke 2 joints between us and begin to roll another when asshole park guy comes around so we grab our shit jump in the car and we drive off. Well we want to find a spot to smoke the rest of this stuff down. So being stoned we decide that going behind this Murray's would be a great place. There is a brick wall there and we didn't really notice but there are HOUSES on the other side.lol i guess we were just to caught up with wanting to smoke this shit down. So we load up a bowl and we have 2 joints going around so as u can imagine we are getting fucked up. It feels like we have only been there about a half hour and we are just messed. We have like half a gram of weed left when we decide to leave out of the 8 we started with. so we decide to take off i get in the drivers seat and where messing around all the sudden boom a cop car comes driving up in front of us OHHH SHIT. Im freakin im like guys omg what are we gonna do my one friend chokes down half a j we didn't finish lol. the other one hides the bottle the weed is in. The cop pulls us out. Checks us out patting us for weapons and whatnot. He finds the bowl and he is all being an ass saying what you kids doin and so on. 2 more cops cars show up. they grab my friends and throw them in separate cars.... im scared for my life the officer is like man u need to tell me where the weed is or im takin u to jail when i find it. So i look at both my friends both being over 18 they r gonna be fucked if we get busted so i pussy out and tell him where it is. He takes it back to his car and idk what he did he just made me sit there basically. Then came back with it and gave me the bottle he was like get rid of this shit NOW. so i toss it on the ground and they let my friends out of the car. We get in the car and the cops just say i never wanna see you around here again stay out of Livonia. We were free lol. So in all actuality we were in the Murray's parking lot for a full 2 and a half hours.it was one of the best times ive ever had and the worst. People always say hey man thats a sign not to smoke weed but hey idk ive never had an issue with the cops since. So im gonna keep on tokin

[Opie Yutts]

Sounds pretty scary, especially being all messed up and paranoid when it happened. That reminds me of a bad trip I had in college that involved a bunch of cops, a 3 mile walk in the pouring rain, and the hospital.

[GrinS]

chainsawing logs into rounds for firewood before splitting, was cutting a 3-4 food diameter log when my chainsaw started bouncing (normally cause of a hard hard knot) so i let off the gas, tilt the chainsaw back to tear into the wood at a diff angle, turns out that log was knotty, and my chainsaw get caught, zooms foward snapping my arm off the handle. The saw then flips over its self right into my lower forarm causing my pants to be covered in blood in 10 secs.

turned into a mess, but the tear wasnt deep and just was a really big scab.

[Twentyinches]

chainsawing logs into rounds for firewood before splitting, was cutting a 3-4 food diameter log when my chainsaw started bouncing (normally cause of a hard hard knot) so i let off the gas, tilt the chainsaw back to tear into the wood at a diff angle, turns out that log was knotty, and my chainsaw get caught, zooms foward snapping my arm off the handle. The saw then flips over its self right into my lower forarm causing my pants to be covered in blood in 10 secs.

turned into a mess, but the tear wasnt deep and just was a really big scab.

holy nutt sack... I would have went straight for more reefer lol
i know better now not to mess with things when I'm high... that includes working on cars, AND ballasts... hey.. the jack was supposed to hold the damn car....lol

[Mr. Clandestine]

I love working on cars & motorcycles when I'm high...it generally gets me through most of the frustrating parts without much afterthought. Now, splitting knotty logs in half with a chainsaw after toking up is a bit of a different story...

I can always get a cut or fairly deep laceration while digging my arm around engine blocks, fairings, etc., but it's very rare that I could actually lose an appendage (or even my life) by doing so! Same goes for driving & riding my vehicles. While it's certainly fun to work on these projects with a little buzz, it could be suicide to try and navigate an open freeway on a sportbike at 90mph, with other (and much larger) vehicles careening at you from every direction, and while stoned out of your mind. I'll pass on that, get my high from the adrenaline, then spark up to bring me back down when I get home! :jointsmile:

[Opie Yutts]

Yeah, let's all try to be real careful during our young and stupid stages, so that we will live to see our old and wise stages.

I'm with Mr. C about doing stuff stoned. If at all possible, that's the only way I work on brainless stuff. Including using a chainsaw in knotty logs that are bigger than the chainsaw bar. The only time I do this is when I'm stoned. This is one of the few things I can do stoned, and not have it take twice as long as when sober (maybe 15% longer because I exercise about that much extra caution, as with most brainless activities).

Mr. C, I don't know if you care to hear this, but I have noticed that different saws have different kick back tendencies. It helps a lot to have a sharp chain. I have a Poullen (Sp?) and have never even come close to having a dangerous kick back. My dad's brand new Stihl, I can't stop it from constantly trying to kick back on me (while using both in the same log). I make sure I stay well out of the kick back line whenever using his, because I know it it is going to happen.

Some things that definitely need to be done stoned include working on your grow room, cutting wood (falling trees too, but that requires an additional level of care), going to the laundromat (haven't done that in years), operating heavy equipment including huge caterpillars, cranes or forklifts, target practice, automotive maintenance or repair, construction, CNC operation, general landscaping or landscape maintenance, delivery driving, and most other work-related activities. I say most, because I wouldn't want my heart surgeon to be stoned during the operation or during preparation, for example. Some of these things may sound dangerous, but I have done them so much that they are completely boring to me and done mostly by reflex. Getting high makes them so much less a drag.

[Mr. Clandestine]

Opie: I also have a gas-driven Poulan 42cc 18" monster. And while I don't use it much, I've never experienced a problem with severe kick-back...and I've used it to cut into some damn near petrified logs! But, to be honest, this is the first and only chainsaw that I've ever had...and I don't use it that often. Way back when, I used to split logs and fall trees using the good old fashioned method...a 10-15lb. axe, dull as all hell, and a sturdy log when needing to split the wood. Now, I can't deny that I sometimes just pay people to split it for me! I can be pretty lazy in the wintertime.

As for being lit on the job, I've pretty much always had the tendency to do this. Just makes getting through the day so much easier, doesn't it? Though I certainly agree that some professions (surgeons, foreign dignitaries, school teachers, etc.) would probably be better off waiting until they clock out to do that. I used to write for a living, and hope to get back into that one day. Being stoned & writing were par for the course! Even now, I own a traditional brick & mortar business, where most of my day is consumed with bills, spreadsheets & documents, more bills, payroll, and more stinking bills. I can do that sober, and have to a good bit of the time...but when I can sit in my office, not be disturbed, and do it with a good buzz, it seems to fry my brain and drain my motivation much less.

Be good, my friend.

[Twentyinches]

Opie: I also have a gas-driven Poulan 42cc 18" monster. And while I don't use it much, I've never experienced a problem with severe kick-back...and I've used it to cut into some damn near petrified logs! But, to be honest, this is the first and only chainsaw that I've ever had...and I don't use it that often. Way back when, I used to split logs and fall trees using the good old fashioned method...a 10-15lb. axe, dull as all hell, and a sturdy log when needing to split the wood. Now, I can't deny that I sometimes just pay people to split it for me! I can be pretty lazy in the wintertime.

As for being lit on the job, I've pretty much always had the tendency to do this. Just makes getting through the day so much easier, doesn't it? Though I certainly agree that some professions (surgeons, foreign dignitaries, school teachers, etc.) would probably be better off waiting until they clock out to do that. I used to write for a living, and hope to get back into that one day. Being stoned & writing were par for the course! Even now, I own a traditional brick & mortar business, where most of my day is consumed with bills, spreadsheets & documents, more bills, payroll, and more stinking bills. I can do that sober, and have to a good bit of the time...but when I can sit in my office, not be disturbed, and do it with a good buzz, it seems to fry my brain and drain my motivation much less.

Be good, my friend.

I just have to agree Mr. C, it helps you get through the day on the job...I work a as a bilingual customer service rep and it sucks. Pays ok but it's putting me through school. And ya know, when you have ppl yelling at you all day, being stoned is the best thing that can happen to you. So to everyone, please be nice to fellow ppl at call centers, you just might be talkin to a fellow stoner like me :D
I was an RT taking x-rays at a trauma hospital, but I got sick of the hours and the dick head Dr's... not to mention the elderly ppl who blew their trouser chilli out on the floor as you're trying to get a chest x-ray... so back to school i am. :stoned:

[Mr. Clandestine]

I was an RT taking x-rays at a trauma hospital, but I got sick of the hours and the dick head Dr's... not to mention the elderly ppl who blew their trouser chilli out on the floor as you're trying to get a chest x-ray... so back to school i am. :stoned:

Wow, that's truly disgusting! Glad to hear you've made your way out of that mess. Good luck with your schooling!

[Opie Yutts]

not to mention the elderly ppl who blew their trouser chilli out on the floor.

Trouser chili, huh? Now ain't that a pretty visual? Trouser chili, the richest, most aromatic kind.

[Twentyinches]

Oh Opie you have no idea man... it was some of the raunchiest stuff ever, no fart of mine, or anything else I have smelled has compared. Like once the patient was gone, everyone cleared the room because it was soooo bad... no small room either. Even our industrial orange smellin odor eliminator didn't work well.

But set aside the smell.... how about that chunky puddle? yeah no thanks so I decided to 10/22 that profession...lol I mean cleaning that wasn't my job but if it happened in our dep... it was our deal.

[Opie Yutts]

OMG, I have to go barf now.

[Subjekt]

while stoned, a friend of mine went to the atm and put the atm card in, got the money in and drove off.........Yeah she left the card..... lol

[Opie Yutts]

while stoned, a friend of mine went to the atm and put the atm card in, got the money in and drove off.........Yeah she left the card..... lol

I'm guessing she got the card back eventually, or did someone snag it, and end up costing her tens of thousands of dollars in identity theft problems?

[Subjekt]

She had to cancel it and get another card....Lucky her...

[Twentyinches]

I've done this as well, but any atm that i've known eats the card.
so yeah the atm ate mine by the time i realized i had left it, and I just had to go to the bank the next day and they gave it back to me. that sucked... because I just so needed gas, and a bunch of other things that day and didn't have my card.

[Opie Yutts]

I've had pretty good luck with my cards. That is unless my wife uses them and doesn't put them back where she got them.

[HickSS]

Me and a buddy rolled up through the drive thru of what we thought was a sonic. I just wanted some cheese sticks and he want tater tots. Were going through the menu before you go up a little to order and are like wtf, why did they change everything..it was perfect before. Whats with all the new sandwiches and stuff. I see my cheesesticks at the bottom and get happy that they still had them but my buddy still couldnt find his tater tots. We roll up and start to order. They say what would you like, blah blah blah. Im like Ill take a two 5pc cheesesticks. Shes like uhh, they come in orders of 3's. Im like :wtf: Oh ok Ill have 3 of those i guess. And I see the total is already not what it normally it is..This is just weird im thinking. My buddy asks if they still had tater tots and the lady is like we dont serve those here. Hes like what happened to them...Sir we never have. Sonic is across the street, your at arbys..We like, "SON OF A BITCH!" and hear her start laughing..we say sorry and roll across the street. There menus were the exact same color so that fucked us over...plus the 3 bowls before hand..

[qontrolfreak]

I broke my pipe when I was stoned out of my mind. I was cleaning it out over the sink and was a bit paranoid due to the amount of potent pot I smoked and my hands were shaking moderately.

The pipe slipped out of the hands and fell on the floor and the entire frontal bottom part broke into pieces. Some pieces were irreparable and had to be trashed.

5 minutes later I take the 5 broken pieces downstairs, whip out some aluminum foil, green professional masking tape, super glue and scissors and that baby is back in business!

It looks like a total load of crap but do I love that pipe! Changes colors when smoked out of!

[Opie Yutts]

Just make sure the foil doesn't heat up enough that you are inhaling its smoke. That would be very bad.

[Bree1978]

double post sorry
:jointsmile: Bree

[Bree1978]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

I did that too, but guy still towed it - I would have stopped him but I didn't notice until we reached the garage......WTF? THat tow guy knew, ya know! All for 50 extra bucks (this was 1996).

:jointsmile: Bree

[smok3y]

Iv went to the fridge to get a glass of juice one nite, So i filled my glass up and put that in the fridge and went up to my room with the bottle, didnt even relize untill about a hour later..

[Sir Bliss]

Once, when I was blazed out of my mind...

My car was parked on the side of the road and I had to do a Y-turn and go in the opposite direction that it was parked. I put it into drive and turned to the left a bit. Put it into reverse and completely forgot to put my foot on the break in time. Back of the car hopped over the curb and smashed into a fire hydrant leaving a nice, expensive dent.

I promptly parked and went inside canceled my plans and tried to figure out how I would pay for this -__- Slick.

[Twentyinches]

Iv went to the fridge to get a glass of juice one nite, So i filled my glass up and put that in the fridge and went up to my room with the bottle, didnt even relize untill about a hour later..

nice, I did something similar with a gal of 2% and a box of Life. Except the life went into the fridge, and once I realized the milk didn't go in the cubbord (after I ate some cereal I then scarfed 2 pop tarts-hafta have milk out for that) I realized what I did. Cold life is pretty damn good...

[Frickr]

well me and 2 of my buddys were out at his dads house, we al down a few beers, and smoked some dank home grown, and he starts to show us all the guns that are just laying throughout the house, and he pulls out a .243 and were standing there. he says not to worry its not loaded or anything, cocks it, a shell flies out, then proceeds to pull the trigger, firing the gun off, the bullet tears through the cupboard, and into the fridge. we just sit there, all that was said was "Wholy Shit!" and we all die laughing, when we get a little composure and pick outselves off the floor, we look at the fridge, it went through the side, blew appart a few beer cans in the fridge, and bounced around a bunch of times. one tub of butter that sat right in the middle, had about 20 holes in it from the bullet bouncing back and forth in there. nate, the one that fired off the gun, all hes saying is we have to find the bullet, so we tear everything out of the fridge, he ends up pouring it down the sink witha half exploded beer, and we tell him this and hes like no no... and to patch the hole in the side of the fridge, we take all the gum we could chew, and glob it over the hole and put the beer in front of it so that maybe we can get around not telling his dad right away. well his dad stil hasnt said anything. i dont think i have laughed that hard for that long over something like that in my life.

dont get stoned and play with guns boys and girls haha. you end up blowing a hole in your fridge!

[Opie Yutts]

I get stoned and play with my guns all the time. I just don't shoot them in the house, and I know if they are loaded or not. Also the only time I point a gun at a person is if I intend to shoot them, which hasn't happened yet thank God. I'm sure glad nobody got hurt in your adventure.

But about the milk and juice thing, the other day I poured some milk and put it back into the cupboard where I got the drinking glass. I noticed it the next day, starting to get nice and chunky.

[Twentyinches]

mmm yummy... that reminds me of a nasty funny joke

[basementbotany]

i have a pretty good one. i was on my way home from work one evening and had to stop at my wife's restaurant to trade keys and swith cars, she had a PACKED restaurant, not an empty seat in the house, and i reach in my sweatshirt pocket to get the keys out, and i pull them out real fast and my bowl flies into the middle of the restaurant and shatters and about 15 peoples feet. the worst part of it all, the mayor and police seargent of my small town were in there with their families eating dinner.....needless to say, i just jetted straight out the fucking door and drove off.

[Opie Yutts]

Holy cow, that is a good one. That must have been totally embarrassing. I sure wish my wife had a restaurant.

[4fingerlid]

One time an old girlfriend and I got stoned and went to the super market and did not find what we were looking for. Without thinking we got in line (the market was full) and did not realize we had nothing to buy until we got to the cashier. Talk about feeling stupid.

[Opie Yutts]

Ha. Another good one. "uh, we just wanted to know what time you close".

[diamondsnakey]

ive done sum pretty dumb shit too. the last time i was wrestling my friend and rolled over and crushed most of my ciggeretes and my brand new cell phone. another time during november, my friends bet me $20 that i wouldnt strip down to my boxers and jump in the delaware. they kept on pushing me back in until i threatened to pull them in wit me. i only got seven and still waiting on the other 13. i doubt im going to see it.
did anyone ever go to smoke a ciggeret and put the wrong end in your mouth and light up the filter?

[Ausguy]

Got ripped while camping and mistook the Mentholated Spirits bottle (used for cooking utensils) for my water bottle, took a few gulps before realizing and spent the rest of the night trying to wash my mouth out while my mates laughed :(

[Opie Yutts]

Yes I've done that, but in my defense it was a joint rolled to look like a cigarette. I used a filter from a cigarette, but it was wrapped up inside the paper and the whole thing was white, and rolled on a machine, so it looked like a real cigarette.

That really sucks that people don't keep up their ends of bargains. I hate that. It seems like a bet or a dare is only real if they end up the winner. I don't understand, but it happens all the time. Oh I decided I'm not going to pay up.

[SnSstealth]

ice cream in the fridge:S5:

db:smokin:

[Acezx]

A dumb mistake I did when I was stoned happened 4years ago when I first started smoking I bought this little red bong it was like a baby bong (just precious!) my buddy and me were smoking in my garage he said something I couldn't remember for the life of me what it was as of today but I laughed so hard I kicked the table the bong was on and the thing flew and shattered (quite the mess) it was horrible to this day never bought another one. :rasta:

[Opie Yutts]

DB, Acezx, bummer. I can relate to both.

[stinkyattic]

ice cream in the fridge
dbCereal in the fridge, milk in the pantry. Aww yeah.

[daihashi]

Cereal in the fridge, milk in the pantry. Aww yeah.

I always seem to put my wallet, keys, drill, laptop in the fridge when I'm super stoned.

[stinkyattic]

Those fucking stoners, always putting shit in the fridge that doesn't belong there... pot is bad, kids!

Now excuse me while I go re-seed my lawn where that drunk driver drove across it last weekend...

[texas grass]

being sober
working on new compost pile. chopping up dead plant/vegg matter and cutting the tip ofd my first fingr off.

now it takes forever to type. lol

[Opie Yutts]

being sober
working on new compost pile. chopping up dead plant/vegg matter and cutting the tip ofd my first fingr off.

now it takes forever to type. lol

OUCH! Don't do that.

[Opie Yutts]

I always seem to put my wallet, keys, drill, laptop in the fridge when I'm super stoned.

Oh how I wish I could get that stoned again. I remember it was nice.

I don't seem to do a lot of stupid stoner stuff in the kitchen, but I have this thing with the drinking glass cupboard and the milk. I don't know what the hell the deal is, but at least a couple times a month I catch myself putting the milk into the cupboard after getting a glass. The first time I left in in for a day.

[daihashi]

Oh how I wish I could get that stoned again. I remember it was nice.

I don't seem to do a lot of stupid stoner stuff in the kitchen, but I have this thing with the drinking glass cupboard and the milk. I don't know what the hell the deal is, but at least a couple times a month I catch myself putting the milk into the cupboard after getting a glass. The first time I left in in for a day.

Thing is I'm not really that stoned ever. I vaporize but I vaporize shwag. It will only do so much.

I'm one of those bright eyed coherent stoners. I just have a thing with putting weird things in the fridge. I do it when I'm sober also but more so when I've been smoking.

[greenatik]

ive got a pretty funny one

my buddy comes over to smoke some dank ganja from the club - mr nice. so anyways he takes like 2 huge gravity bongs and we were lit out of our mind watching a movie and he was like "can i use your phone i need to make a call" i was like "sure, go ahead." He picks up the phone dials the number and puts the phone up to his head upside down. he was trying to talk to the person for like 3 minutes i was laughing so hard omg funniest thing ever.:stoned::D

[greenatik]

Oh how I wish I could get that stoned again. I remember it was nice.

I don't seem to do a lot of stupid stoner stuff in the kitchen, but I have this thing with the drinking glass cupboard and the milk. I don't know what the hell the deal is, but at least a couple times a month I catch myself putting the milk into the cupboard after getting a glass. The first time I left in in for a day.

LOL Opie I just did that yesterday, but I was still after baked from the night before and was wandering around the kitchen and put the milk back in the cupboard and turned around for a second, and then i realized what I did. haha

[Opie Yutts]

ive got a pretty funny one

my buddy comes over to smoke some dank ganja from the club - mr nice. so anyways he takes like 2 huge gravity bongs and we were lit out of our mind watching a movie and he was like "can i use your phone i need to make a call" i was like "sure, go ahead." He picks up the phone dials the number and puts the phone up to his head upside down. he was trying to talk to the person for like 3 minutes i was laughing so hard omg funniest thing ever.:stoned::D

LOL, I can picture it.

[Mr. Clandestine]

I've been dry for about a month now, and still have several more weeks to go before I'll be good again. As the days roll by, and anticipation sets in more, I've been finding myself becoming less and less coherent in my daily activities. Just this morning, for instance, I frantically tore my entire house apart looking for my car keys, under the assumption for some reason that I brought them in with me last night. (I never bring my keys in, but rather leave them in the ignition of my car so as to ensure I don't forget where I put them.) I've done this for years, but I must have had a dream last night that I brought them in with me, because I was positive that I left them lying around somewhere. I checked the pockets of every pair of pants/shorts I own (clean and dirty), checked under the bed, in dresser drawers, drawers in bathrooms, the kitchen, and elsewhere, in cabinets, refrigerator, oven, etc. Finally, after getting frustrated, I went to my car to get a cigarette... which I actually knew would be there. Lo and behold, there were my keys, still in the ignition. :wtf:

I am such a f#$*ing sober bastard...

[Opie Yutts]

Wow, the ol' switcheroo. Normally it's the stoned people that forget where the keys are.

[Mr. Clandestine]

Wow, the ol' switcheroo. Normally it's the stoned people that forget where the keys are.

LOL... I'm the exception to that rule. I become more of a bumbling idiot the soberer I get.

[psykospun]

this is all too good. :jointsmile:
i've done some funny shit when stoned. :stoned:
if only i could remember though. :S5:

[maxsuperdanks]

I had a 2k limit on my credit card, but the bank said I only had 900 in available funds, and that my balance was 1100 bucks.


SOooo thinking I'd overdrawn, I called and asked them to bump my credit limit to 3k, so I could have 2k spending thinking it would put me back under my limit.


When in reality, I was retardedly high, and didn't realize 900+1100 is 2000. That, and I didn't understand why I would need another thousand so I could spend 2 thousand.

I was just stupid as shit that day.

[Narf!]

Wake and bake. Road trip. Drove off with the gas pump still in the tank. Thankfully it had a quick disconnect thing on the hose. I took it back to the gas station, after driving 2 miles with it hanging from the side of the tank. I told them I was sorry, and got out of there fast. I would pay 100$ for a picture of the expression on my face dragging that thing back into there. That happened about 16 years ago. That was my penultimate stoner moment.

[TheHappyCamper]

looking to buy a pizza stone for my oven, they wanted about 30 or 40 bucks. so i went to home depot and bought a concrete stepping stone 18x18x2 for $1.99. i put it in the oven a cranked it up to 500* to test it out. i figured the worse that would happen would be it would crack. WRONG, after an hour or so, it exploded like a friggin' bomb!! blew the door off the oven,bent the racks,seriously dented the empty pans, dented the interior of the oven, and broke the gas line and element in the oven. when i came into the kitchen, the every horizontal surface, was covered in pieces of concrete. lucky no one was in there when she blew. so trying to save 30 or 40 bucks cost me over $500 for a new oven,pans, and a pizza stone. what a jack ass i can be!:stoned:

[JeffersonBud]

My first time smoking was outside my dorm at 8 in the evening. I took a rip rip from some dank stuff and chilled for about 10 minutes before walking back. I had no conception of time and thought that it was past 11 so the dorm would have been locked and had to get in through the front. I did not want to talk to the guy who lets you in so me and my friend waited outside the door for 30 minutes until someone opened the door. The door was unlocked the whole time because it was only like 8:20. I thought it was the funniest thing ever and felt like an idiot for about 10 minutes before I forgot about it and ate some cheese sticks.

[Amon1amarth]

damn this thread is halarious

[italian04]

smoked a blizzy on the way to the mall. made sure i grabbed my wallet and cell phone. walked around the mall, tried on some shoes at the puma store. then i realized i had my phone and wallet...BUT NO KEYS!!! walk back out to the parking garage to find my truck still running and the doors locked!!! f*ckin chronic!! :jointsmile:

[Shovelhandle]

reading this stuff is funny. I'm thinking how stupid you all are. j/k
I was in this restaurant with my wife and I reach in my shirt pocket for the 50% off coupon. Well, I flung a half oz out onto the table and was not too quick on the draw to see what I had done....DOH! Waitress was cool though.

[GreenLeaf420]

I solved a lot of world problems in my head while I was stonned I just was unable to put any to goood use.....

[Opie Yutts]

I flung a half oz out onto the table and was not too quick on the draw to see what I had done....DOH! Waitress was cool though.

That reminds me of another one. Years back I ran a business out of my home. A customer came over, and we gathered around my drafting table to discuss a project. We talked for about 10 minutes, then he left. That's when I noticed the 1/4 oz. sitting on the drafting table. He remained a customer for years, and I never found out if he saw it, but it was damn obvious.

[Opie Yutts]

I solved a lot of world problems in my head while I was stonned I just was unable to put any to goood use.....

You and I both.

[SouthernGuerilla]

smoked a blizzy on the way to the mall. made sure i grabbed my wallet and cell phone. walked around the mall, tried on some shoes at the puma store. then i realized i had my phone and wallet...BUT NO KEYS!!! walk back out to the parking garage to find my truck still running and the doors locked!!! f*ckin chronic!! :jointsmile:


I've done this before except I was sober and had some irritating fuck in my car that I was just trying to hurry up and get away from. I felt like running him over after I finally got my car unlocked.


But far as being stoned and forgetting stuff... This was 5yr ago or so and me and a buddy had been riding around smoking, visiting other friends throughout the day. We go to my house smoke one then head out, I stop by the store to buy a pack of smokes and cannot locate my ID. I drove back to my house, couldn't find it and ended up back tracking to everyone's house that I had been to. Ultimately I found my ID in one of my pants pockets. Took about 3 hours and half a tank of gas. :(

I can't remember how my ID ended up out of my wallet and in a different pocket that I normally stick it in. :rastasmoke:

I love it when I get stoned and hide my herb from myself. Like in the pantry, on the back of the TV/monitor, pantry, fridge, inside a clock, inside a pillow. Or leave it on top of the fireplace mantle and can't find where I put my herb and my pipe for 1-5days.


One night I smoked a bowl and went to sleep, I left my herb on my night stand and when I woke up my entire house had bits and pieces of herb all over the place. I was totally baffled until I noticed one of my cats had ate more food than usual and was very lethargic. :stoned:

Its a shame when you have to worry about your own pets pinching your stash. :beatdeadhorse:

[Opie Yutts]

One night I smoked a bowl and went to sleep, I left my herb on my night stand and when I woke up my entire house had bits and pieces of herb all over the place. I was totally baffled until I noticed one of my cats had ate more food than usual and was very lethargic. :stoned:

Its a shame when you have to worry about your own pets pinching your stash. :beatdeadhorse:

You might consider growing some catnip as well.

[kodiak]

Was at a red light high as hell , feet got a lil numb so I couldnt really feel how much pressure I had on the brake so I slowly began to release pressure on the brake not noticing i was rolling forward straight into the rear bumper of the car in front of me =/

[SouthernGuerilla]

I have catnip growing in several places outside, a few spots the cats have killed it off by eating and rubbing on the plants. I still think they prefer cannabis over catnip. I've been too stingy lately to test it out.



Was at a red light high as hell , feet got a lil numb so I couldnt really feel how much pressure I had on the brake so I slowly began to release pressure on the brake not noticing i was rolling forward straight into the rear bumper of the car in front of me =/



reminds me of something...

One time me and a friend just finished smoking one and we were at a red light and he was fucking with me and made me forget where my cell phone was. I freaked out, started looking for my phone and accidentally took my foot off the brake and bumped into the car in front of me. I dented my bumper and the other car's bumper. I got out of my car and the driver of the other car got out and looked at his bumper and then looked at me and told me to get back in my car and don't worry about it.

My eyes were red as they could be. I wondered if he was being nice to some stoner kid or what. All I could think about is that I was going to jail for DWI. :( He looked pissed as hell.

[SunnyD]

SouthernGuerilla,

Gotta give you major props for the Avatar man, classic

:thumbsup:

[SouthernGuerilla]

SouthernGuerilla,

Gotta give you major props for the Avatar man, classic

:thumbsup:

Hey if it fits... I've been using this avatar on another board(shroom related) since 02 or so.

:jointsmile:

[Opie Yutts]

SouthernGuerilla,

Gotta give you major props for the Avatar man, classic

:thumbsup:

Hey yours is pretty cool too.

Working on the boat while stoned, I was trying to work a throttle cable. I was pushing on it with a pliers. The pliers slipped off, but my hand kept pushing. The cable went under my thumbnail, out the back side, along the bone up to my knuckle. Please, for the love of God, do not try this at home. Here's a picture: Cannabis.com Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News (http://boards.cannabis.com/attachments/basic-growing/194437d1215993666-my-stuff-update-020.jpg)

[SouthernGuerilla]

Hey yours is pretty cool too.

Working on the boat while stoned, I was trying to work a throttle cable. I was pushing on it with a pliers. The pliers slipped off, but my hand kept pushing. The cable went under my thumbnail, out the back side, along the bone up to my knuckle. Please, for the love of God, do not try this at home. Here's a picture: Cannabis.com Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News (http://boards.cannabis.com/attachments/basic-growing/194437d1215993666-my-stuff-update-020.jpg)

yeah that hurt. :(

[bloodbrother]

just finished puffin and go somewhere like movie store or 7-11 take my keys out set them on dash make sure i have my wallet and phone leave car lock it and forget my keys inside... but ive done this when im not high as well

[Opie Yutts]

I hate that. I started carrying a spare car key in my wallet, and a spare house key in my car. Saved my ass more than once.

[SouthernGuerilla]

bump

I'm such a stoner I keep picking immature buds off my plants to smoke. I just now ACCIDENTALLY cut off one of the wrong buds. I had pollenated that bud a little over a month ago. So I get inside where I can see(it's dark outside at the moment) and notice LARGE seed pods, I open one to see a BROWN SEED! AHHHH. A few greenish brown ones but mostly brown.


Good thing I pollinated two buds on that one plant. :D

[zihowie]

Just ran across this thread and it is HILARIOUS, as previously stated.

So about 4 of us are packed in a car. Baked thoroughly and munchies like a mother. Pull up to taco bell at like midnight take 15 minutes to order $35 worth of foo and the guy is obviously pissed at us, so after we order my buddy forgets to stop at the window drives straight through and by now we are all convinced they are gonna **** with our food. Buddy pulls outta the taco bell towards the highway and tacobell peeps come running out of the store onto the street screaming and throwing papers, meanwhile we bust out laughing and peel off.

Another time high in a friends garage, had just order pizza and there was one slice left and it was mine through some simple mathematics. Ask a friend to pass it and he wants to be a dick so i get up in a fit to go snag it and *CRASH* bowl piece in a million pieces.

[zihowie]

I was with my gf downtown and my battery suddenly died right as Im going to spark the blunt and go back home. So I get the car jumped and we smoke the blunt. Have to pull in for gas, turn the car off, gas up and off we go, right? Nope had to get the car jumped again haha

[MotleyCrue0226]

my friend that recently started smoking had never hit a bong before. i guess he didnt know to pull the slider out of my new 10in ROOTS so after pulling this bong for a few seconds and not clearing it he coughed into the bong and shot the bowl and the cherry over the table onto my lap on the opposite couch!! :mad:

[bigtopsfinn]

I had just smoked at my dealer's house and took home a quarter of the BEST weed I have seen/smelled/smoked... My car smelled like a fucking grow room, and I got pulled over. The cops said they smelled it, and when I got out of my car my eye drops fell on the ground in front of the cops feet... dead giveaway. Ticket, fine, and 8 hour drug class

[Wobster]

:S2: It's so aptly called dope

Funny stories guys... Ive done loads of stoopid things. Mainly either laughing or breathing into the ashtray sending a cloud of ash everywhere. Same thing with a half made joint. That happens frequently.

I remember going to take care of my plants in the shed. I always make up a nutrient solution fresh and put it in a 3 liter bottle. I then shake it vigorously for a minute to get it nice and oxygenated. However... in my stoned stupor I forgot that I'd used that bottle to store the petrol from my girlfriends scooter while I repaired it the day before. As I was pouring the fert\water\petrol mixture into the plants soil, I got a whiff of petrol. When the bottle was empty.. it dawned on me. Shiiiiiiit!!! A major flush was administered and the plant seemed to be ok after a week or so. The soil still had a petrol odour to it tho for quite a while after lol

A few years back I had a couple of seedlings on the window sill. They were pretty much newborn with just the cotyledons opened up and developing the roots underneath. I dont know why I did this, I really dont and I never thought it would actually hit it but you know when u fire an elastic band off your thumb... lol. I was sat on the sofa and the seedlings were about 8 foot away. I fired an elastic band at the plants and it hit one of them perfectly, snapping it clean in half. I was gutted lol.

Pot induced stupidity is a funny thing! Great thread Oppie. :D

[Wobster]

Oh yeah... losing things. I remember bien stoned out of my tree one day and I lost the Sky Remote control. I looked eveywhere but it had totally vanished. I checked everywhere, cupboards, bins, back of the sofa I mean everywhere. It was a mystery and it was annoying to have to get up to change the chanels. Without that blue button for your favourite channels... u have to scroll through EVERY channel on ur digibox and it drives u mad. 4 or 5 days later I found it... It was in the bloody freezer in the shed. I'd gone out to get munchies and must've put the control down while I had a rumage in the freezer. It still worked after it had warmed up a bit lol.

[Greenthing]

I tend to do damage to myself when stoned like this http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/asgreenasgrass/IMG_0059.jpg

[Wobster]

Ouch Greenthing... u dont do things by halves. Looks pretty painful :blueknife:

[Greenthing]

Ouch Greenthing... u dont do things by halves. Looks pretty painful :blueknife:
Not painfull at all, at least not after I drank a full bottle of Jack Daniels.:jointsmile:

[bigworm1922]

Greatest post! Makes me feel better about myself. Wellw hen I was in HS he and my buddy where smoking for hours. we just got and oz or some regs. Well we had about a 1/4 each left. Well another buddy shows up to smoke with us. He isn't stoned yet and is trying to get me to drink the bong water. So they keep upping the money to like $30 or something like that then my other buddy gets into it and said he would give me his 1/4oz he had left. So I am now like ok sure. I knew it would be bad. Also they say I can't puke(man feeling sick thinking about it). Well I down it like a shot fast as I can. Took everything I had to not puke it up. It leaves a nasty oil like film in you mouth. AAAAHHHHH so gross!

Word to everyone. Friends don't let friends drink bong water. It was so not worth it.

[Wobster]

Thanks bigworm1922, you have made me laugh like **** once again at this thread :S2:

This could start a new thread called 'The things you've done for some weed'

About ten years ago when I was about 19 yrs old I lived in the South of England in a place called Taunton. Me an a load of mates were in a big local park havin a few beers and smokes. There is a bridge over a flowing river and right under the bridge is a man made sort of waterfall that drops the river level by about 2 meters. We got to talking about wether anyone dared jump off the bridge into the higher level of water and go down the waterfall. Someone said 'Ill give an 8th of rocky to any one that does it'. In those days rocky was quite nice and I was considering it. We talked some more and another mate said they would give an 8th to. Well, a quater was enough for me so we went to the bridge. I jumped in and the river carried me to the waterfall. I went over and dropped hard onto my arse. Boom. Sent a shock right up my spine. I went under and then started to swim. I hadnt thought about it properly because there was no riverbank either side for a good 80 meters. I was swimming with my jeans, t-shirt and shoes on and it was hard going. I started really panicing because it was so hard staying afloat. About 30 meters from where I could get out I ran out of steam and really thought I was in big trouble. My feet started to sink down into the water until... bump...I could touch the floor. I was so relieved. I stood up and the water was only chest high. It had been all along! It was only deep immediatley after the waterfall. I felt very stupid but so relieved. When I got the weed though I was happy. Whenever I go down that way to see my mates the story always comes up ha ha. I don't even know if you guys will find it funny but it makes me smile to this day.

[GreenZero]

This thread is absolutely hilarious.

Just the other night I rolled a blunt with some pretty good chron. My roommates and I just passed this thing around. I think the 4th rotation put everything into perspective and I knew I was going to get :stoned:.

Ended up lighting a straw on fire and then attempted to put it out. Didn't go so well. Plastic melts well and attaches to human skin rather easily. Glad I had ice water next to me.

Getting blitzed somehow makes everything okay.

[SketchyTom]

This Thread Sure Does Make Me Feel At Home LOL:S2:


theres the time my m8 rings me up sayin he just got an ounce off tha good stuff and to set up the big bong that he bought from amsterdam and left round mine ... so i sit there filling it up with ice and i waz pretty baked at this point and the ice jus wouldnt fit in the bong as it was not crushed so i thought forcing it in would work .... bad idea bong breaks cut my hand and a verry unhappy friend

managed to put the broken glass back together using a rubber band lol

then theres the multiple times im abut to hit a bong and start lookin for a lighter to realise its in my hand :stoned:

[dj2quick]

Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...

omg i did the same thing, stopped at the gas station, payed for gas. the guy was already mad at me cause i was paying in coins. :jointsmile: walked out, started talking to a friend who happened to be there and totally drove off, went to pick up some people and ran out of gas right down the street from the gas station. thought my fuel pump was acting up again...just out of gas.. :( lol the guy yelled STOP BEING STUPID when i went back to ask him if i could get my gas anyway. luckily he let me. lmao

AND other day i went to plug something in, bending over my piano, and knocked a whole tray of ganja off the piano into this shag ass carpet from the 60s :( only got about a third of it back. carpet claimed the rest. does smell pretty good now though lmao. :rastasmoke:

[wolfgar]

So... was in friends car smokin on a doobie. he is lazy and never cleans up. i just finished coughing my brains out, went to grab my pop took a full chug if it. I very quickly figured out it was his month old chew spit can...i gag a little every time i think of it.