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geonagual
10-18-2007, 08:12 AM
I was just thinking those are some wierd names:stoned:.

I have a little brother and sister and 2 daughters so you know I have used these and more frequently..

Oh yeah, the figure 4, I always used to get my brother in that position..he hated it like the plague..just the mention of the figure 4 and he would be running:jointsmile:

RhinoGrowUK
10-18-2007, 08:13 AM
Have u ever heard of the ' petrol pump ' ?? LOL

geonagual
10-18-2007, 08:22 AM
Have u ever heard of the ' petrol pump ' ?? LOL


No, whats that?

geonagual
10-18-2007, 08:33 AM
Thats a good one..haha. I am going to have to do that..now, I just gotta find someone to do it to..haha..making me laugh just thinking about it..ahh something new..

Yeah, a monkey bump is the same as a frog..where you hit someone on their forearm with you middle finger knuckle and it causes a large bump on the forearm.

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2007, 08:47 AM
Thats a good one..haha. I am going to have to do that..now, I just gotta find someone to do it to..haha..making me laugh just thinking about it..ahh something new..

Yeah, a monkey bump is the same as a frog..where you hit someone on their forearm with you middle finger knuckle and it causes a large bump on the forearm.

it also reduces mobility of the arm... well actually the fingers....

you forgot donkey punch and dead legging (which is 'frogging' the front of the leg halfway between the knee and hipjoint with your knee)

there's also another intresting one, i'm not sure of the name of, but it fits in with this type of thing... 'frogging' someoens funny bone.... it huuuuuuuuuurts like a son of a bitch.... it makes your entire arm feel like you put your finger into a 110 outlet.... and then the pain comes, the normal pain of hitting your funny bone..

geonagual
10-18-2007, 08:53 AM
it also reduces mobility of the arm...

you forgot donkey punch and dead legging (which is 'frogging' the front of the leg halfway between the knee and hipjoint with your knee)

there's also another intresting one, i'm not sure of the name of, but it fits in with this type of thing... 'frogging' someoens funny bone.... it huuuuuuuuuurts like a son of a bitch.... it makes your entire arm feel like you put your finger into a 110 outlet.... and then the pain comes, the normal pain of hitting your funny bone..

Oh yeah, the dead leg..that thing is no joke...and the funny bone..haha...it is never really that funny:)

But yeah, those are great...I wonder who I could do that funny bone thing on..

Oh yeah, another one..I dont know if this was an exclusive marine thing or not..but whenever you would get a haircut..you would have to guard your neck..cause when you least expect it some fuckhead would come up and slap your neck as hard as they could..it used to make me want to kill someone for the 1st 10 seconds..it was called "giving neck"..I hated that shit.

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2007, 08:58 AM
nope went around my middle school too lol.... except they'd lick or otherwise wet their hands first....

and i agree... made me wanna go homicidal.... the only thing i could compare it to was the first time i got on a diving board and decided doing a belly flop would be fun....

oooooooooooooooooooooomg.... this is prety much what i felt...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsniRz7P8BI

geonagual
10-18-2007, 09:17 AM
Belly Flop..bad idea..
yeah and sometimes they would lick their hand to..I swear I would tackle them and put them in a headlock I would be so pissed.

What movie is that?

rebgirl420
10-18-2007, 09:24 AM
Sometimes John gets in these moods where he feels the need to do this sort of shit to me because he thinks its funny. He's a grown man yet insists on acting like a kid. One day he put me in this wrestling move where my head was under his arm, I suddenly felt dizzy and shit and told him, he thought I was screwin' around and kept on doing it. I almost passed out. I thought I was going to die.

When I got out of the hold I bit him in the arm.

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2007, 09:25 AM
Belly Flop..bad idea..
yeah and sometimes they would lick their hand to..I swear I would tackle them and put them in a headlock I would be so pissed.

What movie is that?

saw II

and hey! i insist on acting liek a kid alot of times too lol... it's the only way to keep a sane level for me.... if i took everything seriously... well shit.... just take a guess where i'd be. i'll give you a hint... it's in the song 'go to sleep' by eminem <.<

geonagual
10-18-2007, 09:33 AM
Sometimes John gets in these moods where he feels the need to do this sort of shit to me because he thinks its funny. He's a grown man yet insists on acting like a kid. One day he put me in this wrestling move where my head was under his arm, I suddenly felt dizzy and shit and told him, he thought I was screwin' around and kept on doing it. I almost passed out. I thought I was going to die.

When I got out of the hold I bit him in the arm.

What I have found with women is some like it a lot and some dont like it all...

I do a different way of playing when I play with females..I know my limits as far as rough housing,,a little can be fun..at least I think..

I do it with kids a lot..a different kind also..more of a teasing, fun, play with them kind of thing..and I love teaching kids new tricks..like the one where you go "shhh" and then 3 seconds later they say "it"..thats a riot.

rebgirl420
10-18-2007, 09:37 AM
Its fun to a degree b/c I like being tossed a round a little but what always happens is he can dish it out but can't take it back. I'll go crazy back and pinch him (usually on his inner under arm, like where the soft part is and twist) or i'll aim my fingers for the eyes. If he can't take my response back then he shouldn't dish it out.

It usually ends in a brief fight and then me putting some ice on his boo boo

geonagual
10-18-2007, 09:40 AM
oooooh..I hate being pinched on that spot...it hurts..youch...

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2007, 09:43 AM
i just hold hte wife down and tickel the shit outta her

til she's about to piss her self.. lmao

geonagual
10-18-2007, 09:46 AM
tickling is great...but pure hell when someone finds your spot

rebgirl420
10-18-2007, 09:47 AM
Yeah I can't take being tickled. I end up snorting and not being able to breath. Its like that Dane Cook joke goes about being tickled.

Markass
10-18-2007, 09:49 AM
I remember the grade school days..indian burns, funny name, painful effect..damn I'm high as hell..I feel wonderful

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2007, 09:57 AM
Yeah I can't take being tickled. I end up snorting and not being able to breath. Its like that Dane Cook joke goes about being tickled.

that's pretty much how she acts as well... but doesn't stop me from keeping on... i will use my manly strength against women in play... but not to put you in a headlock or anything lol...

rebgirl420
10-18-2007, 10:00 AM
hahaha It must be a guy thing. I guess you big strong manly men like throwing your strength around with the ladies. ;)

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2007, 10:01 AM
of course we do... you bare the children.... we gotta show 'we're stronger' in some fashion :p

geonagual
10-18-2007, 06:26 PM
I remember the grade school days..indian burns, funny name, painful effect..damn I'm high as hell..I feel wonderful


You can tell you are just floating:rastasmoke:

el_fantistico
10-18-2007, 06:34 PM
Petrol Pump aka "The Gas Pedal".. also there's the 'wet willie', 'zerbert', and the 'wedgie' (aka 'melvin').

Don't forget the Blumpkin... oh wait... that another forum!!

El Fantistico :smokin:

geonagual
10-18-2007, 06:39 PM
OHH! The fuckin' wedgie..that has 2 be one of the stupidess things ever done. It is funny when you see it happen and your not involved though. LOL


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