Kid Experiment

[MajesticWhelk]

First off, I don't have kids and don't plan to for a very long time.

Second, have any parents out there raised their kids learning the wrong words just to see what happens? For example, point at a car and say "Book!" or point at a sandwich and say "Lobotomy!"

I've always wanted to do that.

[birdgirl73]

When the time comes that you want to achieve your ambition of teaching someone the wrong words, you need to get yourself a parrot or a minah bird.

Human children deserve all the breaks they can get. They've got enough assclowns and idiots making fun of them in the world as it is.

[insertwittyusername]

omg that sounds amazing. but i've always wanted to do that with colors. just so if they got a job as a cia agent or something, someone would ask the to "hand them the blue folder" and they would hand them a different one and mess up national secuity.

[happiestmferoutthere]

When my daughter was little my husband would tease her by saying " Blackberries are red when they're green" ( We live around A LOT of blackberries.) It confused her a while. They do eventually learn the real meaning, and then you end up looking like a moron. :thumbsup:

[insertwittyusername]

oh poo. my masterplan has been unraveled

[cashflow]

I've always thought of stuff like that including many other experiments nmot sure if i'll actually do em though, lol