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sparknote_s

10-07-2007, 04:05 AM

I just made 4 "firecrackers". Peanut butter and some nice dank in between two saltine crackers. Each firecracker had ~1 large bowl worth, probably totalling to a little over a gram of dank.

Is this enough to get me high? I usually smoke 1 bowl of dank per day regularly.

PS The procedure was:

Spread the PB, sprinkle the dank, pop in the micro for 10 seconds, cook in oven at 320 degrees for 22 minutes wrapped in aluminum foil, take out and put in micro again for 10 seconds, eat. I used natural peanut butter as well, and one I added some olive oil.

sparknote_s

10-07-2007, 04:42 AM

And here is where I'm at so far:

***4 firecrackers, ~1 bowl each, total ~1 gram dank***

00 minutes - Ate 3 firecrackers

30 minutes - No noticeable effects

60 minutes - Ate 1 cracker, no noticeable effects (also had 1 beer)

iNHALE.xHALE.

10-07-2007, 04:43 AM

4 bowls worth?

i say give it some time & your gunna be good

sparknote_s

10-07-2007, 04:59 AM

Coelho

10-07-2007, 05:03 AM

Just wait... im sure your patience will be VERY well rewarded... :stoned::stoned::stoned::abduct:

PS. Dont eat anything else until youre HIGH... as eating will impair the absortion of the thc.

sparknote_s

10-07-2007, 05:31 AM

UPDATE:

And here is where I'm at so far:

***4 firecrackers, ~1 bowl each, total ~1 gram dank***

00 minutes - Ate 3 firecrackers

30 minutes - No noticeable effects

60 minutes - Ate 1 cracker, no noticeable effects (also had 1 beer)

90 minutes - Starting to feel a head buzz, slight effects. Can definitely tell there are SOME effects but not much so far.

120 minutes - Now I'd say I'm feeling an average and ordinary high, it's not intense and effects are the same so far. I'm also spacing out a lot more and daydreaming about shit - which I always do when I'm high.

Coelho

10-07-2007, 09:38 PM

What happened after your last post? :stoned::stoned::stoned:

thNk.m0rbid

10-07-2007, 10:09 PM

i kno, post back

pass_the_dubbie

10-07-2007, 10:37 PM

I think we can presume it had an intense and happy high ending.

estoner420

10-08-2007, 01:33 AM

i think he forgot how to type lol

Coelho

10-08-2007, 05:02 AM

angry nomad

10-08-2007, 05:12 AM

Im starting to get worried... some time ago, a guy did make a thread about his green dragon, how he did it, and how he was planning to drink it... well... he never posted anything after it...
And now, this guy eats a lot of weed and stops posting...
WTF is happening with them all? Does they went SO high that they forgot everything, even that they are members of cann.com? Or even forgot who they are? Who knows?...

I noticed the same thing. They go into another dimension, and never return, I think.

Coelho

10-08-2007, 06:53 AM

:S2:LOLOL!!!
Probably youre right... if it were the case, im planning to make an expedition to this another dimension as soon as possible, for discovering the truth! If i dont return, smoke one for me!... Or eat/drink weed and go to this another dimension to rescue me... or just to enjoy it! ;)

snicklefritz1825

10-08-2007, 06:59 AM

I've only had firecrackers once, honestly i hated it. I felt so sick, I'd get like hot flashes. I'll try it agin but that was just a bad experience. I was a noob to weed then to so it would proably be different if i tried it agin.

ScaryMissMary

10-08-2007, 07:18 AM

I wish they tasted better.

dragonrider

10-08-2007, 07:34 PM

Im starting to get worried... some time ago, a guy did make a thread about his green dragon, how he did it, and how he was planning to drink it... well... he never posted anything after it...
And now, this guy eats a lot of weed and stops posting...
WTF is happening with them all? Does they went SO high that they forgot everything, even that they are members of cann.com? Or even forgot who they are? Who knows?...

Are you taling about the Shamanic Hippie guy from this thread?
http://boards.cannabis.com/recipes/129711-green-dragon-project.html
I think they just wake up a few months later and forget to update us.

It's actaully hilarious how they set us up and then never come back... Funny, but ominous...

el_fantistico

10-08-2007, 08:10 PM

Maybe he's on to all of us... you know, how none of these recipes work, pot is just green tobacco and this whole forum was set up by parents to keep the kids off crack. And the kids only find out it's a set up when they spend good money on "weed" and follow everybody's encouragement to eat it and when nothing actually happens the realize the jokes on them and they never come back to the boards in fear of being ridiculed like "Oh wow, I can't believe you actually ATE it?! HA!".

Do you think that's why they disappear?

El Fantistico :smokin:

Flameon

10-08-2007, 09:55 PM

Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner!

And the award for the sheer genius 'p!ss take' of the day goes to . . . el fantastico, with his 'eat weed just so we can laugh at you for believing us' theory.

Pure class! lol

P.S Careful you don't give the game away.

'Hmmnn. . . you say you took a grams worth of premium bud . . . and then what . . you mixed it with peanut butter? . . I see, and what did you do next? . . you put it between two crackers? . . uh huh? . . YOU DID WHAT? . . you nuked it in a microwave? . . vaporised it in the oven for 22 minutes? . . and then? . . you're telling me you actually ate that foul tasting goop? . .wow! . . then you logged on to the net to TELL people what you'd done. OMFG!
Hey, Bert . . Bert come and listen to this . . Mwhahaha!!!

Rep is your prize good sir!

TheGreenBuddy

10-08-2007, 11:22 PM

wtf lol.

el_fantistico

10-09-2007, 12:17 AM

Many thanks, though I am sorry to have blown our cover.

El Fantistico :smokin:

Coelho

10-09-2007, 12:36 AM

Are you taling about the Shamanic Hippie guy from this thread?
http://boards.cannabis.com/recipes/129711-green-dragon-project.html
I think they just wake up a few months later and forget to update us.

It's actaully hilarious how they set us up and then never come back... Funny, but ominous...

Yes... i meant him... probably he is still stuck in the another dimension... maybe he just met the guy of the 4 bowls of dank... :stoned:

dragonrider

10-09-2007, 02:25 AM

Yes... i meant him... probably he is still stuck in the another dimension... maybe he just met the guy of the 4 bowls of dank... :stoned:

I bet they do meet up...

Sparknote: Oh wow. man. Where the hell am i?
Shamanic Hippie: I'm not sure, but judging from all the munchkins and flying monkeys, I think were somewhere over the rainbow.
Sparknote: How did we get here?
Shamanic Hippie: I drank a bottle of green dragon and I've been here ever since. Everyone said I was crazy. What did you do?
Sparknote: I ate four bowls of dank...started to post the results on cann.com, and then I was here. Do you think anyone will notice we're gone?
Shamanic Hippie: Probably some jackass on cann.com will make some joke about how we just disappeared after consuming massive quantities of weed. They'll probably just think we died.
Sparknote: Do you think anyone will come for us?
Shamanic Hippie: Eventually everyone from cann.com will show up here. They'll pop in one-by-one, stoned out their minds.
Sparknote: How long do you think we'll be here?
Shamanic Hippie: Well, I've been here since Labor Day...
Sparknote: Shit, I hope someone feeds my cat...
Shamanic Hippie: Got anything to smoke...?

TheGreenBuddy

10-09-2007, 02:39 AM

i think hes dead.

HAHA...

WaZ

10-12-2007, 07:01 PM

Considering it's like a 4x multiplier on eating vs smoking... Guy's used to smoking 1 bowl per day, eats 4 bowls, equivalent to smoking 16.. of dank? Should have been quite interesting...?

Struck420

10-12-2007, 07:56 PM

went into a stoned coma and his dog ate his arms :wtf:

MVP

10-14-2007, 06:41 AM

He's probably trying to figure out why the toilet bowl is talking to him!

Buckshot

10-22-2007, 12:34 AM

He's probably trying to figure out why the toilet bowl is talking to him!

This was very close to my best guess also.... lol.