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Free Falling
01-29-2005, 12:47 PM
losing your lighter is by far one of the most annoying things to happen ever,im smoking a j while watching the football,look down,wheres the lighter gone? its just gone! somewhere! some parallel universe, i have a rumage around my room still no luck! calm down,have another look there it is,right in front of me,does that happen to anyone else? it really sucks donkey dick

RESiNATE
01-29-2005, 01:13 PM
The problem, is, Free, that lighters are herd animals.
They have a built in instinct to search out their fellow lighter - you know, the one you lost last month! - and you'll find that, one day, when you're tidying up, or summat, you'll uncover the legendary "Rassemblement De l'Allumeur."

Then you shall rejoice, as you find all 8251 lighters that have been 'lost' in the house, since the time it was built...

Lulu
01-29-2005, 01:30 PM
Then you shall rejoice, as you find all 8251 lighters that have been 'lost' in the house, since the time it was built...

........hiding out with all the single socks that found an escape route somewhere between the laundry basket and the dryer :p

RESiNATE
01-29-2005, 01:47 PM
........hiding out with all the single socks that found an escape route somewhere between the laundry basket and the dryer :p
lmfaoo...yeah...socks and lighters can just fuck right off, init!

HERD ANIMALS!!!GRRRrrr:mad:

I wish that money was a herd animal..:rolleyes:...Oh, but maybe they are already, but they congregate in someone else's pockets all the time...GGggrrrr@money, socks, and lighters:mad:

virus
01-29-2005, 02:51 PM
Then you shall rejoice, as you find all 8251 lighters that have been 'lost' in the house, since the time it was built...

I know that stash is somewhere i just don't know where yet, it's a pain in the ass lightin a joint of the cooker

Ammie
01-29-2005, 03:48 PM
lmfao!!! i dont know y but res and lu u just made me laugh so hard that im tryin to breath now and its rather hard :eek:

sawleaf
01-29-2005, 04:25 PM
Buy an expensive torch lighter. I guarantee you will take better care of it and always know where it is. Nobody cares about cheap lighters, but if you have something you value more, you will be less likely to lose or misplace it. :)

slipnslide087
01-29-2005, 06:01 PM
just another pain in the ass.

Hektik
01-29-2005, 08:09 PM
i always seem to lose lighters, or someone will ask me for a light i give em then they put it in there pocket and we all forget about it lol. I do that shit sometime to, don't got a lighter ask a friend for a light and put the lighter in my pocket with out even thinkin. Seems to be mainly bics though.

Omun
01-29-2005, 08:20 PM
nfm

bigzak
01-29-2005, 08:32 PM
i can think of something worse than losing my lighter losing my weed
i would much rather lose my lighter than my weed

Climbing High
01-29-2005, 10:32 PM
my friends always accidentally pocket my lighters, i i always do the same. its liek a cycle, we all have eachothers lighters. last week though i found 12 lighters behind the lazyboy in my room. i rejoiced to say the least.