ShwaggyDoo
09-19-2007, 05:06 PM
I took my test today, I did the aspirin/bvitamin/water-tea shit. But I was paranoid about it coming back diluted so I cut back on the water/tea to only about a half-gallon total before the test.
My urine came out fairly natural looking, didnt use the first part or the last. Wasnt my first void of the day (third I believe).
But anyways, this isnt to address the likeliness that I passed or not, that's long gone, only time will tell now.
I was obviously nervous and my head was elsewhere. I went in, comfortable and fairly professional looking, made small talk with the hispanic-origin labtech lady, seemed nice. I called ahead asking for directions, and it still took me a while to find the place. She did the paperwork, I took my jacket off and emptied all my pockets, I came with only my wallet, keys, watch and cellphone. She told me to go into the bathroom and not to wash my hands or flush the toilet.
This is where my dumbass fucked up, even though I wasn't substituting at all, and I didn't even have any intention to dilute the sample with tap water, I did a mindfuck and rinsed my hands off. She was outside and asked if I tried washing my hands.
I didn't look scared or suspicious IMO, I looked dumbfounded, cause I was, I couldn't believe I did the exact opposite of what she told me. I said "you said don't?!, i'm sorry". She collected the sample, filled the remaining paperwork out and didn't accuse me of anything and didn't ask me to retest. I did ask "Is that extremely bad or something? I've never done a piss test before". She responded, "Ye ... just don't do it the next time".
She collected it, didn't write down any remarks on the CoC (chain of custody) form besides the temperature and some code/#s.
So, did I fuck myself by doing that idiotic thing?
I'm going to be depressed if it comes back positive for weed, of course. But to fail because they accused me of cheating at the center itself when it was an honest mistake, that would be a 100x worse.
My urine came out fairly natural looking, didnt use the first part or the last. Wasnt my first void of the day (third I believe).
But anyways, this isnt to address the likeliness that I passed or not, that's long gone, only time will tell now.
I was obviously nervous and my head was elsewhere. I went in, comfortable and fairly professional looking, made small talk with the hispanic-origin labtech lady, seemed nice. I called ahead asking for directions, and it still took me a while to find the place. She did the paperwork, I took my jacket off and emptied all my pockets, I came with only my wallet, keys, watch and cellphone. She told me to go into the bathroom and not to wash my hands or flush the toilet.
This is where my dumbass fucked up, even though I wasn't substituting at all, and I didn't even have any intention to dilute the sample with tap water, I did a mindfuck and rinsed my hands off. She was outside and asked if I tried washing my hands.
I didn't look scared or suspicious IMO, I looked dumbfounded, cause I was, I couldn't believe I did the exact opposite of what she told me. I said "you said don't?!, i'm sorry". She collected the sample, filled the remaining paperwork out and didn't accuse me of anything and didn't ask me to retest. I did ask "Is that extremely bad or something? I've never done a piss test before". She responded, "Ye ... just don't do it the next time".
She collected it, didn't write down any remarks on the CoC (chain of custody) form besides the temperature and some code/#s.
So, did I fuck myself by doing that idiotic thing?
I'm going to be depressed if it comes back positive for weed, of course. But to fail because they accused me of cheating at the center itself when it was an honest mistake, that would be a 100x worse.