Today's top ten

[RIP ODB]

Top ten things i hate about my weed connect (dealer.)

10. He has an incredible bong, it cost him like 300 dollars and he NEVER uses it, claiming he'll get "too high". This of course means I never get to use it.
9. He will sometimes sell me some shit that he claims is blueberry, when it clearly isn't. It's not like he charges me any more money for it, so why bother to lie about the quality of the weed?
8. He never fronts me anything. Ever. I have bought tons of grass off this kid, and he can't spot me 20 bucks until tomorrow.
7. When he sells a bag, he breaks the buds up to make the bag look heavier.
6. He has a cute sister, but she's too young for me. It's just frustrating.
5. We can smoke weed in his house, but he makes me go outside in the cold for a cigarette. It's like you have to leave earth to have a butt these days.
4. He has poor taste in music. (Lil jon, ja rule, etc.)
3. At least 75% of the time I need herb from him, he's outside washing his car (a 1990 ford bronco) and I have to wait a half hour for him to finish washing it before I can get my hands on the chronic.
2. He charges 10 bucks a gram, but 40 bucks an eighth. Does anyone else see the problem with this?
1. He will always hang up before I'm done talking to him.
example: Me "Yo, you got any greenery lying around?"
Him: "Yeah come to my house." (CLICK)
The problem is, I need more information. I need to know how much money to have ready, when to come over, etc. It's just annoying.

Hope you enjoyed today's top ten, and maybe some of you other pot heads out there can relate to my troubles.

[Darkneon420]

I buy from a variety of people at school. But i usually get it from this one really tall black kid. hes nice and I have no complaints about him. But I know my bf does. Lol, he thinks he hits on me too much or something like that. When its not then its my semi best friend who gets me bud and even buys me some if I need any. :D Its all good!

[Frost.]

Darkneon, you have to look at it from a guy's point of view.

If my girlfriend bought weed of some "tall black kid" and I had ANY suspicions of him hitting on her, she would know about it. Trust me.

You can not blame him for being protective. It's just the way we are. :cool:

[KennabisCranium]

youngster,

you got a lot to learn in life.



"love is what I got, I said remember that"

[Hektik]

a good friend of mines sister is mad hott, she is only like 13 though =/. I'd never do anything with her i have known her since she was born, but i do catch my self sittin and starrin sometimes lol.

[fatty lumps]

Top ten things i hate about my weed connect (dealer.)

10. He has an incredible bong, it cost him like 300 dollars and he NEVER uses it, claiming he'll get "too high". This of course means I never get to use it.

Buy your own god damn bong.


9. He will sometimes sell me some shit that he claims is blueberry, when it clearly isn't. It's not like he charges me any more money for it, so why bother to lie about the quality of the weed?

meh.


8. He never fronts me anything. Ever. I have bought tons of grass off this kid, and he can't spot me 20 bucks until tomorrow.

You ever dealt? Other customers can fuck it for the whole. You're a dealer, not an accountant.


7. When he sells a bag, he breaks the buds up to make the bag look heavier.

That's hurting. Make him weigh it in front of you.


6. He has a cute sister, but she's too young for me. It's just frustrating.

She's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position.


5. We can smoke weed in his house, but he makes me go outside in the cold for a cigarette. It's like you have to leave earth to have a butt these days.

It's his house, buddy.


4. He has poor taste in music. (Lil jon, ja rule, etc.)

irrelevant.


3. At least 75% of the time I need herb from him, he's outside washing his car (a 1990 ford bronco) and I have to wait a half hour for him to finish washing it before I can get my hands on the chronic.

Awwww, boo hoo.


2. He charges 10 bucks a gram, but 40 bucks an eighth. Does anyone else see the problem with this?

Obviously. Ask him why he's a retard.


1. He will always hang up before I'm done talking to him.
example: Me "Yo, you got any greenery lying around?"
Him: "Yeah come to my house." (CLICK)
The problem is, I need more information. I need to know how much money to have ready, when to come over, etc. It's just annoying.

Hope you enjoyed today's top ten, and maybe some of you other pot heads out there can relate to my troubles.

You whine too much.

peace.

[RIP ODB]

Fatty lumps, im not trying to whine. just some random stuff that popped into my head while blazed. Also, you suck.

[Darkneon420]

Darkneon, you have to look at it from a guy's point of view.

If my girlfriend bought weed of some "tall black kid" and I had ANY suspicions of him hitting on her, she would know about it. Trust me.

You can not blame him for being protective. It's just the way we are. :cool:
I dont blame him, i love him for it. Hes mine and im his :D Dont like it bring it on! Lol and hey about your friends sister, just go for it. ;)

[az666]

yeah fatty that was a bit unessacery...like my post really...

[fatty lumps]

Whatever.

[kyle]

dude its his house thats all i got to say to that one thing about ur smokes or w.e

And my dealer is a pain in the ass, m still in jr high btw so i just wanna pick up a 5 for the night and the stupid bastard wont do it, it needs to be atleast a 10, its reasonable and i cant get to mad about it but it still blows and it takes him like an hour to get it, thats all i got to say lol

[GooseBear]

I buy from a variety of people at school. But i usually get it from this one really tall black kid. hes nice and I have no complaints about him. But I know my bf does. Lol, he thinks he hits on me too much or something like that. When its not then its my semi best friend who gets me bud and even buys me some if I need any. :D Its all good!

true that...
every good looking guy that talks to me my boyfriend wants to know about him and yes all my dealers are guys. I think that is why he likes to get me weed and keep me happy. But he would keep me happy without weed. I love this guy! and other anatomical parts of him :D he keeps me happy!!!