Top ten things i hate about my weed connect (dealer.)

10. He has an incredible bong, it cost him like 300 dollars and he NEVER uses it, claiming he'll get "too high". This of course means I never get to use it.
9. He will sometimes sell me some shit that he claims is blueberry, when it clearly isn't. It's not like he charges me any more money for it, so why bother to lie about the quality of the weed?
8. He never fronts me anything. Ever. I have bought tons of grass off this kid, and he can't spot me 20 bucks until tomorrow.
7. When he sells a bag, he breaks the buds up to make the bag look heavier.
6. He has a cute sister, but she's too young for me. It's just frustrating.
5. We can smoke weed in his house, but he makes me go outside in the cold for a cigarette. It's like you have to leave earth to have a butt these days.
4. He has poor taste in music. (Lil jon, ja rule, etc.)
3. At least 75% of the time I need herb from him, he's outside washing his car (a 1990 ford bronco) and I have to wait a half hour for him to finish washing it before I can get my hands on the chronic.
2. He charges 10 bucks a gram, but 40 bucks an eighth. Does anyone else see the problem with this?
1. He will always hang up before I'm done talking to him.
example: Me "Yo, you got any greenery lying around?"
Him: "Yeah come to my house." (CLICK)
The problem is, I need more information. I need to know how much money to have ready, when to come over, etc. It's just annoying.

Hope you enjoyed today's top ten, and maybe some of you other pot heads out there can relate to my troubles.
RIP ODB Reviewed by RIP ODB on . Today's top ten Top ten things i hate about my weed connect (dealer.) 10. He has an incredible bong, it cost him like 300 dollars and he NEVER uses it, claiming he'll get "too high". This of course means I never get to use it. 9. He will sometimes sell me some shit that he claims is blueberry, when it clearly isn't. It's not like he charges me any more money for it, so why bother to lie about the quality of the weed? 8. He never fronts me anything. Ever. I have bought tons of grass off this kid, and he Rating: 5