Any good pickup lines? (or advice) [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Chronisseur

08-20-2007, 12:15 AM

Why dont I know what to say? Even now, working at a damn gas station and seeing TONS of women I still dont know how to pull dates. Also let me state that thanks to some queer site, I'm officialy 9.1 :D I have looks, confidence, a sense of humor and a huge heart. The only thing I dont have is tons of money and I'm not enough of an asshole, besides that, women should love me. What the hell am I doing wrong? Am I really supposed to be like "Hey, how YOU doin'?"...HELP:stoned:

cannabis campbell

08-20-2007, 12:27 AM

Aah seriously most if not all the ones that people post here are just going to be cheesy ones that everyones heard and dont get you anywhere in this situation theres only one rule and its so simply.

Just Be Yourself :).

I mean you said it yourself you got the confidence sense of humour and everything so its not like you have a problem there, but then again that was according so some queer site haha what do you think about yourself personally?

To be honest I dont think infact I know work isnt really the place to be trying to flirt or get a girl because people just wont look at you that way really if your in work I dont think its pick up lines you need they're all cheesy lol you just have to wait for someone to come along that you really click with, hope that helped a bit :greenthumb:

MadSativa

08-20-2007, 12:28 AM

Are you a clerk or a mechanic or what??

higher4hockey

08-20-2007, 12:29 AM

confidence mate... thats the secret.

oh yeah, and pick up lines are stupid.

cannabis campbell

08-20-2007, 12:29 AM

Are you a clerk or a mechanic or what??

I HOPE that wasnt supposed to be a pickup line LOL... jk :D

confidence mate... thats the secret.

oh yeah, and pick up lines are stupid.

Too true.

MadSativa

08-20-2007, 12:31 AM

hahah

Lankan Lion

08-20-2007, 12:42 AM

LOL there is no such thing as a good pickup line....at least if the girl is sober. lol and until you develop some serious game don't try to get phone numbers while working at the pumps...flirt with em but don't expect too much more than a smile or a giggle.
Easiest place to meet girls are at parties and school.The most important thing is swagger and confidence. Be self assured in yourself, and cool out. Carry yourself with confidence and girls will always pick up on it (just dont be a cocky asshole). Work humor into conversation but don't try too hard to be funny, and for that matter don't try too hard to be cool or smooth or w/e.

Looks definitely help if you got em, but quite frankly they aren't necessary if you carry yourself properly.

ganjzilla

08-20-2007, 12:45 AM

pickup lines dont work, just be yourself and bes as comfortable as u can be...dont be desperate evn if u are, and dont be over confident either...but if i have a fav pickup line evn though i would never use it on a female...hey honey the word of the day is legs, would u like to help me spread the word

Chronisseur

08-20-2007, 12:45 AM

The only thing from that site is the "9.1" looks rating. All the other stuff is me.

I do appreciate your responses, but I think what would really help is if I could figure out SOMETHING to do differently in my approach. (which is next to non-existant!)
The best I've done recently, was today I got this chick who was buying Bacon from me at my gas station, to actually cook the bacon and bring some back for me! Problem was she got a man, and all I could think of was..."now it's time for me to give YOU the bacon;)"...I just dont think that would've gone over well!

ghosty

08-20-2007, 12:48 AM

"Hey babe wanna play massacre?... I'll lay on the ground and surrender and you can blow the hell out of me" ..

If you can get that one to work consider yourself the biggest pimp in the world

Storm Crow

08-20-2007, 12:50 AM

It was a disaster every time he had to deal with a clerk! So I taught him a simple trick. First notice if she has a bit of jewelry, a pretty blouse or whatever. Then you say "That's a nice _____. My wife/ sister/cousin's (NOT Mom for clothing- only jewelry) birthday is coming up soon and I'd like to get her one like it. Where'd you get it?"

So, you obviously won't be using "wife" since you guys are trying to pick her up, but by asking about getting a gift for a female relative, you have established yourself as a man with good fashion taste and a guy who treats women well! That's a pretty good start! ;) - Granny :hippy:

Chronisseur

08-20-2007, 12:57 AM

Good stuff!:)

spliffstar22

08-20-2007, 03:00 PM

just be completely nonchalant in your approach, laid back, calm and collective, make sure your not nervous, cause girls hate nervousness when you first approach them, it shows a sign of lack of confidence, and just make a comment, anything, the weather, tell her she's lookin beautiful, anything, and then get to the number.........and your good...make a couple jokes, tasteful jokes, and go straight for the #.......

Spoken Word

08-20-2007, 05:01 PM

^that was actually good advice.. lol
that and be yourself.

it's easy man. if she is single and you are her type, you are halfway there.

Chronisseur

08-20-2007, 05:09 PM

Alright, today I'm gonna practice flirting, so prepare to console my devastated ass when I get home tonight!:D Thanks again everyone!

PS: Higher4hockey; I couldnt pull that up...?(maybe its me?)

rebgirl420

08-20-2007, 05:14 PM

MadSativa

08-20-2007, 10:19 PM

Pick up lines are stupid. There so forced and contrived. Just act like a normal human being. I like guys who are honest, straight to the point, dont play games, and let me know immediently what they are after. If he just comes up to me and is like, "Hey, my names ___. I was just wondering if you wanna hang out sometime. Maybe go to the museum". Id be more than happy to go with him. But if some loser comes up to me like hes some sort of "gangsta" and "playboy" then ill ignore them like they have the plauge.

I wish more girls were like u cause here tht totaly doesnt work. Here you have to play em and set em up and then real em in then after all that you can try to get to know em, and here the girls use pick up lines all the time too. But I agree the pick up line is lame unless its not a pick up line at all but into to the coversation. But any girl who can come up to me and tell me a line well she deservs a drink or a muffin or somethin.

Quinn The Eskimo

08-20-2007, 10:38 PM

Yeah dude I have some pretty good advice, never ever use pick up lines. The best thing you can say is, "hello, my name is (your name)" and start a conversation.

psteve

08-20-2007, 10:49 PM

Are you going to eat that pickle?:)

No... Not that pickle!;)

Veratyr Star

08-21-2007, 08:46 AM

Lots of good advice is being is in this thread. I'vve ha dto delte and retype sooo many times that I've stopped doin it. I'm so fdrunk. I love this site;. Good adivse on this thread fasho.

Chronisseur

08-21-2007, 02:18 PM

stinkyattic

08-21-2007, 02:25 PM

chron you are too cute. omg. the hose-soak test is a good one- if she takes it with good humor, she's worth dating...

maik

08-21-2007, 02:45 PM

Man, I just read this post, and what I will begin is some excellent advice. Then I will explain why this advice is valuable.

You need to get a better job. Gas attendant is not so good. Most girls do not want to say to each other, my bf works at pump n' go. Something with a bit more status is a move in a positive direction.

The two worst pickup lines, or introduction lines are the following two, and neither is better od worse than the other:

Would you like fries with that?

Regular or premium?

In a human behavior experiment, more than 1000 girls and women, from 18 to 30 were asked to rate photographs of men dressed different ways. Some of the men were in several pictures dressed different ways. The outfit and accessories were found to determine the mate "worthiness" of the photographed male.

The ones in gas pump uniforms, or fast food get-ups came in last. The picture, even of the not-so-spectacular guy came in way above even the 'hunks" dressed that way.
The most successful outfit was the navy blue blazer/sportcoat with a white button-up shirt, comfortable looking jeans, nice (not expensive, necessarily) metal watch, and a solid color tie (not so necessary).

You CAN BE this guy, without "selling out".

Give the man your pink slip.

Chronisseur

08-21-2007, 03:07 PM

Dank you very much Stinky, you're one of the only people that can really make ME smile over a computer!:D

Maik: I appreciate your words, but I'm only gonna be at that place till I get my license back, and return to the insurance buisness. Do to being 1 pt. over a breathtest, they took my license which has cost me roughly 70-75 k already this year in lost wages.:wtf:

spliffstar22

08-21-2007, 03:28 PM

Bluntastic

08-21-2007, 10:32 PM

if u were a booger id pick ud first.

works everytime ;p

BabyFacedAbortion

08-21-2007, 11:51 PM

^^ that's amazing. LOL

I don't know what's so wrong about a) getting numbers at your job and b) working at a gas station.

I always check boys out when I get gas.

BUT

How old are, hon?

I mean if you're anywhere between 18-25 it's not that bad, but obviously the older you get, the worse it is. Lol.

Chronisseur

08-22-2007, 03:15 AM

24 (...and I'm an Insurance agent again in another month or two!) ch-ching ch-ching:D

BabyFacedAbortion

08-22-2007, 03:18 AM

that's totally cool, hon. It's a temp. job so have fun!

Chronisseur

08-22-2007, 03:40 AM

have fun!

Always dear, ALWAYS for I am the Cheeky one!:D
I really must say that my life is more fun sometimes than an amusement park full of naked women!:jointsmile:

MadSativa

08-22-2007, 03:50 AM

So yeah, Here I am, outside at work hosin some stuff down when a car FULL of girls pull up. I'm talkin to one for like five mins and right before I move in for the kill, I dropped the hose on its handle and soaked the two of us!:wtf:

....I'm such a loser:D

Dude your a genius and dont even know it that was perfect, you could have said come on in well get you dry or come on in well get those cloths off or you could have said ahh ssaorry you can get me wet now, you could have said damn Im sorry but your just to hott, or you could have said even the water knew your on fire, or youcould have said Im such a klutts can I dry you off, Or you could have said since were already wet?? Or you could have said ahhh i could go on all night but your doing good main and the girlys seem to like you so I dont think you have to worrie your on your way now just treat em right

ghosty

08-22-2007, 05:19 AM

lol... yeah man that was a prime opportunity if she took it well...

MadSativa

08-22-2007, 05:32 AM

huh as long as she didnt start slapping or cussing you out at first then pounce on that and get in that

GraziLovesMary

08-22-2007, 09:10 AM

^^That's a bitch man, but dont try getting numbers workin at a gag n go, cause it most likely wont happen, just wherever you are, at the mall, in the convenience, in a park, walkin down the street, driving by a cute girl, you know, anywhere, anytime, have yourself ready, and prepared..Girls are everywhere, you just gotta find the right ones, and it's not too hard......

I dunno what youre talkin about.... I can talk to and pick up girls no matter where I work, how Im dressed, how dirty I am... whatever.. Its just as easy if not easier than when Im all dressed and fresh.

Veratyr Star

08-22-2007, 10:49 AM

grazi you are nuts

Reefer Rogue

08-22-2007, 12:44 PM

Chronisseur

08-22-2007, 02:24 PM

As soon as you stop trying you will succeed. Find contentment in life and live without the NEED for women, then you shall achieve your goal. Stop rationalizing and act, go out and experiance, keep trying til you get what you want, if one convienient store is closed and you want a lighter to burn a bowl, you're going to find one that's open. Stop thinking and just BE

Thats very good advice!

Grazi was kinda right too about it being easier to pick up girls from my job. I think alot of times women get intimidated by me when Im dressed nice, so I think it makes them feel more comfortable with me in dirty clothes!

Thank you all for your responses!

psteve

08-22-2007, 05:03 PM

I dunno what youre talkin about.... I can talk to and pick up girls no matter where I work, how Im dressed, how dirty I am... whatever.. Its just as easy if not easier than when Im all dressed and fresh.
True.

Chronisseur

08-22-2007, 05:23 PM

True.

WOW! :DPSTEVE, Thanks for the in depth analysis! I really just want to thank you for all the research and time you've spent developing such an analytical perspective. Truely ingenious!;)

...now cerialistically, your a funny dude! Did you think this was the word association thread?:D

psteve

08-22-2007, 06:18 PM

WOW! :DPSTEVE, Thanks for the in depth analysis! I really just want to thank you for all the research and time you've spent developing such an analytical perspective. Truely ingenious!;)

...now cerialistically, your a funny dude! Did you think this was the word association thread?:D
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???

420MissHighTimes420

08-22-2007, 06:30 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???

nice psteve! :thumbsup:
pick up lines are pathetic and make me roll my eyes, so dont use them unless ur idea is "hey how are you" "or you look beautiful can i have your name?" lol
and confidence is key .. .take grazil for example hes so confident he made me want him through a computer screen! and that says a lot comming from agirl who hates computers :computerlove1: LOL

GraziLovesMary

08-22-2007, 07:09 PM

nice psteve! :thumbsup:
pick up lines are pathetic and make me roll my eyes, so dont use them unless ur idea is "hey how are you" "or you look beautiful can i have your name?" lol
and confidence is key .. .take grazil for example hes so confident he made me want him through a computer screen! and that says a lot comming from agirl who hates computers :computerlove1: LOL

:D :D

bcgirl

08-22-2007, 07:44 PM

I would have to say that the BEST pick up line ever used on me was..... "HI, My name is ..... how are you?" that starts a conversation and you dont look like an idiot for saying something cheesy...... :)

Chronisseur

08-22-2007, 10:37 PM

Psteve, you are a true building block to the wonderful character of this site:thumbsup:

.....still lmao:D

...and 4 all: I KNOW PICKUP LINES SUCK! ...bad title, I'm sorry

GraziLovesMary

08-23-2007, 08:34 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.

What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.

WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!

Is that enough 'depth' for you???

How bout "I just ate 2 and a half pounds of Dinty Moore Beef Stew?"...... ugh.... definitely not a pick up line, but...... soooo.. what I just did.... after drinkin the hell out of a 1gal pitcher of Blue Moon at the bar... damn..... I still think thats amazing that I ate two and a half pounds of beef stew in a matter of minutes.

Like.. 4.

God damn... My tummy feels full..

420MissHighTimes420

08-23-2007, 02:47 PM

^^mmmmmm i make the best beff stewww! loves it
but blue moon? is it just me or does it taste like liquid celery?

GraziLovesMary

08-23-2007, 06:13 PM

^^Hmmm... I dont think liquid celery is the impression I got :p Just tastes like a honey wheat beer brewed Belgian style with orange and coriander :D hehe..

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... homemade beef stew.... much better than a 2.5lb can of stew lmao....... gotta love a woman that can make a good beef stew!

psteve

08-23-2007, 06:30 PM

So I talked to my equal last night about this thread. She asked why I didn't mention the line that made her want to know me. I asked what line she was talking about, and it wasn't a line at all...

When we met, it was late at night, in the Melkweg in Amsterdam. I offered to smoke with her, and we hung out and talked through half the show. After the show ended, she gave me her # and said we should get together again the next day.
I was supposed to go to my dad's place in Den Haag the next day, but I called him and rescheduled for the following day, so I could meet her again.
So we met, and she asked about my plans, and I told her what I had told my dad, about why I was going to be a day late...

When I was about ten years old, my dad sat me down, and said... "Son, as you go through life, try not to do anything that you know you will regret".
I reminded him of what he had said, and told him, "If I don't meet her again, I'll regret it for the rest of my life"
She thought it was the best line ever, but it was just the honest truth.

jessem98

08-23-2007, 06:46 PM

this thread is exactly the reason why no girls are going for you man. like i saw earlier, just live and be. it works for me.

psteve

08-24-2007, 05:31 AM

"Are you sure you don't want that pickle?"

Dave Byrd

08-24-2007, 05:42 AM

"Are you going to finish those fries?"

This one never fails to work on my wife. That is, I usually get her remaining French fries even if I don't get to enjoy her company in other ways.

birdgirl73

08-24-2007, 05:52 AM

^^ Sex or fried potatoes. I know that's a tough choice for you, honey.

FakeBoobsRule

08-24-2007, 09:47 AM

BCgirl beat me to it, that is all I use, "Hi, my name is 'FBR,' what's yours?" Works great. Every once in a while if I'm not sure that she is alone I might say "Will your boyfriend mind if I talk to you?" and the answer is usually "No, I don't have a boyfriend," but that can be a lie sometimes when you run into cheaters!

Kai as a kite

08-24-2007, 12:23 PM

To be honest, I've gone through quite a bit of experimentation on this myself. I've found that just trying to strike conversation about something and going with it is a good way to meet people. I've even used a line where I went up to a girl I wanted to talk to and asked her if she went to my same high school, because she looked really familiar. She'll say no, but somehow you can sneak a conversation in there. Good shit.

Chronisseur

08-24-2007, 05:05 PM

this thread is exactly the reason why no girls are going for you man. like i saw earlier, just live and be. it works for me.

This is one of the shittiest posts in ANY of my threads.

1.) This thread is my problem? NO.

2.) No girls? Again, not true.

3.) You ALREADY saw what you wanted to say? Why post it again?

4.) Live and be? No thanks, I'm PROACTIVE (not the cream!)

5.) It works for YOU, so it works?.......NO.

jessem98

08-24-2007, 05:19 PM

This is one of the shittiest posts in ANY of my threads.

1.) This thread is my problem? NO.

2.) No girls? Again, not true.

3.) You ALREADY saw what you wanted to say? Why post it again?

4.) Live and be? No thanks, I'm PROACTIVE (not the cream!)

5.) It works for YOU, so it works?.......NO.

i cant say that you dont have any girls, but i can say that you have very few if you are resorting to the internet my friend. Your proactive? thats great dude!

to answer question 3: maybe if you see that other people agree with other peoples posts then that just solidifies the point, showing it works for more then the person who originally brought it up.

next time ill know better and just tell you what you want to hear, god.

oh btw i can send you some more sites that tell you how much of a ladies man you are, you seem to trust them so i gather you know what you are doing...

you proactive ladies man you

Chronisseur

08-24-2007, 05:39 PM

LMAO:D

Whatever dude! Sorry I came off like such an unappreciative prick, but seriously, look at the context of your post. I'm in a much better mood now as I burned some kill Bill, but that still just sounds really condescending to me. And like I said, "to ME". Was it meant that way? I dont know. Anyways, I've really got no problem with you at all, you're probably a cool cat but that post still sucked and I spoke up. Hope we're over it:D

I also want to make clear that I'm not in need of "girls".
I am very picky, and am moreso trying to find ways to meet classy women.(go head, laugh)Where Im from the girls are abundant, but the ladies are scarce, and I'm not willing to comprimise my desires to avoid loneliness.