New smoker need help...

[Greenflake]

Ok I've never smoked bud before. My friends do, my mom says she does but has quit when she got her job. I know many facts have seen it smoked I really want to smoke but just kinda wanna keep it to my self if i wanna smoke. Is there any real good ways to keep it so i dont really looked BLAZED out of my mind? Some my friends arn't smartest people and a bunch of beggers. Not worried about smell. I got money just need to find how to cover up the look like body high. I have Rhoto V's or watever there called.
Thank ya for help:cool::pimp:

[FakeBoobsRule]

2 big things to worry about are the smell and red eyes. Use a redness relieving eye drop before you smoke and try to keep the smell off of you (like not smoking in confined spaces) in addition to covering it up from using perfume or colgne to washing your hands well to what is one your breath. Next, if you are a new smoker you will need to try to keep from giving yourself by not getting so high that you make a babbling fool out of yourself. Everything in moderation! Finally, don't forget it is illegal for most people so don't get caught by the law. This is a surefire way of giving yourself away.

Storage is another concern as some marijuana can have a very strong smell without even being burned. Don't forget about your paraphernalia either.

[Greenflake]

Another question, I really dont want to make a fool out of myself is there a way to not choke out? I know slow drags drink water but is there like anything in particular that really helps? Cough Syrup before hand? lol

[mfqr]

Good information, FakeBoobsRule. +rep.

Is there a way to not choke and cough up a lung? Sure, just inhale as deeply as possible when you take a hit. I noticed, at least with myself, that when you inhale as deep as possible and as quick as possible, the smoke goes down too quickly to make you cough. That's just me, but you can try and see if it works for you, too. Also, bigger hits will have a bigger potential for making you cough your lungs out. But don't worry, I cough, and nobody thinks you're a fool for it. I've seen people who have been smoking for 10 years who still cough. Don't worry about it.

As for not making a fool out of yourself in other ways, just make sure not to smoke too much on your first time. If it's high quality sinsemilla, make sure to only take one hit, then feel it out. Then if you're not as high as you'd like to be, take another hit, and feel it out. And so on...
This way if you decide that you don't like the feeling it produces, you've limited the feeling.

Paranoia can make you look like a fool. Just know that any paranoia is all in your head, and that you didn't smoke weed to freak out and be a total wreck. It's for fun, right?!

Anyway, take care. Hope your first session goes well, my man.

Later :thumbsup:

[Unknownfigure]

In under any circumstance, DO NOT ACT SCARED. Because then, you'll start to panic and begin to talk out of control, and then it will be painfully obvious you are blown out of your mind (you might even start repeating that, making it more obvious) If you think anything bad is going to happen, just think: It was just weed. It's never killed anyone, all this is normal.

But, I suggest you smoke with SOMEONE, preferably someone that can be funny, because then you are pretty much guaranteed to have a good time! Then, you can laugh and shit, and be more social, etc. In my opinion, if you got high and didn't laugh atleast a little bit or didn't really have a good time, that was a waste of weed (unless it's medicine for you, in that case, smoke all day every day no matter what) And that is the reason I don't smoke EVERY day, plus it's easier on my stash anyway.


Just have a good time and don't worry about it too much, since everyone around you seems so accustomed to the effects and smells of the ganja, they probably won't even notice unless you are acting out of the norm.

[mfqr]

By the way, Unknownfigure, I really like your sig.

[Unknownfigure]

Thanks. One of my favorite songs, "Something about Mary"

[theamazingkane]

Smoking with someone who's cool youir first time would be really beneficial to the whole experience, because they can kinda guide you through what you might be feeling and they'll help prevent paranoia from creeping in.

plus, repeating what everyone else has said about coughing:
Caughing doesn't make you a newbie at all, I've been smoking frequently and I smoke about a pack of unfiltered cigs a day, and I still cough my lungs out whenever I smoke a good joint or bong.

[Taje]

you can do what everybody said before me ....or you could go a and by 2 packs of red cigarettes and smoke them away after that you wont cough anymore

[Silent Wolf]

Another question, I really dont want to make a fool out of myself is there a way to not choke out? I know slow drags drink water but is there like anything in particular that really helps? Cough Syrup before hand? lolThere's no shame in coughing, it just means your human. Anyway, i do find that spliffs make me cough more than smoking from my bong. I suppose it's because your breathing in unfiltered smoke.

[CaptainDank]

try hitting an ice bong, they give really smooth nice hits. also, use redness reliever, eat osmething and spray axe or cologne.

[GreenGiant07]

Eyedrops are your friends

Carry Axe bodyspray at all times

Try not to blaze in confined spaces

Wash your hands or try to air out for 5-10mins

And prob'ly the most important thing, try it your first few times in a controlled environment (I.E when parents are home and you got 2-3 buddies with ya) cause your first few times, you won't know what to expect and how to control the signs your baked. :rastasmoke:

[giggy]

this is what I recommend: invest in a nice bottle of Triple Action Visine (pink label) good stuff, refreshes the eyes. Next, I would invest in a nice pocket sized bottle of hand sanitizer. This stuff works like a charm, you can keep it in your car or in your pocket. I refer to it as "the freshness" because well...it makes you nice and fresh ;)

getting blazed for the first couple times and being able to hold intelligent onversations with somebody whose not high and also whom you do not want to know you are high...well it takes practice and concentration lol. for example: your parents calling you out or surprisingly you while high wanting to know how your day went...dont bug yourself out and just enjoy the fact that youre blazed and those around are not and have no clue that you are :thumbsup:

also, if youre looking for a nice cologne that is not obvious or over potent and again is fresh as hell and might even get you laid, invest in a nice bottle of Lacoste (light green bottle) this stuff is so fresh you can spray it on your finger tips as well as your body and it mainly acts as a spritzer so it's not too strong where you attract attention but keeps you fresh. prepare for compliments when wearing. deny its you and act as if its your normal aroma.

youre going to smell like pot or smoke if you 1) smoke blunts, or smoke in a enclosed room or car. either crack the windows or have a fan going.

[blazin tommy]

the man above me has some good advice. If you are worried about smell, definitely crack the windows and get a nice air flow (unless doing tricks, my favorite:) )

One of the things i do is when im just with some buddies, i will take off my shirt, and smoke shirtless, which keeps my shirt smelling fresh.

To keep the eyes clear, i suggest buying a bottle of Visine LR ( Long Lasting Redness Relief, yellow label) Put one drop in both eyes RIGHT before you smoke, then if you still need some, put in some more drops afterwards.

like the amazing kane said, i smoke weed every day, and i still hack as shit when i take huge rips. Coughing is natural, just let it out, then grab some water.

Another tip: If you are going to drink cold water to soothe your throat, why not grab an orange soda, or something delicious instead of water.