New smoker need help...

[Greenflake]

Ok I've never smoked bud before. My friends do, my mom says she does but has quit when she got her job. I know many facts have seen it smoked I really want to smoke but just kinda wanna keep it to my self if i wanna smoke. Is there any real good ways to keep it so i dont really looked BLAZED out of my mind? Some my friends arn't smartest people and a bunch of beggers. Not worried about smell. I got money just need to find how to cover up the look like body high. I have Rhoto V's or watever there called.
Thank ya for helpimp:

Greenflake Reviewed by Greenflake on 08-15-2007. New smoker need help... Ok I've never smoked bud before. My friends do, my mom says she does but has quit when she got her job. I know many facts have seen it smoked I really want to smoke but just kinda wanna keep it to my self if i wanna smoke. Is there any real good ways to keep it so i dont really looked BLAZED out of my mind? Some my friends arn't smartest people and a bunch of beggers. Not worried about smell. I got money just need to find how to cover up the look like body high. I have Rhoto V's or watever Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

2 big things to worry about are the smell and red eyes. Use a redness relieving eye drop before you smoke and try to keep the smell off of you (like not smoking in confined spaces) in addition to covering it up from using perfume or colgne to washing your hands well to what is one your breath. Next, if you are a new smoker you will need to try to keep from giving yourself by not getting so high that you make a babbling fool out of yourself. Everything in moderation! Finally, don't forget it is illegal for most people so don't get caught by the law. This is a surefire way of giving yourself away.

Storage is another concern as some marijuana can have a very strong smell without even being burned. Don't forget about your paraphernalia either.

[Greenflake]

Another question, I really dont want to make a fool out of myself is there a way to not choke out? I know slow drags drink water but is there like anything in particular that really helps? Cough Syrup before hand? lol

[mfqr]

Good information, FakeBoobsRule. +rep.

Is there a way to not choke and cough up a lung? Sure, just inhale as deeply as possible when you take a hit. I noticed, at least with myself, that when you inhale as deep as possible and as quick as possible, the smoke goes down too quickly to make you cough. That's just me, but you can try and see if it works for you, too. Also, bigger hits will have a bigger potential for making you cough your lungs out. But don't worry, I cough, and nobody thinks you're a fool for it. I've seen people who have been smoking for 10 years who still cough. Don't worry about it.

As for not making a fool out of yourself in other ways, just make sure not to smoke too much on your first time. If it's high quality sinsemilla, make sure to only take one hit, then feel it out. Then if you're not as high as you'd like to be, take another hit, and feel it out. And so on...
This way if you decide that you don't like the feeling it produces, you've limited the feeling.

Paranoia can make you look like a fool. Just know that any paranoia is all in your head, and that you didn't smoke weed to freak out and be a total wreck. It's for fun, right?!

Anyway, take care. Hope your first session goes well, my man.

Later :thumbsup:

[Unknownfigure]

In under any circumstance, DO NOT ACT SCARED. Because then, you'll start to panic and begin to talk out of control, and then it will be painfully obvious you are blown out of your mind (you might even start repeating that, making it more obvious) If you think anything bad is going to happen, just think: It was just weed. It's never killed anyone, all this is normal.

But, I suggest you smoke with SOMEONE, preferably someone that can be funny, because then you are pretty much guaranteed to have a good time! Then, you can laugh and shit, and be more social, etc. In my opinion, if you got high and didn't laugh atleast a little bit or didn't really have a good time, that was a waste of weed (unless it's medicine for you, in that case, smoke all day every day no matter what) And that is the reason I don't smoke EVERY day, plus it's easier on my stash anyway.


Just have a good time and don't worry about it too much, since everyone around you seems so accustomed to the effects and smells of the ganja, they probably won't even notice unless you are acting out of the norm.

[mfqr]

By the way, Unknownfigure, I really like your sig.

[Unknownfigure]

Thanks. One of my favorite songs, "Something about Mary"

[theamazingkane]

Smoking with someone who's cool youir first time would be really beneficial to the whole experience, because they can kinda guide you through what you might be feeling and they'll help prevent paranoia from creeping in.

plus, repeating what everyone else has said about coughing:
Caughing doesn't make you a newbie at all, I've been smoking frequently and I smoke about a pack of unfiltered cigs a day, and I still cough my lungs out whenever I smoke a good joint or bong.

[Taje]

you can do what everybody said before me ....or you could go a and by 2 packs of red cigarettes and smoke them away after that you wont cough anymore

[Silent Wolf]

Another question, I really dont want to make a fool out of myself is there a way to not choke out? I know slow drags drink water but is there like anything in particular that really helps? Cough Syrup before hand? lol

There's no shame in coughing, it just means your human. Anyway, i do find that spliffs make me cough more than smoking from my bong. I suppose it's because your breathing in unfiltered smoke.