Talking to dealers on the phone?

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Hey all,

I was hoping to get some advice on how to talk to dealers on the phone. I definitely don't want to say anything incriminating that would piss them off, considering I live near the NSA and I hear that they train people to wiretap by listening to people's conversations in the area. I certainly wouldn't want to say a certain word and have my phone line flagged.

So my dealer friend usually sells anything from mids and KB to heads, depending on what he could get his hands on. How would I go about asking him what he has in stock and the price?

Honestly, I'm just trying to not be the asshole that dealers hate because my words make them paranoid.

thanks :D

[jaGerbom]

set up something to say with your dealer. I always say hey dude you got any muffins? he says yeah blueberry muffins (nice) then i say can i get 20 dollars worth? He says yeah come by in 10 minutes and thats it.

[CheebaMan]

20 dollars worth must be a shitload of muffins

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Well the reason I'm asking is cuz I'm about to call, so I can't really set anything up :p

And I definitely want to avoid using the word "AK-47" in the conversation.. I don't want the department of homeland security shoving a microscope up my ass.

But yes.. I want to know if he still has AK-47.

[jaGerbom]

i need the status on your alpha koolaid four seven

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

hahahahahahhahahahah

I doubt he'd have any idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

[jaGerbom]

lol yeah well on a more serious note. just ask if he can hangout.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i hate it when my dealer makes me ask him for 7 grams of CD's. i'm like 'okay any cop who knows what he is doing would understand that by CD's we are talking about drugs'. he's too paranoid he's a fucking dick sometimes cause he thinks he's a hustler.

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Yeah that's what I usually do :pI'm just trying to find a way to ask him on the phone since he kinda lives 25 minutes away.
What's a good way to ask if he has heads without just saying "Yo you got heads?"

[jaGerbom]

whats the status of your harold ebert alpha dog sampson's?

EDIT: i just realized alpha dog is the name of a pretty decent movie.

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

hahahahhaa god dammit

[king of the world]

i need the status on your alpha koolaid four seven

lol

[sOcK3y3]

Dont be lazy (i know.... its the weed!!:rasta:)

I always call my guys, and meet them for coffee. Anyone who would do less in my opinion are not people I wish to deal with. Or, I call and arrange in person meetings.

Dont be lazy like I said, otherwise you might find yourself lazy while locked down.

[burnable]

I guess if you wanted to know about ak-47, you could ask about Andrei Kirelenko , and how he's number 47 on the Utah Jazz. he might get the code. then after the context is established, you could even say ak-47 cuz that's the guy's nickname

[jaGerbom]

That could also work.

[ganjzilla]

i normally jus call my dude and ask him if hes busy later in the day and do my shits in person, i mean most the dudes i go thru i hang out with alot anyways...not worth getting popped over some dumbshit

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

The only reason its a problem for me is cuz I don't drive, so I usually hafta get one of my friends to drive me and they want to know what he's got before they drive up that far.

[blowinsmoke]

sucks you gotta talk in code like that, i just call my guy and tell him how much weed i want and its set.

[bluntblaze]

just say. "you still got that same stuff"

[FakeBoobsRule]

Ask him if his Russian friend is still in town and if you can all get together.

[TallCoolOne]

you fellows interested in purchasing some mary jane? LOL

[sam44]

Whats the big deal?

You're way too paranoid

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

I'm not the paranoid one, its my dealer friends who are paranoid when I've talked to them on the phone. So I'm just trying to get better at it haha

[Chongzbongz]

I would just ask him/her whats good.
If he/she says pretty good. you know its prob 90-100 a half
180-200 an ounce. Im not sure the prices in your area but im payin 2 bills for decent chron.

[JointNo1]

i didnt read any other post but down here in atlanta ussually all use the same lingo on phone if you want a nick you say let me get 1 from you or sometimes i'll joke around and say one on da menu , dime say you want 2 from him. also for like qaurters we either say vick's (hint micheal vick #7=7gs) or just 7 for a half some people say halftime or some weird shit. idk thats the only phone lingo i kno. also if im talking to friends we say do, do = deew = weed spelled weed backwards so we all no what one is talking about.

do da deew :thumbsup:

[Diary of a Madman]

Me: You straight?

Mr. X: yep

Me: You feel like chillin?

Mr. X: Sure

Me: I'll be over in 30

Most people would get the hint no matter what you said.

"Hey, are you blowing your grandma tonight"?
"you feel like tossin' the moons salad"?

unless of course you are trying to meet this person in a Hardee's parking lot with an exact amount you have to pre-specify, in which case you are going to jail soon anyways.

[jaGerbom]

blowing your grandma....thats just plain messed up and has no hint at asking for weed at all lol.

[Chongzbongz]

Hahahahaha. Thats the funniest shit yet.

[jaGerbom]

yeah that thing about the grandma and his avatar just makes me wonder what kind of guy "diary of a madman" really is.

[Chongzbongz]

Lol yea.
Hes emo.
And wants to blow his grandma.

[Coolstoner]

I would just call my dealer and ask him/her if its ok to swing by and if they got dope... then they will say come on over. If they are out... they would say not today and they would let me know which day to stop by. It simple as that. That way.. I dont have to mention "weed" over the phone.

[snowblind]

why dont you just ask him if you can buy a automatic asuualt rifle commonly used by terrorists.

lol

[Chongzbongz]

why dont you just ask him if you can buy a automatic asuualt rifle commonly used by terrorists.

lol

Lmao.
Niceeeee.

[SourDieselChick]

just be like hey man you good? thats what my boyfriend says lol

[rocktheganj]

dude just say muffins. he'll know what you're talking about if he's ever made a deal.

and say the same kind i got last time if you want the same stuff you bought last time. its that easy. i just call it cake im like dude do you got any cake? and hes like sure. how much? and i'm just like oh just the usual wedding cake, probly just about a quarter sized-cake. so just say 25 muffins or something.

[jaGerbom]

lol the muffins never fail

[snowblind]

when i was at uni, a flatmate of a mate, who was the nicest lad ever, a bit too nivce if you get my drift, but nieve as fuck wanted to get some weed. i foolishly let him use my phone to ring my dealer. they where shitty asians who drove around in a taxi and delivered. shit weed but always had it anytime.
we used to just ring up and be like you dude i need a £20 ride from . . . and they'd come pick you up sort out and it was all good.
anyway jim rings up and says. word for word i swear
hello sir
i would like to buy £20 of marajauna please
i imagine they freaked
then he repleated yes £20 of marajauna please
then they hung up

it took me ages to convice them i wasn't the feds

lesson learnt never lend you phone

[wannabehippiegirl]

when i was at uni, a flatmate of a mate, who was the nicest lad ever, a bit too nivce if you get my drift, but nieve as fuck wanted to get some weed. i foolishly let him use my phone to ring my dealer. they where shitty asians who drove around in a taxi and delivered. shit weed but always had it anytime.
we used to just ring up and be like you dude i need a £20 ride from . . . and they'd come pick you up sort out and it was all good.
anyway jim rings up and says. word for word i swear
hello sir
i would like to buy £20 of marajauna please
i imagine they freaked
then he repleated yes £20 of marajauna please
then they hung up

it took me ages to convice them i wasn't the feds

lesson learnt never lend you phone
awww that sucks
funny story thought

[O. G. ganja smoker]

i would tell him "aye man u got any of that AK left"

[snowblind]

yeah it made me piss, i was there at the time laughing my tits off.

till i remembered it was my fone

bless him, he checked himself into a pysc ward at the local hospital not long after

when he got out he was obsessing over the nurse who was really nice to him

he got her address and phone number.......somehow

thats when we stopped going round

[CheebaMan]

"Yo you got heads?"

If your mom heard that

[farmerjz]

i need the status on your alpha koolaid four seven
Man that was fast LOL:thumbsup: