Ammie
01-14-2005, 02:36 AM
21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2 I believe that dancing with my arms overhead
and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is
truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
ass and honestly believe I could do it, too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look
more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was
just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit
hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that
I love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due
to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th
grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing,
stand on a table and sing or dance becomes
strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open
on their own so I keep them half closed and think
it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become
really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated
me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just
because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen (or bathroom!) floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down
when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor wherever
I happen to be standing and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button
fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the
bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's
their fault that I'm having problems walking
straight.
21. I start believing that everyone in the room
wants to see my boobs.
I will admit I do a few of these :o
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2 I believe that dancing with my arms overhead
and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is
truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
ass and honestly believe I could do it, too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look
more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was
just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which
I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit
hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that
I love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due
to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th
grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing,
stand on a table and sing or dance becomes
strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open
on their own so I keep them half closed and think
it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become
really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated
me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just
because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen (or bathroom!) floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down
when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor wherever
I happen to be standing and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button
fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the
bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's
their fault that I'm having problems walking
straight.
21. I start believing that everyone in the room
wants to see my boobs.
I will admit I do a few of these :o