ok ladies how many of u do any of these

[Ammie]

21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...



1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.



2 I believe that dancing with my arms overhead

and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is

truly the sexiest dance move around.



3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's

ass and honestly believe I could do it, too.



4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look

more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was

just four hours ago.



5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which

I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit

hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.



6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that

I love them sooooo much.


7. There are less than three hours before I'm due

to start work.


8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek

sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th

grade teacher.


10. The urge to take off articles of clothing,

stand on a table and sing or dance becomes

strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open

on their own so I keep them half closed and think

it looks exotically sexy.


12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become

really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated

me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just

because I can no longer taste the gin.


14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels

strangely like the kitchen (or bathroom!) floor.


15. I start every conversation with a booming,

"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."


16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down

when I sit on it.


17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down

moves.


18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor wherever

I happen to be standing and take a quick nap.


19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button

fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the

bathroom away from my drink.


20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's

their fault that I'm having problems walking

straight.

21. I start believing that everyone in the room

wants to see my boobs.








I will admit I do a few of these

Ammie Reviewed by Ammie on 01-14-2005. ok ladies how many of u do any of these 21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT... 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2 I believe that dancing with my arms overhead Rating: 5

[kuulbns]

Lmao Ammie! Cute

[Ammie]

MAMA u know u do sum of them too

[LilRedDevil]

Okay I may have done a few, only once I really like .......
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

And HATE when girls do this, mostly I mean cry! Uggg if your in a bar and you need to cry...go home! - # 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that , I love them sooooo much!

[BOgart.bitch]

i do more of those than id like to admit lol

[LilRedDevil]

Me to Bogart ~lol~ Yikes!

[maryjanemama]

I have done 2-4 so many times, I'd like to forget them all! Why does eyeliner do that? And 9-10, oh yeah! Once, when a band was playing at my favorite bar, I pushed the guitar player out of the way, took his mike from the stand, and sang "Mr. Jones" by the Counting Crows. My friends all laughed at me, the band just kept playing and I think the guitar player thought he was gonna get lucky.

Another time, my drunk friends and I carried on so hard in the bathroom we actually broke the door to the stall. I have no idea what we were doing in there. And I always, always think I can fight anybody when I'm drunk, when I'd be lucky to punch my way out of a wet paper bag. All this has led to me not drinking nearly as much as I used to.

[maryjanemama]

Oh, yeah, and why do so many losers become so cute after 5 rum and cokes? I'm always like, "HE'S SOOOOOO HOT!!!!" How embarressing.

[robert42]

i do that and im a man :|

i have serious issues lol

[Dreadmantic]

Yea but the worst is when you wake up next to the nerd OR they get pictures of you with like...one tit hanging out and your thong showing. That was me, yikes.