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deadfan420
07-23-2007, 07:22 PM
Id set up a department of stoners to overlook the proper marijuana distribution throughout the united states so everyone can get stoned as much as they want, and its not only legal, but encouraged. hahahahaha yeah Im pretty baked right now.
What would ya'll do if you were president?
Quinn The Eskimo
07-23-2007, 07:38 PM
"If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday."
If I was president I'd lower the government's involvement in peoples lives, I'd say that if your not harming anyone else then you can do whatever you like.
RedLocks
07-23-2007, 07:39 PM
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.
Quinn The Eskimo
07-23-2007, 07:49 PM
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.
Lol, beat you to it. Wyclef Jean is the shit
4gan2ja0
07-23-2007, 07:50 PM
id be prime minister:jointsmile:
uhh first legalize the green
secondly get me some munchies
then who the fuck cares? everyone will be stoned
Rutherford The Brave
07-23-2007, 07:51 PM
Id be elected on friday
Assassinated on saturday
Buried on sunday
deadfan420
07-23-2007, 07:55 PM
id be prime minister:jointsmile:
uhh first legalize the green
secondly get me some munchies
then who the fuck cares? everyone will be stoned
Hahahaha I like your answer the best so far. hahahaha yes everyone would be stoned and we'd all just chill and write things down.
RedLocks
07-23-2007, 10:47 PM
Lol, beat you to it. Wyclef Jean is the shit
ROFL... 3 identical posts within 3 minute period heh :thumbsup:
Juggnoxalo
07-23-2007, 10:54 PM
id be prime minister:jointsmile:
uhh first legalize the green
secondly get me some munchies
then who the fuck cares? everyone will be stonedI would just hope that everyone didn't turn into a lazy slob and give up on what they're doing. If that happened then the economy would turn to shit. So you do need to care.
If I was president I would legalize marijuana. You could go to the gas station and pick up a pack of Marlboro Green Thumbs.
4gan2ja0
07-23-2007, 11:12 PM
with legal mj up here, tourism would be booming, tax money would bring up the economy, nothing bad would come from it. look at this site, are all of us lazy stoners? no, and those that are were probably lazy before they toked. so i think as cannacom, i should be your fearless leader:jointsmile:
onequestion
07-23-2007, 11:19 PM
I would bring back the constitution, get rid of the federal reserve, get rid of every unconstitutional law ever made (meaning i would make every drug legal), get religion out of our government, stop supporting Israel, get outta iraq, kick out every corrupt person i the white house, and make every hot girl in the world my first lady.
onequestion
07-23-2007, 11:19 PM
And make a preidential grow field just for me.
BizzleLuvin
07-23-2007, 11:44 PM
1. allow amnesty for immigrants from all countries.
2. legalize abortion.
3. legalize marijuana while carefully establishing a safe, unprivatized, unionized, accountable means of growing, distributing, and trade to legitimize a profitable business while providing stoners with safe, affordable, potent marijuana free from market and corporate manipulation, but still allowing small growing ops to continue under strict standards to eliminate a black market economy.
4. deprivatize the health care system while creating a means of free, legitimate standard health care for all citizens, employed or not
5. criminalize the ownership of any automatic weapon by citizens, regardless of its purpose
6. concentrate on renewable energy sources such as biodiesel, wood, ethanol, water, etc. and create an emissions standard for scooters and boats
7. eliminate most free trade agreements (NAFTA) by establishing fair trade policies to avoid corporate expliotations of workers across the globe and to save jobs
8. separate completely the church and state
9. eliminate the 'war on drugs' by concentrating on rebailitation and feasable prevention rather than punishment and propaganda and legalizing marijuana
10. avoid bipartisan politics by allowing third party primary election, criminalizing cash grants from corporate interests, covering the progress of third part movements in the media more often, and allowing the introduction of more third parties by reducing the required number of registrars
11. eliminating cap and trade emissions standards for power plants
12. raising the standards on foods imported and exported to ensure the quality of the finished product
13. hold corporations directly accountable
zino11
07-24-2007, 12:28 AM
if i was president i think id be shot! so im good on that lol
BizzleLuvin
07-24-2007, 12:31 AM
also:
14. tax corporations on thier carbon to reduce pollution and dependence on fossil fuels
15. base tax on spending rather than income
cannabis campbell
07-24-2007, 12:33 AM
Interesting thread!
Well you know this is going to be said first things first legalize cannabis.. cant think of anything else at the moment :stoned:
cannabis=freedom
07-24-2007, 12:42 AM
My first act as Prime Minister would be to declare myself Prime Minister for life (because there's no way Canada can go back to having some old corrupt fuck again after they've had the liberal me)...
my second act would be to officially and diplomatically tell the States to go fuck itself, and establish Canadian sovereignty. We've been deepthroating the southern nation's cock for too long.
rayhaha
07-24-2007, 01:16 AM
if i was president, i will sue vice-president if he is pothead.
rayhaha
07-24-2007, 01:23 AM
if i were president, i want to adopt a panda and kick its ass everyday.
juggalette420kb
07-24-2007, 04:27 AM
if i were president i would kill myself cuz i would most likely drive the country to hell. All my ideas are good till im not stoned no more then they dont make sense.
psteve
07-24-2007, 05:51 AM
Inauguration party!!!!
:S5::bigsmoke::joint1::bigsmoke::S5::joint1::S5: :bigsmoke:
twoguysupnorth
07-24-2007, 06:38 PM
canabis= we dont own you guys,and didnt the queen set you free??
Pipe Dreams
07-24-2007, 07:52 PM
"If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday."
Bah, beat me to it
cannabis=freedom
07-24-2007, 08:16 PM
canabis= we dont own you guys,and didnt the queen set you free??
We're not officially American territory, no, but they have a lot of influence over us, most disturbingly the DEA's pressure that keeps us from revamping our drug laws.
twoguysupnorth
07-24-2007, 08:21 PM
i can imagine, there is lots not to like about our own govt. but still....
TheGreenFog
07-24-2007, 09:41 PM
"If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday."
If I was president I'd lower the government's involvement in peoples lives, I'd say that if your not harming anyone else then you can do whatever you like.
First thing I thought too...and since no one has embedded the vid yet....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Green Love
07-25-2007, 09:11 PM
I'd hang myself
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