how to stop sniffer dogs

[oliwog]

alright peps ive been thinking of going to amsterdam to get me some nice green jus for a day trip i would have to go via plane as boat is too long
so i need an idea of how to stop dogs sniffing out any weed i bring back
if anyone is experiencing really shit re-wetted soggy weed here in the uk youll know why im goin
i do grow but i smoke too much an ave to wait for harvest time(too long man)
anyway so ive done a bit of research into how dogs sniff an how smell is transfered etc
i would like o know if anyone has tried this idea:
basically you need to wrap up ya weed real good in clin film or wotever to make sure its airtight an secure it basically involves putting im a bottle of aftershave or something with a really strong smell
now with he weed in the middle securely wrapped the smell shouldnt be able to get throught the aftershave or woteva obviiously for this reason the weed needs to be wrapped like never before
an as long as beforehand the weed is kept well away from the wrapping materials an aftershave bottle it should work but i need to know for sure
has anyone tried this or do ya know if it works

[Ganj]

A dog whistle? They come near, just blow it really hard and scramble their brains a bit. Other than that, you can't really do much to stop a dog's nose. They have over 40,000 more scent receptors in their nose, not to mention an olfactory lobe that is ten times larger than a humans.

[Robb]

Yo man, I have personally considered the same sort of venture and did alot of research as well. Unfortunately the smell is not the only thing you have to worry about. The whole reason behind xray machines is to find the uneven and hidden objects. The bud would show up in the middle of the bottle and they would see it no problem. Or atleast thats what i concluded.

[AtomicBlaze42o]

If there weren't X-Rays, you could put it in bag inside of a thermos with coffee grounds inside. But it's not likely you'll get away with it, Kister it. :thumbsup:

[Ganj]

There are things to purchase in times like these. However, dress nicely and conduct yourself appropriately, if you see the dogs, turn the other way. And goddamn all this national security bullshit. You can't even find a nifty device to sneak things onto planes undetected, for this damned rigged search engine.

[xTorches]

in WWII the jews used to use cocaine to numb the sniffer dogs noses when the nazis searhed for them. theyd load up a napkin with cocaine and put it over the top of like baskets and stuff when transporting things or like before they went into hulls of ships and stuff

[YouAintKnow]

Yeah, I don't think I'd recommend the above.

[tokinsplinter]

you could try putting it in the middle of a container of either peanut butter or hand lotion, both are pretty dense so smell and x-ray might not work thru em.

[sam44]

easy. stick it up your ass, then take a shower. then leave.


no worries. I bet you could fit an oz in there.

[defintion10]

My friends dad packed about 6gs in really small bags and put them on both sides of his mouth. Or at least that's what he said he did.

[Stumps]

ive thought about this too, and i came up with putting your weed in a air tight bag in the middle of a bowl of jello. yes thats right, jello.

fill up a container halfway with jello mix, let it harden, put the weed bag on the middle of the jello's surface, fill the rest of the container up with jello mix, and let it harden.

Maybe you could add strong spices to the jello to overpower any other smells the dog could pick up.

[YouAintKnow]

ive thought about this too, and i came up with putting your weed in a air tight bag in the middle of a bowl of jello. yes thats right, jello.

fill up a container halfway with jello mix, let it harden, put the weed bag on the middle of the jello's surface, fill the rest of the container up with jello mix, and let it harden.

Maybe you could add strong spices to the jello to overpower any other smells the dog could pick up.

Why jello...?

[Ganj]

He didn't want to freeze his peanut butter. I can understand.

[Stumps]

Why jello...? I suppose you could use pudding...














IDK just a suggestion

[clever421]

the smell will seep through and microscopic dust will be on the outside of it and dogs will smell it and nothing can cover the oder of weed to a dog so basically there is no way you will be able to do that if dogs are smelling it unless you use latex gloves and re wrap it like every hour until the smell seeps through what ever you put it in you should watch the video "nevergetbusted" it tells you all about how K9's sniff hope this answers your question

[IthoughtItWasU2]

make your own candle and put the weed inside the candle. like put the weed in a jar and put it in the hot wax.

[thNk.m0rbid]

this might help you.. i got this part of the "article" i seen, wrote by Bong Rip.. and yes he's a real person and that's his real name lol.. he's the leader of the band called "Marijuana The Band" and lives in Cali.. but here's part of the article he wrote in May or June i forget..

Now, lets discuss sending weed via mail. This tends to be tricky. I know of peanut butter jars and vitamin bottles that did not make their destinations. Never use a real return address. I would say to be totaly for sure, the only way to send is by hollowing out a candle and stuffing your buds in that and melt the wax back into place. But other wise a bottle of shampoo or lotion stuffed with baggies might work. Use regular mail, not overnight. Overnight tends to raise red flags. Remember to pack at the last moment possible for fear of smell seapage.

[Ganj]

Yeah, I don't think I'd recommend the above.

But it is the most logical thing to do. If a creature can detect the smell of marijuana, then find something that'll overpower the odor or simply numb their sense.

[LuckyG]

Did anyone else watch Steve-O: Out On Bail? He wraps a couple of grams in a condom and swallows it - in a few days he shits it out and smokes it. If you can swallow something that big and/or don't mind puking blood, you could totally pull it off.

[Bear Grylls]

wrap in baggie, tape to inner thigh. They won't bring out the dogs, and you won't get patted down there. I even went through the bomb detector puff thing with it. Works (at least for domestic travel)

[Reefer Rogue]

Put on latex glovex, put cannabis in plastic baggie as close as you can before leaving. Rub a cat on your bag.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

A friend of mine when going on plane just wrapped a small baggie of weed into his socks, and just left it in his case. He was only going from Scotland to England though, and I wouldn't take the risk of just leaving it wrapped up in socks.

Possibly try the 'in a candle' idea, that could work.

[erkins]

Just get the ferry they don't have x-ray things in either Rotterdam Europort or Ijmouden (Amsterdam) port, I've been over six times in the last 12 months and have only seen a sniffer dog once, I also heard that they (the police and dogs) are only looking for large amounts of currency, as there is a problem with money laundering. Get the ferry from Hull, it's a good night out on the ferry then you can get a coach to either Amsterdam or Rotterdam. (I would just like to take this opportunity to say a have never smuggled illegal substances and never will :hippy:)

[twoguysupnorth]

He didn't want to freeze his peanut butter. I can understand lol
carrying bowls of jello across borders wont raise red flags? lol it would be the first thing that you wouldnt be able to cross with. they are strict with food products, at least here. you were kidding i hope. you will either have to do real small amounts, or take the boat. i wouldnt risk it though. the mail sounds like the best idea, get a post office box so it doesnt go directly to your home.

[TallCoolOne]

Shut up! All of you are going about it aLL WRONG! Just Call Michael Vick! ooo....too soon?

[YouAintKnow]

But it is the most logical thing to do. If a creature can detect the smell of marijuana, then find something that'll overpower the odor or simply numb their sense.

Yea instead of getting busted for weed, get busted for coke.

It would be funny to put it in someone elses bag though.

[oliwog]

right after readin your replies i think ive come to a conclusion i know that the ground coffee idea is useless and doesnt work because of how scent an smell particles are transfered and how dogs smell works
on an thanks to who ever pointed out the xray machines good point man,
i think probably the best way to ensure you dont get busted with it would simply be to mail it back from amsterdam in something like the candle idea or even jam or wotever but really i think its jus too hard at the moment to take stuff on your person an not really worth the risk with all the terrorist shit goin on
safe y'all form the replies

[ZenDennehy]

I find a swift kick to the bollocks sends a dog down pretty quick, try that.

[503Danks]

I would just call it quits and smoke your bud there. People come up with crazy things all the time to smuggle shit (Inside the DEA, DEA Programs, Forensic Sciences, Microgram Bulletins (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/bulletins_index.html) has some awesome examples of how people smuggle drugs and get caught) but with security these days it's a journey to smuggle substances.

[rastaman79]

wrap in baggie, tape to inner thigh. They won't bring out the dogs, and you won't get patted down there. I even went through the bomb detector puff thing with it. Works (at least for domestic travel)

sounds good.i have a mate whos always jetting off there on his own,he always brings a quarter at least back just in a bag in his coat,if he gets stopped(which he never does)he just says he forgot it was there.he has also been sniffed with a q under his insoles and told the gaurds that he had just toked up the last of his supply.he also moulds a big bit of nice hash to his keys so it looks like a key ring.i think an important factor is not to look like a stoner.i got pounced on in cuba,just for having dreads.hope everthing goes to plan.