home test help!!!

[leapold]

well ive got to take a home test once i can pass, then i can do w/e i want, untill then im fucked. so i wanna take this thng, and pass, asap!! now how long would it take me, i smoked every day for like 4 months, to pass it just by drinking a shit load of water to flush out mysystem. and, would i be able to pass in like a week if i just drank alot of water to dilute it? or what? does the home test scan for temp/color/creatine? how does it work, just plz help me pass this thing fast

[Gothen]

Diluting doesn't really do anything until the day of or before the test. Drinking a lot of water on the days before will just make you sick. Anyway, just drink about 64 oz of water on the day of the test and it will dilute it if it's just a home test.

If you're worried about color, take creatine supplements to make your urine more yellow.

[v4r1bl3]

Actually, if you want to make your urine yellow, creatine's not going to do it, but B-2 and B-12 vitamins will :) Take about 10x the recommended daily dosage, or a couple multivitamins an hour or 2 before the test :)

Creatine is only needed for lab drug tests, and they're testing for creatinine, so no worries about that.

[Blindman0v0]

I would just go the quick fix route.If you've been smoking that much it will probably take over 2 weeks to get reasonavly clean.Buy some home test kits to be sure.

[leapold]

so do u think i could fool this thing by drinking alot of water, like what an hr before the test? and take some b12 an hour before it too, and once i have to pee ill just take it b/c it will be yellow water practicly? and do i pee midstream or what? more help plz, i might just substitute. and how much are home tests?

[leapold]

wait why would i take b12? does the home test know if its not yellow, like the chemicals or somthing?

[alexxanderr]

wait why would i take b12? does the home test know if its not yellow, like the chemicals or somthing?

no, but your parents/people testing probably would

[leapold]

well what is the test? when people talk about lines and stuff im thinking its a card lol that u piss on and if the line comes up then w/e, like a pregnacy test, is it a cup like at the lab? or what. if you can please just tell me how to pass a home test it would be great

[Blindman0v0]

You'll piss in a cup and then they'll dip a test strip in the urine for 15 seconds,wait about 5 minutes and it'll show positive or negative.You could try drinking alot of fluids,you're parents aren't going to know whether its dilluted or not.But as much as you've been smoking it doesn't look to promising.I would be tempted in going the quickfix route.Not sure if the bleach in the urine would help.The home test kit isn't going to test for an adulterated sample.

[Gothen]

Actually, if you want to make your urine yellow, creatine's not going to do it, but B-2 and B-12 vitamins will :) Take about 10x the recommended daily dosage, or a couple multivitamins an hour or 2 before the test :)

Creatine is only needed for lab drug tests, and they're testing for creatinine, so no worries about that.

I don't know, I sorta know from experience that creatine supplements do make your urine yellow. I've used them before to pass for court for that very reason and it makes it a bright yellow.