If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

[cannabis campbell]

Dog for me, closest thing to human lol.

[Thepossumdance]

i unnow probably a unicorn or whatever

[cannabis campbell]

Why a unicorn?

[bucknuts1870]

Chimpanzee is actually...


I'd be a shark, Tiger Shark to be specific.

[Spoken Word]

Eagle.

[Thepossumdance]

...what do u mean why a unicorn... why the fuck not a unicorn man... u fuckin against animals with horns? are me and my Narwhal homies gonna have to fuck u up?

[cannabis campbell]

Actually a monkey is the closest thing to a human

How ever, I'd prefer to be a big tropical bird somewhere on an awesome island

Lol yeah i thought about that but dogs live the clostst life to a human in a nice warm house unlike monkeys or whatever that have to live in the jungle.

[Runaway Jim]

I would come back as a spider mite.
And eat all of your plants!!! :eat:

[Edd.roadrunner]

a cat... so i can murder old ladys and eat them... or not. a cat cus then i get to spend my whole day lying around doing fuck all cept eat, sleep, shit and sit on people (cus people dont get to sit on cats!)

[geonagual]

a crow

[cannabis campbell]

a crow

why would anyone want to be a crow? lol

[Dutch Pimp]

...I would come back as a female Lesbian Dinosaur....Lickalotapus...:wtf:...

[5150]

a Great White shark GWS cruise around the ocean all day and eat furbags (seals)

[cannabis campbell]

:eek:!

[WhereDaBudAt]

a tiger

[pass_the_dubbie]

I'd like to be a monkey or a panda...beating people up with bamboo sticks

[Oneironaut]

A human. I love all the funky advanced cognitive functions we have.

[nightlight]

Slug

[orangeman]

A monkey, so I could be captured and used for tests with Cannabis.

[cannabis campbell]

LOL good one! ^

[thcbongman]

I'd be a centaur biatches!

[cannabis campbell]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm centaur....

[Darth Vapor]

Koala Bear. Those dudes are so stoned, from morning 'til night, on eucalyptus leaves. Other than that, probably a dog. Good chance my owner watches American football, and I may even end up doing those porns that have women having sex with me.

It's not beastiality. It's inter-species erotica.

[tootsie roll]

I'd be somebodys pampered pussy cat that gets spoiled rotten
or I'd be somebodys spoiled and pampered puppy dog.

If all else fails, I'd love to be a big beautiful bird in the rainforest.
Providing there still is a rainforest. :(

:bigsmoke:

[Skink]

A sasquatch so no one can ever find me...

[memoryburner]

I'd be....one of those fish..you know...the ones all the way down in the darkest parts of the ocean

[tootsie roll]

A sasquatch so no one can ever find me...
lol, skink would be the bigfoot smoking a doobie. :jumphappy:

[Thepossumdance]

w/e when i come back as a unicorn ima laugh at all ur faggy animal reincarnations...

[ghosty]

I'd be a falcon or a koala, so I could sit around all day and get stoned off of eucalyptus leaves lol.

[Skink]

lol, skink would be the bigfoot smoking a doobie. :jumphappy:

Yeah,,, nobody wood find my stash either...

[Coelho]

why would anyone want to be a crow? lol

Maybe he knows how feels like being a crow...


mmmmmmmmmmmmm centaur....

Damn... i tought a LOT of things i could do with one centaur like this... Could write some more chapters to Kama-sutra... ;)

[Silent Wolf]

A wolf:cool:

[BwiseLegalize]

Id be a dog, the type to protect the yard

:pimp:

[Thepossumdance]

lol i remember those fuckin fish from the crazy animal books i had when i was little...

Seriously though where are my unicorn people at?

[BizzleLuvin]

yeah i agree...a dog. cause i dig them.

[happiestmferoutthere]

A crocodile. Then I could eat everyone that pissed me off and not get in trouble for it. If you try to hunt me down I'm eating your ass too!:rastasmoke:

[beachguy in thongs]

An anteater.

So I can take bigger hits. I'd suck all the weed-smoke out of an entire burning field.

[Reefer Rogue]

Owl

Wise and can fly

[MagicalHerb]

something really really deep under the sea, that noone knows about. something amazing. deep sea life.

[all ablaze]

A goat. I'd find a stream and just watch myself eat all day, cause it don't matter how many times i see a goat chew it's food it just cracks me up.

[Staurm]

I would like to be reincarnationed as a lebassione.

[LIP]

I'm so unlucky i'll come back as myself, and the only way i'll get smarter is if i come back as a turnip.

As for animal, i'd be duck, or swan. If i was a duck i'd be small and fast, and i'd get to live on the river and im happiest on the rivers. If i was a swan i'd be big and scary, big wing span, and i could let little kids feed me and flap my wings and break their arms. I could break and adults arm too actually. Again, theres many swans in Norfolk, so i'd be on the same bit of river. Who knows, maybe i'll come back as a swan with the head of a duck, with the face of me and a turnip for a brain.

[Reefer Rogue]

Swans are serious, they'll mess you up. Plus they're protected by the Queen =] I think anyway..

[LIP]

Swans are serious, they'll mess you up. Plus they're protected by the Queen =] I think anyway..

Oh yeah. If someone picks on me i'll get the queen to use the army, and we'll fuck them up. Once their shot i'll break their arm just for fun. And then i'll swan shit in their face. Ha. I'm a swan, sue me:thumbsup:

Wow, that's a genius plan. I might just come back as a swan now to do that. Sounds like a good day out to me. haha.

[Reefer Rogue]

If i were a dinosaur i'd be a Teradactyl (sp..)

[yoda]

i'd be a liger....

in all actuality, id be a dog. man's best friend.

[Kid Dynamite]

a cat because they get waited on hand and foot.

Or an eagle beacause they are kings of the skies.

[yoda]

Oh yeah. If someone picks on me i'll get the queen to use the army, and we'll fuck them up. Once their shot i'll break their arm just for fun. And then i'll swan shit in their face. Ha. I'm a swan, sue me:thumbsup:

Wow, that's a genius plan. I might just come back as a swan now to do that. Sounds like a good day out to me. haha.

"nobody evvverrr suspects the butterfly! hehehe!"

a little simpsons moment for you all

[Reefer Rogue]

How bout a wooly mammoth :stoned:

[4twentE]

An alligator - nothing messes with alligators

[cannabis campbell]

Lol only because steve owen isnt around! :(

[OniEhtRedrum781]

An octopus, because they can kick eight asses, and they're my favorite animals..

[Fugitive]

Black Panther!! because me and my family was at this zoo and it was just on top of this tree FUCKING HOSTILE! was awesome.

[scottbrochill]

koala bear.. stay high all day on eucalyptus leaves, just eating and sleeping

[JeKo]

blue poison frog for sure

[Juggnoxalo]

Very good thread.

Well if I came back as an animal I'd definitely not want to be at the bottom of the food chain. I also wouldn't want to be something with a very short life span. I also wouldn't want to be hunted, killed, or eaten by humans. I'd rather live in nature then spend my life on a shelf in a grocery store. So after putting some thought into this I figured the Bald Eagle would definitely be a very wise choice. You have the ability to fly for one. I can't think of any predators that hunt the bald eagle. If I stayed in the American region I wouldn't be hunted. So I could pretty much soar and be "high" all the time. :jointsmile:

[GraziLovesMary]

I would come back as a huge all black Timberwolf. Wolves are my favorite animal by far, and Im thinking about going back up to Alaska or Canada so that I can find a pack and live with them.

After that I would come back as a Wolverine and find the biggest, baddest animals and fuck em up without breaking a sweat.

[sefi]

id probably be a monkey or a panda, probably panda, and be in an environment were weed would grow natually, then id steal it and smoke it cus id still have all my weed knowledge and enough fingers to get high somehow

[rainbows.rsexy]

a whale

the species that lives around 200 years


mmmmm plankton!

like flying, but underwater

[rainbows.rsexy]

a hairy, hot slut's genital hair crab.

why?

lotsa big sexy stuff to lounge with

[stinkyattic]

A blue heron- steady diet of fish, social, look like dinosaurs, hang out near the water, protected from hunting, not many natural enemies, spend winters where it's warm and summers in New England... could be worse.

[GRB.4.Life]

Peregrine Falcon

Why?

A few reasons:

The Peregrine Falcon is the fastest animal on the planet in its hunting dive, the stoop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoop), in which it soars to a great height, then dives steeply at speeds of over 200 mph (322 km/h) into either wing of its prey, so as not to harm itself on impact.

It's an endagered species currently in restoration. Screw with it and you are in BIG trouble.

It's a small beautiful mysterious bird that's extremely fast and VERY smart.

[stinkyattic]

there's a mated pair of peregrines at UMass- they have been nesting on the library for years- they are beautiful and their cries are so eerie, echoing off the tall buildings.
but you would have to eat pigeons... eww

[Dutch Pimp]

:pimp:...We watch american kestels (used the be called sparrow hawks) nail pigeons about once a week at work...helps pass the time....:pimp:...

[Oh My High]

My choices would be either dolphin, kangaroo, or platypus. The platypus is an odd and cute little creature, a hybrid of land and sea. The kangaroo kicks ass at kicking ass. Dolphins are smarter than humansâ??they rule the world!

[mamma puffpuff420]

well cc
if i had a choice
id rather take my chance's with what the truely unkown has 2 offer
id really like 2 think i'll go 2 Heaven
but if i had 2 come back
id b an eagle
so i could soar high above all the bullshit goin on here on this broke donw planet

[AsianStoner420]

Id be a fucking snake man, u know i gotta have the venom coz that shit is gonna look like bad ass and nobodys gonna mess wit ur 1inch fang, when sum1 aproach me im gonna be like 'pssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh' with my fang spitting out venoms:asskick:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile: :jointsmile: :thumbsup:

A sly fox.