Jogger's nipple

[Ganj]

My nipples are on fire! Oowee! For such a minor injury, it sure packs a fiery punch. Ointment...where is the ointment?! I don't want my nipples to fall off! Jogger's nipple really sucks. Before you jog, please rub your nipples with petroleum jelly as to reduce friction from moist clothes rubbing on your sensitive nipples.

[gildoiski]

My nipples are on fire! Oowee! For such a minor injury, it sure packs a fiery punch. Ointment...where is the ointment?! I don't want my nipples to fall off! Jogger's nipple really sucks. Before you jog, please rub your nipples with petroleum jelly as to reduce friction from moist clothes rubbing on your sensitive nipples.

Why are you posting on a Marijuana website? no one that smokes dope could possibly go jogging. LOL

[Ganj]

But they could get trapped in a severe thunderstorm while making their way to the pawn shop to pay off some debt. Rub your nipples with petroleum jelly before you leave.

[lil josh]

loooooool

[Staurm]

I've got hairy tats, so I don't get nipple cripple anymore.

[Ganj]

I've got hairy tats, so I don't get nipple cripple anymore.


Lucky you. Unfortunately, my DNA is not comprised of this evolutionary mechanism to prevent "nipple cripple" (LMAO) but perhaps, there is an investment waiting around the corner. At least, I can find a mate with hairy nipples to prevent such pain from plaguing my children. I don't want them rubbing jelly on their nips every time they step out the door. I can imagine the bullying now. Names like "welches nipple" would haunt their thoughts throughout their development.

[Staurm]

Childrens tits don't stick out so you have nothing to worry out, and they all wear baggie T-shitst these days anyway.

[Ganj]

I hope you're right. I don't want hair in my mouth every time I want to suck on my wife's boobs.

[halfassedjediknight]

this used to happen to me when i would go surfing everyday. im sure you can imagine why.

totally hurts! and nothing can stop it but some aloe vera and ganj.

not you, ganj! :D

[Ganj]

I didn't know jedis even had nipples. At least, not male jedis.

[halfassedjediknight]

I didn't know jedis even had nipples. At least, not male jedis.

why wouldnt they?

its not like its a species or anything.

actually to say a jedi is human is a falsification. yoda aint no human. who knows if he has nipples?

[Ganj]

Seriously though...people need to know about Jogger's nipple. I wonder if the first person it happened to had the last name "Jogger?" Why is his/her nipple so special? Damn Eli Whitney and his cotton gin! This never would have happened if we didn't wear these feeble pieces of cloth.

[halfassedjediknight]

i enjoy my cottons

[Ganj]

65% cotton and 35% polyester is the only way to go.

[halfassedjediknight]

i never keep track!

[OniEhtRedrum781]

That was kinda odd... I'm sure smoking a joint will cure the harshest Jogger's Nipple...

[Ganj]

Right now it is helping me keep my mind off the fact that there is no joint to smoke.

[halfassedjediknight]

ouch!

[stinkyattic]

Ganj there is a fix for this.
1. Wear much tighter shirts when you go running, so there is less rubbing. Like under-armour tight, and smoother.
2. If you INSIST on baggy tshirts, option 2 is band-aids when you jog. hahahaha and then I will laugh at you.
3. Bag balm, the shit they put on cow tits when they get chafed from milking. They sell it at farmers supplys.

[dankus maximus]

stinky, your nipples sound like theyre safely backed up by a world of human*(and other) nipple knowledge....

but am i the only one thats never had this or ehard of this happening before? i dont know about you guys....but when i run my nipples are reasonably stationary. but maybe thats cuase im a skinny bitch(6' 2" 140lbs, waist is a 27"....envy me ladies)

[Bob the Awesome]

Actually, I have never heard of this happening either. And I'm not skinny either (Not fat, 6' 215 lbs. pretty average). I've gone jogging before but never had this become a problem... sounds harsh though

[Nightcrewman]

You could just try jogging topless or cut little holes in your tshirt so they poke through, have your plastic surgeon remove your nipples or better still give up jogging and take up something safer like flower pressing:)

Cheers NCM

[thcbongman]

I know how you feel, it's always on those long runs. Like Stinky said, wearing a tighter shirt is the solution.

[halfassedjediknight]

Ganj there is a fix for this.
1. Wear much tighter shirts when you go running, so there is less rubbing. Like under-armour tight, and smoother.
2. If you INSIST on baggy tshirts, option 2 is band-aids when you jog. hahahaha and then I will laugh at you.
3. Bag balm, the shit they put on cow tits when they get chafed from milking. They sell it at farmers supplys.

bag balm is good stuff. you put it on fresh tattoos while they heal.

[LIP]

My nipples are on fire! Oowee! For such a minor injury, it sure packs a fiery punch. Ointment...where is the ointment?! I don't want my nipples to fall off! Jogger's nipple really sucks. Before you jog, please rub your nipples with petroleum jelly as to reduce friction from moist clothes rubbing on your sensitive nipples.

I get that when i wear a shirt. I dont weatr shirts anymore :D

I cant remember the last time i went jogging - or got any excersise for that matter - the only excersise i get is from changing gear in my van.

[Purple Banana]

Heheheh... Nipples.

[stinkyattic]

stinky, your nipples sound like theyre safely backed up by a world of human*(and other) nipple knowledge....

Damn straight my nipples are well protected. As for other species.... hmm.... I dunno about that...

[Reefer Rogue]

I've never gotten this, at least i can't remember.

[fasterspider]

Any exercize other than sexercize is a waste of heart beats and I will not waste any heart beats. You can count on that.;)
I agree with a post above and believe you should run topless and show those nipples to the world as they must be a proud pair to stand at attention all the time when you run.:D

[crudemood]

I have never heard of this until today... I guess I don't jog enough? :wtf:

[Ganj]

You could just try jogging topless or cut little holes in your tshirt so they poke through, have your plastic surgeon remove your nipples or better still give up jogging and take up something safer like flower pressing:)

Cheers NCM

Hmm...flower pressing? Do you have to move a lot? I don't like to move.

[suhl]

ive never heard of jogging causing nipple pain but the obvious solution is take off the shirt

[Ganj]

It doesn't begin to pain you until after a layer of skin has been literally wiped from your nipple. The obvious solution is to hold your shirt away from your chest, because:

1. running backwards is stupid
2. shirt off w/cool breeze sucks/cupping your breasts in public might be considered indecent exposure

[LIP]

It doesn't begin to pain you until after a layer of skin has been literally wiped from your nipple. The obvious solution is to hold your shirt away from your chest, because:

1. running backwards is stupid
2. shirt off w/cool breeze sucks/cupping your breasts in public might be considered indecent exposure

LOL:jointsmile:

My heads spinning.

[Its a Plant]

Ohh I used to get that all the time. We have morning/afternoon practices for soccer and towards the end of each training session my shirt's soaked and starts rubbing on my nipples peeling that skin off.

The solution is to tape them. Electrical tape has always worked for me. ~

[suhl]

wouldnt taking the tape off hurt like a b though if they are already sensitive

[LIP]

Electrical tape usual isnt that sticky, so it shouldnt hurt. Although i wouldnt put any tape on, im too hairy. It'd hurt like fuck. I had to shave my leg when i burnt it so i could tape it up - it hurt too much trying to take the stuff off with hair - and it looked like a wig afterwards.