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BabySnookums
05-17-2007, 03:30 AM
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys curdles, at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"
Runaway Jim
05-17-2007, 03:33 AM
LOL
TheBigOne45
05-17-2007, 05:05 AM
I hate drinking. I threw up the other night after a shot of Wild Turkey and 2 beers.

Keep it green.
surreys princess
05-17-2007, 02:27 PM
awesome baby...loved this post....you have great funny posts... :)

good to see you...
rebgirl420
05-17-2007, 02:29 PM
Whats wrong with blow jobs? And why do girls bitch about em'? I mean most girls expect a guy to go down on her why not the opposite way around? But anyway, cute.
Thinx
05-17-2007, 03:07 PM
Good one certainly gets the idea across, nasty stuff ha ha
BabyFacedAbortion
05-17-2007, 07:40 PM
Because jizz tastes like shit, reb. No one can even sit here and say it tastes lovely. It tastes bad, straight up. Some days it's better than others but I wouldn't do a shot of that shit. I've got no problem with the rest of it (the blow job) though.

But cute joke :)
rebgirl420
05-17-2007, 07:44 PM
I dont think it tastes bad at all! I mean I wouldn't drink it like diet mountain dew but I kinda like it.
TallulahGreen
05-17-2007, 07:46 PM
I dont think it tastes bad at all! I mean I wouldn't drink it like diet mountain dew but I kinda like it.

I've never tasted it.......

...don't really want to.
rebgirl420
05-17-2007, 07:49 PM
^^ Really? Never? Wow.
TallulahGreen
05-17-2007, 08:07 PM
^^ Really? Never? Wow.

Yep...never.....Don't really care to.:thumbsup:
surreys princess
05-17-2007, 08:10 PM
and now that we have to move the post to another forum....good job.....

no need to be snarky here either....

different strokes for different folks....

(hi tal <3)
rebgirl420
05-17-2007, 08:12 PM
Oh by no means did I mean to be snarky, hope I didnt come off that way
darth stoner
05-17-2007, 08:45 PM
Whats wrong with blow jobs? And why do girls bitch about em'? I mean most girls expect a guy to go down on her why not the opposite way around? But anyway, cute.

are there more girls like you where you live ?

:D
rebgirl420
05-17-2007, 08:51 PM
hah nope I guess im one of a kind :dance:
napolitana869
05-17-2007, 10:06 PM
lol thats cute
420MissHighTimes420
05-18-2007, 07:13 PM
Yeah jizz does taste nasty ... I liked that story it made me chuckle :jointsmile:
Matt the Funk
05-18-2007, 07:16 PM
Lol....I knew that was gonna be the punchline...still funny.
higher4hockey
05-18-2007, 07:24 PM
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not his most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. Pointing to a young woman in the front row the professor asked, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" And the young woman replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
420MissHighTimes420
05-18-2007, 07:27 PM
^^Haha I really like that one
trippy bong smoke
06-15-2007, 05:50 AM
swallow;)
GraziLovesMary
06-15-2007, 01:43 PM
First off, I wanted to congradulate the women who love giving head and like the taste :D Its women like you that make it worth burying my head between legs time and time again until my tongue is gone.

Second, I want to say first off that I dont expect head, and I DEF dont expect anybody to swallow that doesnt do that. I wouldnt wanna suck a dick and swallow choad.

Third, the taste of semen is almost purely controlled by the mans diet. If he eats lots of garlic, vegetables, onions... basically shit thats good for you, its gonna taste nasty. The more sugar he eats the sweeter it is. I can thank a stripper for the sweets tip lol.
orangeman
06-15-2007, 02:03 PM
ROFL that joke had me laughing for about 3 minutes straight.
FakeBoobsRule
06-15-2007, 02:09 PM
Third, the taste of semen is almost purely controlled by the mans diet. If he eats lots of garlic, vegetables, onions... basically shit thats good for you, its gonna taste nasty. The more sugar he eats the sweeter it is.

Got a lot of experience taste testing GLM??? LOL J/K!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

I couldn't resist you kind of walked into that one.
GraziLovesMary
06-15-2007, 02:54 PM
Got a lot of experience taste testing GLM??? LOL J/K!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

I couldn't resist you kind of walked into that one.

lol thanks ASS :p I avoided the "walk-in" by covering my ass with the phrase "I can thank a stripper for that tip." BOOYA!!! lol