here's one for the ladies ^_^

[BabySnookums]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys curdles, at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"

BabySnookums Reviewed by BabySnookums on 05-17-2007. here's one for the ladies ^_^ A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting here having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the Rating: 5

[Runaway Jim]

LOL

[TheBigOne45]

I hate drinking. I threw up the other night after a shot of Wild Turkey and 2 beers.

Keep it green.

[surreys princess]

awesome baby...loved this post....you have great funny posts...

good to see you...

[rebgirl420]

Whats wrong with blow jobs? And why do girls bitch about em'? I mean most girls expect a guy to go down on her why not the opposite way around? But anyway, cute.

[Thinx]

Good one certainly gets the idea across, nasty stuff ha ha

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Because jizz tastes like shit, reb. No one can even sit here and say it tastes lovely. It tastes bad, straight up. Some days it's better than others but I wouldn't do a shot of that shit. I've got no problem with the rest of it (the blow job) though.

But cute joke

[rebgirl420]

I dont think it tastes bad at all! I mean I wouldn't drink it like diet mountain dew but I kinda like it.

[TallulahGreen]

I dont think it tastes bad at all! I mean I wouldn't drink it like diet mountain dew but I kinda like it.

I've never tasted it.......

...don't really want to.

[rebgirl420]

^^ Really? Never? Wow.