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Dro_Princess
05-14-2007, 01:14 AM
So last night my sister and her bf came over and smoked up. As Im rolling the blunt my mom calls. She sounds weird and cant quit giggling. So I asked her if she was drinking and she was like yeah. She tells me to hang on and I hear her say do you guys have a clip I dont want to burn my lips, hearing this and her constant giggling had me puzzled. When she got back on the phone she blurted out Im smoking a blunt:eek: . I could not believe what I was hearing. My mother who is 43 smoking pot, Im still shocked. While high she kept saying I havent done this is 20 something years and then would bust out laughing. My mom knows I smoke I have even offered it to her before knowing she wouldnt take it and now all of a sudden she is smoking pot herself. Just knowing the type of person my mom is and then seeing her change like this I feel like Im in another dimension.

Runaway Jim
05-14-2007, 01:16 AM
If my mom called me and told me she was smoking a blunt my head would explode from the sheer shock.

werd328
05-14-2007, 01:28 AM
Smoke out your mom. It's mother's day. :D

BabyFacedAbortion
05-14-2007, 01:57 AM
Ahah that's great.

Me and my best friend got my mom stoned once and she started to spray air freshener outside :D Silly twat

JaggedEdge
05-14-2007, 02:01 AM
I smoked with a friends mom once in high school... Can I be part of the new club?:D

I would be as shocked as you if my mom called me out the blue stoned off her ass. My mom doesn't know, but I think she suspects it sometimes. I don't think she wants to talk about it though so long as I'm working twords doing something with my life.

Dro_Princess
05-14-2007, 02:05 AM
Ahah that's great.

Me and my best friend got my mom stoned once and she started to spray air freshener outside :D Silly twat

LMAO thats awesome.

birdgirl73
05-14-2007, 02:07 AM
I'd love to see my mom stoned. She'd be a hoot. But it's unlikely that'd ever happen. Is it appropriate if I say "Congrats, Dro!"?

Dro_Princess
05-14-2007, 02:11 AM
Yes it is BG. Im a proud child of a reborn stoner mom:D

Samwhore
05-14-2007, 02:11 AM
Haha, my friend's mom was so stoned the other day. She picked us up and was like "Hey, are you guys hungry? Let's get KFC." We pull into the drive through and she can't stop giggling, "Hi, um, hehehe, hahah, what kind of chicken do you have." I was like WTF? Then she said, "Since when did I get so high?"

smoke it
05-14-2007, 02:16 AM
lol. my mom is too paranoid about getting weed with PCP or something in it to smoke. she used to smoke a lot though.

clever421
05-14-2007, 02:25 AM
I wish my mom would smoke weed with me

originalblu
05-14-2007, 02:30 AM
nice,, if my mom smoked my life would be a lot easer

Storm Crow
05-14-2007, 02:24 PM
My Mom smoked with me on my wedding day, some 40 years ago. Sadly, it didn't "take". She kept on boozing. Pot only got her "mildly tranquilized" (and it was good Columbian). She died an alcohol related suicide about 20 years ago. I miss her still, even though she was a bipolar and bitchy at times. Glad your stories are happier. - Granny

LIP
05-14-2007, 02:35 PM
Both my parents have got stoned with me. My mum was in charge of munchies.

hempplaya
05-14-2007, 02:46 PM
hahah u think 42 is old to be smokin weed my dad is 51! and he still tokes up

haha i smoked with my dad a year ago (he was 61 at the time)

kids you can never be too old to toke :thumbsup:

Jizzle Blizzle420
05-14-2007, 02:56 PM
i talked me dad into taking a hit the other day. hes always known but we have an agreement not to talk about it. i was finally just like dad heres a bowl, please smoke with me, it would mean alot. he ripped it once and got baked. got paranoid and was like "hey open all these windows, is that window open? open all these fuckin windows..." haha it was great.

hempplaya
05-14-2007, 03:09 PM
my dad smoked a lot while he was in the army during the 60's. he was a hippie :hippy: (and apparently he still enjoys the effects of the good ol' herb)

slipknotpsycho
05-14-2007, 03:31 PM
if my mom told me she got high, i'd probably literally shit a brick...

i think she does toke (which is saying ALOT considering how my mom presents her feelings on weed), but her best friend is a toker for sure (100% positive too..) and they were always together... i'm sure she's convinced my mom to hit a joint a few times over the years....

i know my mom takes/uses my other fav drug... i've had to help carry her in the house cuz she couldn't walk more than once...

Reefer Rogue
05-14-2007, 05:52 PM
I've blazed it with both mama and papa, not on the regs tho. Congrats.

pass_the_dubbie
05-14-2007, 07:15 PM
I dream of the day I wake upto the smell of hash brownies, with a bong ready to be hit sitting by my bed...My mum coming in with the tray of brownies...we munch out...hit the bong...would rock :thumbsup:

slipknotpsycho
05-14-2007, 07:16 PM
I dream of the day I wake upto the smell of hash brownies, with a bong ready to be hit sitting by my bed...My mum coming in with the tray of brownies...we munch out...hit the bong...would rock :thumbsup:

yeah, until the pan of brownies you just downed kick in and you can't wait for it to be over... o.0

skatin_foo15
05-14-2007, 07:23 PM
yeah, until the pan of brownies you just downed kick in and you can't wait for it to be over... o.0
haha! thats exactly how i felt the other day. Its like holy shit i dont want to be this high. That shit is way to crazy, i dont think ill eat those again!

Spoken Word
05-14-2007, 07:57 PM
I've only smoked with my great-uncle. He's ok :P

but my mother hinted to me that she knows i smoke. as long as im smart about it she doesn't care. she hates coke and stronger drugs cause of the early years with my father.
she's never smoked because of all the lies but maybe one of her future friends will show her the truth
and/or
im sure I can convince her to smoke one day
we both have our whole lives ahead of us.
(i hope)

im giggling just thinking about it. my moms an emotional one