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Kenn
05-01-2007, 03:53 AM
My family used to have a goat,called Jeff he was in the family for years .We named him after a good friend whos name was the same.This never really caused any problems until ,one day we had to go away for a weekend ,so I chained Jeff up to the gum tree as we usually do so he wouldnt eat all the plants.Anyway we get back and walk around the back.....SHOCK.......HORROR....our poor little pet goat Jeff had climbed the tree got the chain caught on a branch and hung himself.So there he is swingin I tell .my wife to get the kids inside so they didnt see him and cut him down.After I buried him I went Inside to have a bong and the phone rang it was another mate he said" hows it goin mate "and i said "yeah man ok i guess except Jeff hung himself in the gum tree out the back." Liam is like" man thats harsh are u ok ?"",yeah mate ill be fine I just need a bong or 2 and chill" i say.So he says seeya ill let u alone catch up soon. Man the bullshit this call caused was un believable my mate liam had told all our friends that Jeff ..Jeff our mate not the goat had hung himself at my place. People from all over the neighborhood came knockin at my door to pay there respects and Im like fck its not Jeff its the fkn goat. Lol I can laugh now but what a mess and a bad case of mistaken identity.:D

BabyFacedAbortion
05-01-2007, 03:59 AM
the poor goat :(

Markass
05-01-2007, 04:00 AM
lol, dude considering you're from australia, that would be awesome to have a recording of you describing that in words..it would be like the guy on crocodile dundee telling stories to people in the bar at walkabout creek..

Australian people have the coolest accents, plus you guys talk crazy fast..you get right to the point..:thumbsup:

Jaerl
05-01-2007, 04:02 AM
Damn, sry bout yer goat, at least is wasnt the human Jeff!

smoking habit
05-01-2007, 04:19 AM
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah. I bet you were getting more and more pissed you named that goat jeff every time a person came by and you had to explain the whole damn story again, ha.

WeeDIndeeD420
05-01-2007, 04:59 AM
lol, dude considering you're from australia, that would be awesome to have a recording of you describing that in words..it would be like the guy on crocodile dundee telling stories to people in the bar at walkabout creek..

Australian people have the coolest accents, plus you guys talk crazy fast..you get right to the point..:thumbsup:


omg laughed my ass off, thnx MATE hahaha

weedmaster
05-01-2007, 05:38 AM
sorry about the goat,but that is one funny story:D

rottenPauL
05-01-2007, 05:42 AM
RIP, Jeff the Goat..

Kenn
05-01-2007, 07:45 AM
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah. I bet you were getting more and more pissed you named that goat jeff every time a person came by and you had to explain the whole damn story again, ha.

mate we still laugh everytime we get drunk and stoned its one of those stories that will always bring a smile to our face:D

LIP
05-01-2007, 10:55 AM
LOL - thats funny and sad at the same time. I didnt know goats could climb tree's, let alone commit suicide. Poor thing.

napolitana869
05-01-2007, 12:58 PM
man that sucks about your goat. I bet your friend Jeff was pretty confused when he heard he killed himself.

Kid Dynamite
05-01-2007, 04:43 PM
LOL - thats funny and sad at the same time. I didnt know goats could climb tree's, let alone commit suicide. Poor thing.

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2007-01/tree-goat-1.jpg

My friend you are sorely mistaken...

onequickmove
05-01-2007, 04:49 PM
oh man, i have this horrible image of a goat swinging from a tree

Nor.Cal Smoker
05-01-2007, 04:52 PM
That is just frickin' HILLARIOUS!!!, Will you ever name a pet after a friend again? hahaha, too funny!

LIP
05-01-2007, 06:58 PM
I always assumed a goat had stupidly thin little stranggley legs - am i being had? I know im gulable, but is this a joke? I'm confusing myself now.

NextLineIsMine
05-01-2007, 07:33 PM
Thats the best cannabis.com story ive read this year

Kid Dynamite
05-01-2007, 08:50 PM
I always assumed a goat had stupidly thin little stranggley legs - am i being had? I know im gulable, but is this a joke? I'm confusing myself now.

It is no joke. Goats can climb well, mountains, cliffs, practically anything.

However there is one breed of goat in Morocco who survive solely on the fruits of a certain trees which is covered in thorns...so they have to climb up there to get the juicy fruits.

Goat fact for the day...:stoned: :thumbsup:

peace out

Kenn
05-01-2007, 08:55 PM
I always assumed a goat had stupidly thin little stranggley legs - am i being had? I know im gulable, but is this a joke? I'm confusing myself now.

mate this is a true story goats really can climb anything they can jump quite high too. U are not bein had mate it really happened the family really misses Jeff ...the goat that is.

invision
05-01-2007, 08:59 PM
sorry for your goat but that story was amusing :thumbsup:

LIP
05-02-2007, 10:29 AM
Damn - i learnt a new thing today then.

LIP
05-02-2007, 01:31 PM
I wonder if it was a tragic mistake, or a pre meditated suicide. He might have just been waiting for the right time.

He might have been lonely.

Storm Crow
05-02-2007, 01:50 PM
Went over to a speed freak's house (she was still an OK person at that point) and there were these dudes sitting there, smoking a joint with her. After she reassured them I was all right (hey, I LOOK straight and we all know how paranoid tweekers can get), we all sat there toking.

Well, they were BSing and finally one said "What are we going to do about Harry? His body has been lying in the ditch for a week now." Another one said "I dunno. He ain't our problem anymore. Let him rot." "We ought to do something about it." This sort of talk went on for several minutes. I just sat there toking and trying to maintain. What kind of friends did my dealer have??? I was quietly freaking about folks callous enough to leave their friend lying dead in a ditch!

Turns out Harry was "Hairy the dog", the local stray, who had been run over one night!- Granny:hippy:

Kenn
05-02-2007, 10:14 PM
I wonder if it was a tragic mistake, or a pre meditated suicide. He might have just been waiting for the right time.

He might have been lonely.

Lip it had to be a tragic accident, ive got 4 kids thats human children not young goats and they loved him and played with him everyday.He was spoiled rotten, it definatly was not suicide

LIP
05-03-2007, 11:19 AM
Sorry for your loss. That's pretty sad really. I bet the kids are missing him eh. It's a shame.

Reefer Rogue
05-03-2007, 05:27 PM
See you on Mount Zion Jeff.