MISTAKEN IDENTITY....

[Kenn]

My family used to have a goat,called Jeff he was in the family for years .We named him after a good friend whos name was the same.This never really caused any problems until ,one day we had to go away for a weekend ,so I chained Jeff up to the gum tree as we usually do so he wouldnt eat all the plants.Anyway we get back and walk around the back.....SHOCK.......HORROR....our poor little pet goat Jeff had climbed the tree got the chain caught on a branch and hung himself.So there he is swingin I tell .my wife to get the kids inside so they didnt see him and cut him down.After I buried him I went Inside to have a bong and the phone rang it was another mate he said" hows it goin mate "and i said "yeah man ok i guess except Jeff hung himself in the gum tree out the back." Liam is like" man thats harsh are u ok ?"",yeah mate ill be fine I just need a bong or 2 and chill" i say.So he says seeya ill let u alone catch up soon. Man the bullshit this call caused was un believable my mate liam had told all our friends that Jeff ..Jeff our mate not the goat had hung himself at my place. People from all over the neighborhood came knockin at my door to pay there respects and Im like fck its not Jeff its the fkn goat. Lol I can laugh now but what a mess and a bad case of mistaken identity.:D

[BabyFacedAbortion]

the poor goat :(

[Markass]

lol, dude considering you're from australia, that would be awesome to have a recording of you describing that in words..it would be like the guy on crocodile dundee telling stories to people in the bar at walkabout creek..

Australian people have the coolest accents, plus you guys talk crazy fast..you get right to the point..:thumbsup:

[Jaerl]

Damn, sry bout yer goat, at least is wasnt the human Jeff!

[smoking habit]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah. I bet you were getting more and more pissed you named that goat jeff every time a person came by and you had to explain the whole damn story again, ha.

[WeeDIndeeD420]

lol, dude considering you're from australia, that would be awesome to have a recording of you describing that in words..it would be like the guy on crocodile dundee telling stories to people in the bar at walkabout creek..

Australian people have the coolest accents, plus you guys talk crazy fast..you get right to the point..:thumbsup:


omg laughed my ass off, thnx MATE hahaha

[weedmaster]

sorry about the goat,but that is one funny story:D

[rottenPauL]

RIP, Jeff the Goat..

[Kenn]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah. I bet you were getting more and more pissed you named that goat jeff every time a person came by and you had to explain the whole damn story again, ha.

mate we still laugh everytime we get drunk and stoned its one of those stories that will always bring a smile to our face:D

[LIP]

LOL - thats funny and sad at the same time. I didnt know goats could climb tree's, let alone commit suicide. Poor thing.

[napolitana869]

man that sucks about your goat. I bet your friend Jeff was pretty confused when he heard he killed himself.

[Kid Dynamite]

LOL - thats funny and sad at the same time. I didnt know goats could climb tree's, let alone commit suicide. Poor thing.

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2007-01/tree-goat-1.jpg

My friend you are sorely mistaken...

[onequickmove]

oh man, i have this horrible image of a goat swinging from a tree

[Nor.Cal Smoker]

That is just frickin' HILLARIOUS!!!, Will you ever name a pet after a friend again? hahaha, too funny!

[LIP]

I always assumed a goat had stupidly thin little stranggley legs - am i being had? I know im gulable, but is this a joke? I'm confusing myself now.

[NextLineIsMine]

Thats the best cannabis.com story ive read this year

[Kid Dynamite]

I always assumed a goat had stupidly thin little stranggley legs - am i being had? I know im gulable, but is this a joke? I'm confusing myself now.

It is no joke. Goats can climb well, mountains, cliffs, practically anything.

However there is one breed of goat in Morocco who survive solely on the fruits of a certain trees which is covered in thorns...so they have to climb up there to get the juicy fruits.

Goat fact for the day...:stoned: :thumbsup:

peace out

[Kenn]

I always assumed a goat had stupidly thin little stranggley legs - am i being had? I know im gulable, but is this a joke? I'm confusing myself now.

mate this is a true story goats really can climb anything they can jump quite high too. U are not bein had mate it really happened the family really misses Jeff ...the goat that is.

[invision]

sorry for your goat but that story was amusing :thumbsup:

[LIP]

Damn - i learnt a new thing today then.

[LIP]

I wonder if it was a tragic mistake, or a pre meditated suicide. He might have just been waiting for the right time.

He might have been lonely.

[Storm Crow]

Went over to a speed freak's house (she was still an OK person at that point) and there were these dudes sitting there, smoking a joint with her. After she reassured them I was all right (hey, I LOOK straight and we all know how paranoid tweekers can get), we all sat there toking.

Well, they were BSing and finally one said "What are we going to do about Harry? His body has been lying in the ditch for a week now." Another one said "I dunno. He ain't our problem anymore. Let him rot." "We ought to do something about it." This sort of talk went on for several minutes. I just sat there toking and trying to maintain. What kind of friends did my dealer have??? I was quietly freaking about folks callous enough to leave their friend lying dead in a ditch!

Turns out Harry was "Hairy the dog", the local stray, who had been run over one night!- Granny:hippy:

[Kenn]

I wonder if it was a tragic mistake, or a pre meditated suicide. He might have just been waiting for the right time.

He might have been lonely.

Lip it had to be a tragic accident, ive got 4 kids thats human children not young goats and they loved him and played with him everyday.He was spoiled rotten, it definatly was not suicide

[LIP]

Sorry for your loss. That's pretty sad really. I bet the kids are missing him eh. It's a shame.

[Reefer Rogue]

See you on Mount Zion Jeff.