MISTAKEN IDENTITY....

[Kenn]

My family used to have a goat,called Jeff he was in the family for years .We named him after a good friend whos name was the same.This never really caused any problems until ,one day we had to go away for a weekend ,so I chained Jeff up to the gum tree as we usually do so he wouldnt eat all the plants.Anyway we get back and walk around the back.....SHOCK.......HORROR....our poor little pet goat Jeff had climbed the tree got the chain caught on a branch and hung himself.So there he is swingin I tell .my wife to get the kids inside so they didnt see him and cut him down.After I buried him I went Inside to have a bong and the phone rang it was another mate he said" hows it goin mate "and i said "yeah man ok i guess except Jeff hung himself in the gum tree out the back." Liam is like" man thats harsh are u ok ?"",yeah mate ill be fine I just need a bong or 2 and chill" i say.So he says seeya ill let u alone catch up soon. Man the bullshit this call caused was un believable my mate liam had told all our friends that Jeff ..Jeff our mate not the goat had hung himself at my place. People from all over the neighborhood came knockin at my door to pay there respects and Im like fck its not Jeff its the fkn goat. Lol I can laugh now but what a mess and a bad case of mistaken identity.

Kenn Reviewed by Kenn on 05-01-2007. MISTAKEN IDENTITY.... My family used to have a goat,called Jeff he was in the family for years .We named him after a good friend whos name was the same.This never really caused any problems until ,one day we had to go away for a weekend ,so I chained Jeff up to the gum tree as we usually do so he wouldnt eat all the plants.Anyway we get back and walk around the back.....SHOCK.......HORROR....our poor little pet goat Jeff had climbed the tree got the chain caught on a branch and hung himself.So there he is swingin I Rating: 5

[BabyFacedAbortion]

the poor goat

[Markass]

lol, dude considering you're from australia, that would be awesome to have a recording of you describing that in words..it would be like the guy on crocodile dundee telling stories to people in the bar at walkabout creek..

Australian people have the coolest accents, plus you guys talk crazy fast..you get right to the point..:thumbsup:

[Jaerl]

Damn, sry bout yer goat, at least is wasnt the human Jeff!

[smoking habit]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah. I bet you were getting more and more pissed you named that goat jeff every time a person came by and you had to explain the whole damn story again, ha.

[WeeDIndeeD420]

lol, dude considering you're from australia, that would be awesome to have a recording of you describing that in words..it would be like the guy on crocodile dundee telling stories to people in the bar at walkabout creek..

Australian people have the coolest accents, plus you guys talk crazy fast..you get right to the point..:thumbsup:

omg laughed my ass off, thnx MATE hahaha

[weedmaster]

sorry about the goat,but that is one funny story

[rottenPauL]

RIP, Jeff the Goat..

[Kenn]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah. I bet you were getting more and more pissed you named that goat jeff every time a person came by and you had to explain the whole damn story again, ha.

mate we still laugh everytime we get drunk and stoned its one of those stories that will always bring a smile to our face

[LIP]

LOL - thats funny and sad at the same time. I didnt know goats could climb tree's, let alone commit suicide. Poor thing.