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jdmarcus59
04-17-2007, 06:42 PM
I was in work release, just got out of prison, so I hade my famly bring me
my guitar, the staff went through it real good to make sure I was not
hinding anything in it, like I would be that dumb. I hade it with me for about
a week when they came into the house with the dogs to do rotine search
and would you belive those dogs smelled weed in my guitar case, I mean
it hade been years sence I had weed in there, no human eye could see it
I was fucking blown away, then they sent me back to prison, put me in the
fucking hole, even tho my piss was clean, any way just thought I would share
how good a dog could smell, the dog also busted the cook, but she was staff

Weedhound
04-17-2007, 06:48 PM
Doesn't surprise me at all....dogs are practically like a different species or something. :D And may I say that I am GLAD I can't smell like a dog can.....phewwwwww

go toke up
04-17-2007, 06:57 PM
lol thats crazy

Sweeney
04-17-2007, 07:08 PM
So if I like fart in dogs face and it's stinky will it be really stinky for the dog?

GreenLadyOfDankDowns
04-17-2007, 07:10 PM
A dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose, and people only have 5 million.

SeNsEmIlLa
04-17-2007, 07:43 PM
DAYUM!!!... thats alot of olfactory receptors... like i know what those are hahaha...:p

GreenLadyOfDankDowns
04-17-2007, 11:03 PM
An olfactory receptor is a chemoreceptor in the nasal epithelium that is sensitive to stimulation, giving rise to the sensation of odors.

GreenLadyOfDankDowns
04-17-2007, 11:04 PM
In other words, they are little cells in the lining of your nasal passage that give you your sense of smell.

Gatekeeper777
04-17-2007, 11:11 PM
I wonder if we as humans have our olfactory receptors and our taste receptors linked.
If you plug you noze you cant tast very well.
If you stick out your tounge open your mouth you can taste the smell.
So if i fart i can basically taste it.

has anyone tried that test yet???

Metaphor
04-17-2007, 11:15 PM
dont fuck with the k9 unit.

slpntrx5
04-17-2007, 11:23 PM
hang on a second...you mean that a drug dog can smell WEED??? omigawsh!!! that's so crazy! i can't believe it!!!!


wow, i'm really being an asshole today, eh?

lol just fuckin w/ u man.

dankkeeper
04-17-2007, 11:25 PM
I wonder if we as humans have our olfactory receptors and our taste receptors linked.

Yea. That's why when you have a cold or hold your nose you can't taste food well.

Your tastebuds can only relate how salty,sweet,sour or bitter a food is. The odor from the food going to your olfactory receptors is what gives the perception of different flavors.

It's all subjective anyway. Things you eat don't really have a taste or smell. It's just how your body perceives a chemical. Rotten eggs could smell like a steak to a dog.

Gatekeeper777
04-17-2007, 11:30 PM
Yea. That's why when you have a cold or hold your nose you can't taste food well.

Your tastebuds can only relate how salty,sweet,sour or bitter a food is. The odor from the food going to your olfactory receptors is what gives the perception of different flavors.

It's all subjective anyway. Things you eat don't really have a taste or smell. It's just how your body perceives a chemical. Rotten eggs could smell like a steak to a dog.
Thats probibly how my female dog is able to gobble up the puppies poop when they have an accident on the floor, she is not only cleaning up after them but its like a salsberry steak.
Interesting hypothosus.
roflmmfao

jdmarcus59
04-18-2007, 12:02 AM
hang on a second...you mean that a drug dog can smell WEED??? omigawsh!!! that's so crazy! i can't believe it!!!!


wow, i'm really being an asshole today, eh?

lol just fuckin w/ u man.

after 7years....

MagicalHerb
04-18-2007, 12:06 AM
fuck jail man

Specialty Cakes
04-18-2007, 12:11 AM
wow. I don't care how tasty it is, I don't think I could eat a shitsteak.

Scottydoo
04-18-2007, 12:59 AM
If you are back in prison how are you typing this?

jdmarcus59
04-18-2007, 01:04 AM
If you are back in prison how are you typing this?

I got out, times up..

420marijuana420
04-18-2007, 01:27 AM
what charge did they bring you up on? Possession?

jdmarcus59
04-18-2007, 02:23 AM
breaking house rules, cause everybody knew it was a bullshit deal.

bobbygreenbear
04-18-2007, 04:48 PM
what did you go down for man? and where?

jdmarcus59
04-18-2007, 07:42 PM
what did you go down for man? and where?

pulled a gun, shit happens.

jdmarcus59
04-18-2007, 07:42 PM
washington

Beano
04-18-2007, 08:03 PM
I'm actually that dog..

Sorry man. :(

FakeBoobsRule
04-18-2007, 08:29 PM
How long extra did the guitar case get you. I'm not an expert on K-9's but I think someone once told me that if there are several scents and there is one overwhelming smell, we will only smell that smell. However, K-9's will still smell every smell separately. This in addition to being able to smell minute traces of stuff.

jdmarcus59
04-25-2007, 08:01 PM
I did not get extra time, I just got sent back to the BIG HOUSE

Nor.Cal Smoker
04-26-2007, 04:03 AM
That is really fucked up. I can't believe that dog could smell something 7 years old. God, I better tell my brother who is on parole to clean out his storage for anything he used to keep his shit in.:S5:

Markass
04-26-2007, 04:14 AM
Drug dog comes to our school and tech center several times a year, this has been in here since the beginning of this school year..a small flashlight with about a gram of weed stuffed in it that's on my keychain. Emergency stash :stoned: :thumbsup: dog hasn't so much as thought of smelling it.

kingkong.bomb
04-26-2007, 04:32 AM
hey bro, washington state here as well. we got some shitty local government (pierce?)