Rate Your Dealer/Contact!!! :D

[potsmokingnome]

Rate your Dealer from 1-10, 1 being the worst dealer in the world (sleezy money grabbin Bastard), and 10 being The best damn contact for the herb you could ever possibly dream of!! If you got a few dealers/contacts rate them all!

I have a few dealers/contacts:

My main contact is pretty damn kewl she gets her stuff from her dad and its pretty good shit! She's allways generous on the amounts (ussually 2-3 grams extra each time) and her prices are right! 20 an 8th, 40 a qaurter! Unless its from her Dad's personal stash then its 60 a qaurter, and only sold by the qaurter . Her dad's personal stuff is a strain called Kemo and its uber crystally, and sticky, and a little pinner will get ya fucked right up! :) The only bad things she's hard to get a hold of, and we ussually have to wait a few days to get it, so i give her a 8 out of 10!

All the other dealers I get it from suck ass, and are super hard to get a hold of, and ussually rip me off, so I give them all 3 out of 10.

[dankman]

id give my dude a 6.5 his stuff is always pretty good but hes quite jewish with prices and everyfucking time there is a major stem in the sack i just want to shit on him but hes the only dude i know who gets good stuff

[mfqr]

Hm... probably a 6.5 for the dealer I get my weed from, too. Pretty good stuff, but like every 3 months or so he goes dry for 3 weeks or so. And HE NEVER TELLS YOU! During this time he will avoid everybody, and never answer his phone, so you don't know what the fuck is happening! It's gay! It's like he's only dealing to try and look cool, so when he's out he thinks he won't look "cool," so then he doesn't answer his phone. Rofl. Other than that, he hooks it up fat usually.

[A Scanner Darkly]

My dealer is a friend of mine, and I've never had another so I really can't compare, but he's cool, so it's cool.

[not_the_kitty]

I give my dealer a 7/10, when he started dealing I would of gave him a 3/10 because he usually only had some nasty country but he sold it cheap and was atleast a decent last resort. Now he usually has good mids but if its not a weekend it takes him a day or two to get some goodies, but most people in my town don't smoke good weed so I don't think he moves as much to keep a good supply of it. But he has prices like everyone else in my area and he always uses a scale, which for some fucked up reason a lot of other dealers in my town dont use them. Overall pretty good, only draw back is his apartment complex has dick heads so it always a hassle to meet cause I live with my parents. I also went to high school with him so I know he wont try to rob me or some shit.

[crudemood]

i give myself a 10/10. i love my self. im such a good dealer to myself. i hook my self up with the fattest sacks ever. i will always give myself free weed from time to time. i will always have weed for myself because good dealers always do. lol :)

[LegalizeTheGreen]

I have had some flakey dealers in the past (like a 1 week buffer period betwwen when I try to get some, and when i actually get it) but my guy now is pretty cool. He has some crunked up good shit, but it is kinda expensive. its 50 for an 1/8. he sometimes has some damn good mids though, and his regs are decent for the price. I always smoke with him when I hang out, and usually when we chill i'll grab a bag to tide me over for a week or so. he has some nice ass bongs too, he just got a new one with a bubbler/ashcatcher bowl, so it is double filtered. I would give him a 8.5 as a dealer, because he is occasionally a lil sketchy and paranoid sometimes, but since he is a friend who is cool to chill with, i'll bumb him up to a 9.

only beter scenario i could picture would be like Dante from the movie Grandma's Boy. for those that havnt seen it, he is a crazy doped up motherfucker. he buys a lion for personal protection, until it escapes into his neighborhood, then after that he buys a monkey and teaches it Tae Kwon Do. He has a strain of weed called "Brown Bomb" because it fucks you up so bad you shit your pants. He has weed that will "turn you into a fucking deer".

I would use him as a "perfect 10" example for the best dealer.

[biohazard]

8/10. he's my best friend, we hang out and smoke lots. hes a nice guy, smokes me up sometimes. hes always available and always on time, and i also get to sample the goods before i buy. i get my herb weighted in front of me when i buy it. he might stop dealing soon though :(

i would give him a 9 or 10 if he had more bud variety and maybe even a grow op.

[Matt the Funk]

Well lets see....I have a few connects..... lets go through the ones I still use
Guy 1. is a 2...not very good lol....pretty good herb, but a piece of shit
Guy 2. I know him pretty well and either I get it from him or one of his personal friends and its always dank and almost always scaled out....so a 7....just kinda unreliable and takes a while to get to me...
Guy 3. He is cool, can barely get ahold of him, gets dank, always scaled, but takes forever to get to me...so a 7 as well.

[CannabisCrooz]

i'd say a 9/10

its pretty cool cause my dealer is about a 5 minute walk away, always easy to get a hold of, always has a good variety of bud. usually some prime expensive shit, and some cheaper regs if i want more weed for rolling.

standard prices or better, and he always lets me in so i can watch him weigh it out.

[game_bluntz]

5 because my dealer is hard to get a hold of, or usually i don't really fuck around his house because he's like the biggest drug dealer around. and the cops be patrollin like a muthafucka...so u gotta be careful coming out of his house or u might get searched on ur way to ur car, but if i get a hold of him he usually has nice middies...but when u go in his house its like a couple *****s in there with guns and shit and they be eyeballin me so i don't even like going over their...so i usually buy and ounce so i won't have to go over their...BUT MOSTLY I JUST GET MY SHIT FROM WHO EVER HAS GOOD WEED AT SCHOOL.

[MeGustaMota]

My dealer is right across the street but tends to be a bit pricey so I give her a 7. I'll be the first to say its damn nice when I get back from a long family vacation to just walk across the street and score a gram within 10 minutes of getting home. She's now kinda stopped dealing but acts as a middleman for a guy she knows. Not always 100% reliable.

[LIP]

Well - i'd give my guy a 9 - he's always got a good selection of his own stuff, prices are cheaper than anyone else i know, i can get strains that i want and he's always in his house, so he's always ready for business.

I would give him a 10 but for all i know there could be someone out there selling for even cheaper.

[xxxhazexxx]

10 i always get nice bud all sorts of strains real hash and he is my oldest pal sweet:thumbsup:

[hampsterdam]

oh i have to say my dealer at the moment is fucking awesome!!! i never have any troubles with her, she is ALWAYS happy to help and if she cant she lets me know, she is friendly and the best bit is when i go round to hers to pick up i ALWAYS get smoked up. so i pick up dont have to chop any and get pretty high while chillin on the couch with her 5 5 week old kittens (i have watched them grow!!) she also always has really top quality bud, and its always good quality home grown. i could not ask for more
10/10

[AsianStoner420]

my dealer licked unwashed vagina,.... i dont think i am getting anything this 420,....shit,.... yeah i know poor me

[wil86]

Id give my main guy an 8/10. He always gives good weights, 3.5 on the eighth and 1.7 on the ten bag. He will sometimes drive to me to drop off some bud and will also tick until next time. He would be a 10 but he loses points because he smokes crack and is fucked on valium alot of the time, still a nice guy. Also he sometimes has bud which is a little wet which is a bit annoying but its still good shit.

[DivisionBell]

I'd say a 7. Not that the bud is bad, or overpriced or the bags or short. Just the fact that the guy doesn't pay his phone bill and I can't get into contact with him unless he's at his place. Which is only 1/2 of the time I go over there. :(

Otherwise he would get a 10/10.

[NightProwler]

7.5 cuz shes always got a variety (50 dollar eighths, 40 dollar eighths, and 25 dollar eighths) shes generous with her weights and often gives me deals (5 bucks off, or an extra half gram) only problem is shes not around alot of the time

[pass_the_dubbie]

I'd give my main dealer a 7/10, his deals are never amazing but they do the job, he will tell me if hes just got in shite(soapbar) and doesnt get pissed off if I dont buy it. His whole family are dealers so if hes not in, somebody else will be there with smoke.

I did have a dealer though that I would rate 10/10 but he stopped dealing. He would give me the best deals and if he didnt he would say he owed me a great deal for the next time I come.
Best thing was he let me into his house to smoke his weed! The first time I got high with him we got pissed off because I only rolled a normal sized joint, he said I should be rolling 3 skinners. Then the day came when I went to his house to get a deal....he wasnt there, some kid told me he stopped dealing. That was the day the drought started over here last summer.

[duckfool]

Guy number 1:

1.5/10 - His weed always was the worst shit ever. It was sopping wet, didn't get you high, was difficult to contact, was frequently dry, a bit of an asshole, I could go on.


Guy number 2:

2/10 - Impossible to get ahold of. Avoided contact when dry, and was always dry. On the rare occasion when he did comethrough, he had some rediculously good shit, honey oils, etc. Really nice guy.


Guy number 3:

5/10 - Sketch meeting places, difficult to contact (doesn't have a cell, only a pager), required a lot of travel. Weed varied from great to meh. Occasionally short weighed. Super nice guy.


Guy number 4:

7.5/10 - Never seems to be dry, Great (but not THE best) weed.. needs to be trimmed up a bit more, weed on the wetter side of average but still acceptable. Close by and easy to contact. Chill dude also.


Guy number 5 (me):

10/10 - Fantastic homegrown, great prices :D

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I got my lil redhead, lol. I'd give him a 8.5 out of 10, simply cause he always gets me great sacks for a good price. If he's got time he'll roll a jay of his own (even if I want to put some in xD) and pass it around. Plus he's my friend so we talk alot over msn, and he's always there if I need help or anything.

I used to have shitty wankster dealers but they sucked ass. I switched right away when I got ripped...I was supposed to get an ounce for 135 but they brought me fucking 16 g's...neways...I'd give em a 4 outta 10

[affasd]

id give mine an 7/10. Most of the time its top of the line shit and the worst it will ever be is some beasters, and any time i want bud i can get it within an hour or so max. the downsides would be price, 50/8th, anywhere from 160-200 half o, 300-350 for an ounce

[go toke up]

i have 3 reliable dealers that usually have it:
1. my friends sister-8/10 always good stuff, fat sacks, nice person
2. old friend- 6/10 hes sketchy nowadays and messes with harder stuff too. always fat bags
3. friends guy- 7/10 always has good shit, sometimes a bit short and the places we meet up at for the exchange suck.

[Reefer Rogue]

8.8/10

[HeallyRi]

there's a few people I get regs from, always on hand, at almost any time of the day. 10!

my one guy who has some very decent mids for 30$-35$ a quarter, but usually only has stock every other day.. so he's a 7-10

now my friends brother & the "2cb" guy, both have crippy, sometimes, one guys is better then the others, sometimes both have really, really good stuff (like right now), and 50$ a 1/8th, normal street price. my friend's bro, 7-10. cause he has it like 2 days a week, and the other guy, really sketchy to do business with cause he deals in other things. so he's a 5-10

[SonEtLumiere]

an easy 10, my dealer is an awesome guy, i enjoy just chillin at his place and smoking around at night cuz its a party place on the weekends with a bunch of people all smoking and having a good time but all the people are like way older then me but its fun. prices rock. he always puts in extra and i get to pick my nugs out of bags to make my own and he occasionally just gives me free stuff out of nowhere. he says im a devoted customer so he likes to repay me

[bubblebrain8]

5/10.......i can get it anytime, he is really friendly, its really cheap
BUT........its shwag

[thatman]

Dealer 1 : Guy upstairs , hes not the friendly type , kind of acts like hes doing me a favour , but good shit ! and perfect if not fat bags ( scales infront of you) no stems. Hes really professional so you cant bullshit for bigger counts. 8/10

Dealer 2 : Guy i work/go to school with , EXTREMELY cool kid , gives me the fattest hookups and 40 $ quarters , he has alot of the china crap being going around toronto , but he hooks it up good.9/10

Dealer 3 : My friends brother , good shit , lives close by BUT NEVER GIVES GOOD COUNTS , UNTIL you tell him and he tosses a huge nug in , like everytime. A bit unreliable 2. 6/10

Dealer 4 : My cousin , I moved from Ottawa , but he had the dankest of the dank , like it was SO crystally you could barely see green always good prices 5bucks a G 1000/10

[jaybz]

well
guy 1:erm 3/10 always good weed (skunk) but realy realy shit bags never weighed em but yu can tell livs close 2 mi tho hes hard to get hold of though (his mum dunt like ppl knocking at his house)
guy 2: 6/10 reali gud fat sacks decent weed but i cant go to his house coz he dunt kno mi so sum1 has 2 do it for me an they are hard to get hold of
guy3:5/10 homegrown weed decent bags but reali shady an hes reali hard to trust and get hold of

[poiuyt]

10

Always has weed and other goodies on him.
I can call him whatever time I need it at.
He's honest and friendly





And he delivers.

Couldn't ask for anyone better.

[Little Boy]

9 ... sells halves of beaster for 50

[sam44]

1/10 douchebag, almost always dry, tried to rip me off once.

3/10 nice guy, bad weed, but always avaliable

[Wang Chou]

I would give my dealer a 9 out of 10.

He always has UBER strong skunk but hes being jewish with the prices.

[LIP]

I would give my dealer a 9 out of 10.

He always has UBER strong skunk but hes being jewish with the prices.

I find that offensive.

[JordaN23]

I justt roll wit them all. so weed is very cheap/free for me hah

[theamazingkane]

Gotta give both of my go-to people 10's. Since we got to know each other and became friends before any marijuana related transactions took place, I tend to be both people's friend first and buyer second. That basically means that I'll get good deals, get access to personal stashes that aren't for sale to anybody else, and can always rely on them having dank bud. More importantly, they're both safe about what they do and don't get involved in anything that would raise unneccessary suspicion.

In other words, I'm pretty damn lucky :stoned:

[Fengzi]

10+ I get mine from a guy who does medical marijuana deliveries in San Francisco. Not sure if he really qualifies as a "dealer" in the traditional sense, but he is just one person, not a club or co-op type of place. The guy always has 4-5 incredible strains, usually has hash and bud brownies too. He lists his strains on a webite which he updates daily. I just check out the website, call him up and place my order, then meet him at the designated place and time. He's never late and the bags always weigh exactly what they should.

[bigbryan]

shit my dealer git it from another dealer and my other one get medical weed and i can usauly get free or for very cheap but not much. Or he cant get me alot from sacremento witch this shit is the shit 10/10 or the best ever is this stuff from calervas this shit is dank dANK DANK ANF FOR HELLA CHEAP LIKE 10 BUCK FOR AND 1/8 COUSE HE LIKE ME

[MisterGreen]

well mine is a girl and her bud is phenominal. it has me gone riht now. ah yes, 9/10 but maybe later it can be a 10.

[thcbongman]

eh, 8/10. Most of the time, just mids, but he delivers, I never have to to go anywhere, and I never have to call.

[potsmokingnome]

Thank you all for postin your ratings on your dealers! :) I shall eventually rep you all :) Its nice to see so many people have good contacts :D

Edit: and double thanks to whoever gave this thread a ranking of 5 out of 5 :D