Rate Your Dealer/Contact!!! :D

[potsmokingnome]

Rate your Dealer from 1-10, 1 being the worst dealer in the world (sleezy money grabbin Bastard), and 10 being The best damn contact for the herb you could ever possibly dream of!! If you got a few dealers/contacts rate them all!

I have a few dealers/contacts:

My main contact is pretty damn kewl she gets her stuff from her dad and its pretty good shit! She's allways generous on the amounts (ussually 2-3 grams extra each time) and her prices are right! 20 an 8th, 40 a qaurter! Unless its from her Dad's personal stash then its 60 a qaurter, and only sold by the qaurter . Her dad's personal stuff is a strain called Kemo and its uber crystally, and sticky, and a little pinner will get ya fucked right up! The only bad things she's hard to get a hold of, and we ussually have to wait a few days to get it, so i give her a 8 out of 10!

All the other dealers I get it from suck ass, and are super hard to get a hold of, and ussually rip me off, so I give them all 3 out of 10.

potsmokingnome Reviewed by potsmokingnome on 04-17-2007. Rate Your Dealer/Contact!!! :D Rate your Dealer from 1-10, 1 being the worst dealer in the world (sleezy money grabbin Bastard), and 10 being The best damn contact for the herb you could ever possibly dream of!! If you got a few dealers/contacts rate them all! I have a few dealers/contacts: My main contact is pretty damn kewl she gets her stuff from her dad and its pretty good shit! She's allways generous on the amounts (ussually 2-3 grams extra each time) and her prices are right! 20 an 8th, 40 a qaurter! Unless its Rating: 5

[dankman]

id give my dude a 6.5 his stuff is always pretty good but hes quite jewish with prices and everyfucking time there is a major stem in the sack i just want to shit on him but hes the only dude i know who gets good stuff

[mfqr]

Hm... probably a 6.5 for the dealer I get my weed from, too. Pretty good stuff, but like every 3 months or so he goes dry for 3 weeks or so. And HE NEVER TELLS YOU! During this time he will avoid everybody, and never answer his phone, so you don't know what the fuck is happening! It's gay! It's like he's only dealing to try and look cool, so when he's out he thinks he won't look "cool," so then he doesn't answer his phone. Rofl. Other than that, he hooks it up fat usually.

[A Scanner Darkly]

My dealer is a friend of mine, and I've never had another so I really can't compare, but he's cool, so it's cool.

[not_the_kitty]

I give my dealer a 7/10, when he started dealing I would of gave him a 3/10 because he usually only had some nasty country but he sold it cheap and was atleast a decent last resort. Now he usually has good mids but if its not a weekend it takes him a day or two to get some goodies, but most people in my town don't smoke good weed so I don't think he moves as much to keep a good supply of it. But he has prices like everyone else in my area and he always uses a scale, which for some fucked up reason a lot of other dealers in my town dont use them. Overall pretty good, only draw back is his apartment complex has dick heads so it always a hassle to meet cause I live with my parents. I also went to high school with him so I know he wont try to rob me or some shit.

[crudemood]

i give myself a 10/10. i love my self. im such a good dealer to myself. i hook my self up with the fattest sacks ever. i will always give myself free weed from time to time. i will always have weed for myself because good dealers always do. lol

[LegalizeTheGreen]

I have had some flakey dealers in the past (like a 1 week buffer period betwwen when I try to get some, and when i actually get it) but my guy now is pretty cool. He has some crunked up good shit, but it is kinda expensive. its 50 for an 1/8. he sometimes has some damn good mids though, and his regs are decent for the price. I always smoke with him when I hang out, and usually when we chill i'll grab a bag to tide me over for a week or so. he has some nice ass bongs too, he just got a new one with a bubbler/ashcatcher bowl, so it is double filtered. I would give him a 8.5 as a dealer, because he is occasionally a lil sketchy and paranoid sometimes, but since he is a friend who is cool to chill with, i'll bumb him up to a 9.

only beter scenario i could picture would be like Dante from the movie Grandma's Boy. for those that havnt seen it, he is a crazy doped up motherfucker. he buys a lion for personal protection, until it escapes into his neighborhood, then after that he buys a monkey and teaches it Tae Kwon Do. He has a strain of weed called "Brown Bomb" because it fucks you up so bad you shit your pants. He has weed that will "turn you into a fucking deer".

I would use him as a "perfect 10" example for the best dealer.

[biohazard]

8/10. he's my best friend, we hang out and smoke lots. hes a nice guy, smokes me up sometimes. hes always available and always on time, and i also get to sample the goods before i buy. i get my herb weighted in front of me when i buy it. he might stop dealing soon though

i would give him a 9 or 10 if he had more bud variety and maybe even a grow op.

[Matt the Funk]

Well lets see....I have a few connects..... lets go through the ones I still use
Guy 1. is a 2...not very good lol....pretty good herb, but a piece of shit
Guy 2. I know him pretty well and either I get it from him or one of his personal friends and its always dank and almost always scaled out....so a 7....just kinda unreliable and takes a while to get to me...
Guy 3. He is cool, can barely get ahold of him, gets dank, always scaled, but takes forever to get to me...so a 7 as well.

[CannabisCrooz]

i'd say a 9/10

its pretty cool cause my dealer is about a 5 minute walk away, always easy to get a hold of, always has a good variety of bud. usually some prime expensive shit, and some cheaper regs if i want more weed for rolling.

standard prices or better, and he always lets me in so i can watch him weigh it out.