EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside)

[Crystalline Green]

I have a rare disorder known as Hypoadrenia, which disallows me to have sugar of any kind (even fruit) or smoke. They cause my endocrine system too much harm. (although it is healing and getting much better, I should be fully recovered and normal by mid-Summer)

So my question is... I really need to get high right now. And I can't smoke, and I can't make brownies or any type of sugar dessert, and I want to get high like, NOW.. without waiting.

Could I just boil the weed in some water for around 20 minutes and drink the water? Or boil it in butter, since I remember hearing something about marijuana needing fat to digest into your system or something?

P.S. I normally would have posted this in the Recipes section, but this is a deathly emergency. Thanks for your patience!

[SaucyBlunt]

Boil it in water and you can make tea out of it, as long as you get the general temperature up high enough to release the THC it doesn't matter. You can also toss a bud in the microwave for 30 seconds or so and eat it, works the same way.

[slightlystoopid27]

boiling in just water wont work u can make butter out of it or a tea by boiling it with milk or u can extract the thc with alchohaul.

[ToDrunkToFish]

Umm please. Dont. Put it in the microwave. I say do butter. You can put it on Toast. Or a cake or brownie. Do they really need sugar? It may taste weird but at least you got a cake type thing with the butter. Just dont add sugar. Shouldnt be too bad eh?

[Metaphor]

break up your weed take a slice of cheese and fold it over, so its like a weed sandwich...(with cheese for bread) then microwave it for 30 seconds to a minute and eat it up when its nice & hot. The cheese gets really hot so be careful tho.

[SaucyBlunt]

Ya don't make it into tea, I'm real fucked up right now haha -- THC isn't water soluble. Microwaving it does work but the taste is horrible. Cooking it with butter and putting it on toast is a good idea.

[slipknotpsycho]

Umm please. Dont. Put it in the microwave. I say do butter. You can put it on Toast. Or a cake or brownie. Do they really need sugar? It may taste weird but at least you got a cake type thing with the butter. Just dont add sugar. Shouldnt be too bad eh?

he's saying he CAN'T have sugar... so he can't bake it in brownies or cake...

go ahead and boil that bud in water... but you'll do nothing but waste it... dunno where that one dude got you'd get high from it from... but he's 100% wrong.

[Scarlet Sky]

slip is right, search for

tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

weed tea made with milk and honey

[slpntrx5]

you can always vape it in a lightbulb...

[Crystalline Green]

slip is right, search for

tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

weed tea made with milk and honey

But see, milk has lactose which converts into sugar.. and honey is a type of sugar as well. So I can't do this option either. Nor the cheese thing. Or the bread.

It's very strict, I know.. but I have to do it to get better and live normally again!

[slpntrx5]

so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.

[Crystalline Green]

so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.

I am basically living on meat, vegetables, and nuts. :( Don't rub it in, I know how much it sucks.

How do I make a light bulb vaporizer?

[slpntrx5]

there's a video on here somewhere....

got it:

Marijuana Video: The Homemade Lightbulb Vaporizer Video (http://www.waytoomany.com/vids/weed/homemadevap.php)

[Dr.Hashman]

Is there sugar in bread? I know the yeast eat it when they make bread. Just put a stick on butter on the stove and chop up some weed very finely and put it in. Let it simmer on medium heat for 10 minutes or so then strain it through a cheese cloth, stick it in the freezer (or ice bath for extra credit) and let it cool down. Once it is somewhat solidified so the point where it doesn't spill out and such, put it on your toast.

Or you could use a spoon and spoon liquid artery clogger over your toast.

[game_bluntz]

man...please just wait this is your health we're talkin...live long to smoke weed...just wait man...chill not that hard u don't want to die or anything lol just chill

[slipknotpsycho]

you can always vape it in a lightbulb...

that's a good idea actually... i would give you rep if i could but iv'e given to much out for today...

that's really thinking outside the box lol...

[Skwirl07]

You're beat my dude..

[stick]

Bread probably won't work, lots of carbs.

Best bet is either vape it or cook it into oil or butter and incorporate that into something you can eat. If I were you, I'd make the butter or oil and during the next meal I eat, in every mouthful, slip in a little bit of that butter or oil. Effects probably won't be as great as eating the butter or oil on an empty stomach but you'll get them.

[Smoke'n'Toke]

Vaping it is a bit dangerous though..especially with a lightbulb. If you heat it too much you could get some smoke, which wouldnt be good.

Depends how bad your disorder is with smoke, and if youre willing to risk it.

[Scarlet Sky]

ok, i can help you with a diy vape that wont burn it. take a 60w bulb and a socket, and a mason jar...

you cut a hole just big enough for the socket in the mason lid screw the light bulb in, and cover it with tinfoil. fashion a aluminum bowl to sit on the bulb. poke two more holes in the lid for air lines, and put weed in the bowl, screw the jar on, plug it up, viola!

ghetto vaporizer ;) and it absolutely wil not burn. just make sure you don't use any higher wattage than 75, i prefer 60, make sure it's incandecent...

here's a pic...

[LIP]

THC isnt water soluable - so why the hell are people telling you to boil it? IT doesnt work for shit!

[Scarlet Sky]

we have established that fact lip ;)

[LIP]

we have established that fact lip ;)

Oh, it would seem i was a little late lol. I supose i should read all the replies before just posting a reply lol.

[Scarlet Sky]

lol, i'd rep you for helping, but i'm all out for 24hours... :p

[PlantBoxer]

Why not Stevia, [Yes, people have consumed stevia for centuries with no known side effects. Individuals who cannot tolerate sugar or other sweeteners usually can tolerate stevia.]

Studies suggest that stevia has a regulating effect on the pancreas and could help stabilize blood sugar levels in the body, therefore making it a safe dietary supplement for people with diabetes, hypoglycemia, and candidiasis.

IF, you can tolerate Stevia, then use any reciepe that suite yours fancy.
When we use Stevia, we found it to be WAY sweeter than sugar, so we use tiny amounts of it. I'm not saying it's great or anything, but maybe a solution.

Also, bread does contain sugar. I dont have our reciepe now in front of me, so I dont know the exact values.

[sttomassmoker]

do not try to vape it if you can't smoke.

[Brett1038]

what about firecrackers? saltines dont have sugar i dont think, does peanut butter?

hopefully that will work

[russ-bob]

well i wouldent wory about it bro eat all the sugar you want it would just help you on the way to diabetes:)

[Bong ripper420]

i wouldn't risk it. Be responible.

[halo]

Maybe drugs aren't for you dude. Just maybe.

[smokealot123]

so u wanna trip the fuck out ? eh.. ill put u in a nother dimention.. i have the recipe 4 u

soooo easy 2.. just need popcorn.. so here it is..

- cook popcorn like u would normally do

- put it in a bowl

- take about 1 or 1.5 grams of good bud and grind it up

- sprinkle buds over the popcorn (it will get cought between the cracks)

- add butter over the top of the popcorn (just a fue spoonfulls)

- put it back in mikerwave for about 2 minutes :)


it will get u ripped.. i did it with about 1 gram.. and the results were trippy and uplifting

[Ghost**]

i sugest you just wait man, its really not worth risking your health...i mean its your life, but i sugest you just sit back and enjoy your life sober for a bit. Unless your a fiend, and can't take it lol

[TheWhiteRhino]

GET MARINOL!!!!! ITS THE SHHHIITTT!!!!
:rastasmoke:

[Storm Crow]

There are a few that don't have any sugar (heads DO like their sweets, don't they!). Also someone mentioned stevia. Try Owl's Nest Plantation (2nd URL) for the best prices and great service. Stevia doesn't mess up your blood sugar or add calories, and as an overweight diabetic, that's important (I've lost about 60 pounds since I started using stevia). Some of the recipes in the post could easily be adapted to use stevia. I imagine, you have some Atkin's cook books, since your diet is fairly similar to his dietary plan. Check them for recipes that have a fair amount of fat in them and add a bit of cannabis.

International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums - Cannabis Recipes (http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=7602&highlight=elixer)

BulkHerbsandSpice.Com, All Natural Bulk Herbs & Spices! (http://www.bulkherbsandspice.com/)

Good health to you - Granny:hippy:

[BUZz UK]

grind your weed up very fine, put it into gelcaps, swallow them.

you'll probably need 3/4, but dont overdo it...

[mfqr]

grind your weed up very fine, put it into gelcaps, swallow them.

you'll probably need 3/4, but dont overdo it...

It would need to at least be heated first, lol.

[FlyGuyOU]

take your weed and let is soak in a bit of everclear, you can let it evaporate some to make hash oil, or just take a shot, but something like 98% of THC will be in the everclear. hope you get better ASAP!!!

[Tree_Burner]

or cook it with meat. marinate a roast beef with lots of weed, and let it bake in the oven. I'm sure the THC will stick to the meat and the meat juice since it has fat.. Or you can always make an oil based cannabis salad dressing and cover your a salad in it. it's worth a try

Peace and Good Luck :hippy:

[M1K3]

Make some firecrackers.

[Scottydoo]

Weed Tea, its in the recipe forum, Just don't put honey in it

[anangrymailman]

grind your weed up very fine, put it into gelcaps, swallow them.

you'll probably need 3/4, but dont overdo it...

You can't just swallow weed and get high. And heating it by itself wouldnt do the job either. You need alchohol or fat to get it out.

[anangrymailman]

And now that I remembered I had something else I wanted to say... I don't think you should risk it. Especially because if you hurt yourself, itll give weed bad rep!

[CheebaMan]

i know a way to get u stoned silly without anyone noticing a thing!!

try this : spin around real fast for 1-5 minutes and then STOP

come back and tell us how it was

[KoTToNMouThChRiS]

make your own nutbutter and put it in a little liek 3x3 in tinfoilt hing or somethign put weed in it, bake it, let it cool , then eat that shit...or spread it on a rice cake?

[Marevix]

Boil the cannabis with water and butter. Strain, consume (although how you'd apply it to meat or vegetables is beyond me, something about buttered steak doesn't seem right).

[Emmm]

Why would getting high ever be an emergency?


"SHIT MAN CHEECH N CHONG IS ON TV IN 5 MINUTES WHERE'S THE BOWL?!"

[slipknotpsycho]

You can't just swallow weed and get high. And heating it by itself wouldnt do the job either. You need alchohol or fat to get it out.

again i have to correct this....

you can very well release the thc and shit from weed with heat... or else vaporizing wouldn't even work.. you need alcohol/fat (or whatever catches the vapor on a vaporizer.. i.e. on a volcano, the bag) to catch it... otherwise it just goes uselessly up in the air.

btw... i'm pretty sure buzz wasn't serious... he likes to joke around aLOT

[Setzer12]

Well if you can make some cannabutter then you can spread it on bread or something. If you cant have that then i dont know what to tell you.

[Coelho]

make green dragon... it only needs alcohol (everclear)... there is an excellent recipe in the recipes section... but remeber to verify if your disease allows you to drink...

[BUZz UK]

lol, people took me seriously again.

[sam44]

so many people are overlooking alcohol extraction. use high proof alc. put a gram in a shot of it. let it sit for a day and shake it every once and a while. then drink

[Buddha Man]

wait if youve never smoked weed...and you dont know how to cook it....why do u wanna get high? how have you used weed before??? have u ever used weed?

[Coelho]

Buddhaman, does your avatar is from the movie City of God?