EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside)

[Crystalline Green]

I have a rare disorder known as Hypoadrenia, which disallows me to have sugar of any kind (even fruit) or smoke. They cause my endocrine system too much harm. (although it is healing and getting much better, I should be fully recovered and normal by mid-Summer)

So my question is... I really need to get high right now. And I can't smoke, and I can't make brownies or any type of sugar dessert, and I want to get high like, NOW.. without waiting.

Could I just boil the weed in some water for around 20 minutes and drink the water? Or boil it in butter, since I remember hearing something about marijuana needing fat to digest into your system or something?

P.S. I normally would have posted this in the Recipes section, but this is a deathly emergency. Thanks for your patience!

Crystalline Green Reviewed by Crystalline Green on 04-11-2007. EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside) I have a rare disorder known as Hypoadrenia, which disallows me to have sugar of any kind (even fruit) or smoke. They cause my endocrine system too much harm. (although it is healing and getting much better, I should be fully recovered and normal by mid-Summer) So my question is... I really need to get high right now. And I can't smoke, and I can't make brownies or any type of sugar dessert, and I want to get high like, NOW.. without waiting. Could I just boil the weed in some water for Rating: 5

[SaucyBlunt]

Boil it in water and you can make tea out of it, as long as you get the general temperature up high enough to release the THC it doesn't matter. You can also toss a bud in the microwave for 30 seconds or so and eat it, works the same way.

[slightlystoopid27]

boiling in just water wont work u can make butter out of it or a tea by boiling it with milk or u can extract the thc with alchohaul.

[ToDrunkToFish]

Umm please. Dont. Put it in the microwave. I say do butter. You can put it on Toast. Or a cake or brownie. Do they really need sugar? It may taste weird but at least you got a cake type thing with the butter. Just dont add sugar. Shouldnt be too bad eh?

[Metaphor]

break up your weed take a slice of cheese and fold it over, so its like a weed sandwich...(with cheese for bread) then microwave it for 30 seconds to a minute and eat it up when its nice & hot. The cheese gets really hot so be careful tho.

[SaucyBlunt]

Ya don't make it into tea, I'm real fucked up right now haha -- THC isn't water soluble. Microwaving it does work but the taste is horrible. Cooking it with butter and putting it on toast is a good idea.

[slipknotpsycho]

Umm please. Dont. Put it in the microwave. I say do butter. You can put it on Toast. Or a cake or brownie. Do they really need sugar? It may taste weird but at least you got a cake type thing with the butter. Just dont add sugar. Shouldnt be too bad eh?

he's saying he CAN'T have sugar... so he can't bake it in brownies or cake...

go ahead and boil that bud in water... but you'll do nothing but waste it... dunno where that one dude got you'd get high from it from... but he's 100% wrong.

[Scarlet Sky]

slip is right, search for

tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

weed tea made with milk and honey

[slpntrx5]

you can always vape it in a lightbulb...

[Crystalline Green]

slip is right, search for

tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

weed tea made with milk and honey

But see, milk has lactose which converts into sugar.. and honey is a type of sugar as well. So I can't do this option either. Nor the cheese thing. Or the bread.

It's very strict, I know.. but I have to do it to get better and live normally again!