NEARLY HAD A FIGHT WITH A OLD MAN

[chisme]

ok so im at work ( building site labourer) and the crane comes to lower the steel girders into the roof they ask me to stand at the end of the road to direct cars through an alternate routu (sp)

anyways standing there couple of cars pass and wave thanks as they go the way i direct, all good

then this bmw come slowy towards me ....

i put my hand gesturing to turn into the alt routue(sp) and the car starts to pick up speed..then gets faster and faster im thinking "wtf is this guy on" then im thinking "OH SHIT" as i try to dodge/jump out the way of this speeding car (least 25-30mph) it stops within a hairsline of my kneecap asim trying to move out the way,

i look up from the bonet and see a old geezer sat at the wheel and a old lady pratically shitting herself (wide eyed ,shocked look)

i collect my thinking and begin to walk towards the drivers window expect someone to jump out saying the brakes were fucked or something....nope

the old guy lower the window and says

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD YOUNG MAN"

i shout "im directing traffic you prick what do you think im doin!?!"

im shaking at this point i cant beleive what jsut happend

he replies " you should be on the side of the road directing traffic from the pavement"

im thinking thats bullshit straight away as people would drive straight past me

i scream at him "arrgh dont be stupid with me you idiot"

before i finish he says "who was more scared when i was driving towards you?"

now i cant beleive this wtf is this guys problem? so i turned around to walk back to his window and im trying to be as on point as possible i think i shouted sumthing totally dumb like "im , you,fuckingwank you fucking shit off out my face"........yeah the anger got me i could hardley string a sentance together and i think i spat abit ....well he drove off

to bad for him i relised where ive seen him before , he lives opisite the building site and were getting deliveried all the time so next time he does his little stunt ill let him clip me on the leg or something...u know not enoutgh to hurt me just to make a thud noise then id have a reason to kick the shit out of an old man,


im sorry but cmon old people wonder why they get attacked?
i bet if i had got hold of him before he drove off and done something really stupid he's be in court a month later saying he was just driving his wife home from asda when a nutter attacked him,

people dont beleive the hype old people are sour,viciouse, jelouse , arseholes,
yeah theres exceptions but i gotta say from my 20 years experience with people older then me ive found most to be better shot,:thumbsup:


and heres finished chisme's monthly rant

[GratefulDead4ever]

Dude thats cutting it pretty close for an old guy seeing how close they were to hitting you my friend got his foot ran over one time and the driver stopped right on his foot and my friend was like back your fucking car up you dumbass

[GratefulDead4ever]

I also dont see why some old people take the time to make other peoples lives living hell

[Reefer Rogue]

That old man is a bastard. You live a crazy life Chisme.

I can't believe he said who do you think was more scared...

[Matt the Funk]

They are just bitter sometimes. I finished up community service not too long ago, and oh man were some of those fuckers the biggest dickheads I ever met. Some where great though. Anyways....the other day this old mad was taking pictures of me and my friends....and then he approached us and threatened to call the cops, he thought we were tagging, BUT really what the fuck was his problem. He even pushed my friend. I was about to stab him but my friend was smart and calmed everyone down. All we were doing was waiting for a bag of weed too.....

[Markass]

I would've been like..."get out of the car, gramps, I'm going to kick your ass!" But that's just because I probably wouldn't have a more perfect opportunity..

old folks don't always pay much attention...they're a big reason why I avoid driving as much as possible..

[Pipe Dreams]

shiit, I was at work (fuckin Target) the day before easter, and these two fuckin old ass snowbirds had the nerve to curse me out because there were no outdoor storage bins in stock.

Stupid old people

[jdmarcus59]

old man look at my life, Iam a lot like you were......Neil Young

[Skrappie]

Edit.

I Say mean things sometimes.

[rebgirl420]

Fuck man, FUCK! God i hate old poeple!

[NextLineIsMine]

I smoke cigarettes to save myself from this fate, see at least they have some redeeming features.

[Samwhore]

XD. I fight with grannies all the time, I mean, when you shop the day after Thanksgiving, you punch some grannies.

[Xhoshi]

i do not hate old people. only the ones that deny the fact they're senile.

One time I was with my bike team getting tickets for a subway and we put our bikes to the side. Out of everyone's way. You could hardly see them.

Some old prick comes up to us giving us shit like
"Do you know how rude you guys are?!"
Me: "where the hell did this guy come from?"
Geezer: "How can you boys just take up all this space with your bikes? You should leave them outside. Instead of blocking everyone's way"
Me: "So they can get jacked? My bike's only like ... 500 bucks. And our bikes are off to the side. They're not in your way...I can't even see them from here. You should leave us alone and stop wasting your life."
Geezer: "You know how rude you people are...that's the problem with you people. You have no respect for anyone."
Me: "You people? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

He didn't even respond, he just shook his head and went to this security officer to bitch about us. He ended up bringing the security guard to us so he could give us some more shit.

The security guard kept telling the old man that we did nothing wrong, that we had neatly placed our bikes against a secluded wall using the least amount of space as possible, but the old guy wouldn't take that.

Eventually he just left out of frustration...what a prick

[orangeman]

LOL sorry Chis that rant was funny to me. Not funny because you almost got ran over but because you want to kick his ass. I can understand why xD. Some old people are very mean to me too but I try to stay out of trouble so I just smile and ignore them because I'd probably be the same way if I saw young kids enjoying their lives to the fullest and I'm all old and in my last years xD.

[PigSnout]

Hacking on old people. :(
Show a little respect. Doesn't really help the pot smokers image now does it?

[LIP]

My mate who works for essex and suffolk water [he drives the big lorrys with all the tarmac in and shit] and he got his big tow cut off by one of the stabalizer things that are at the side of the lorry - the steel tow cap came down on his tow and it came off.

Ok, back to topic lol.

Old people can be annoying - i can understand why you'd wanna kick his arse - and i like the idea about letting him hit you - coz you can just take him to civil court - and if you've got whitnesses all the better - i'll drive to you and i'll be a whitness if you like - oh crap - i just blew the plan.

[jdmarcus59]

LOL sorry Chis that rant was funny to me. Not funny because you almost got ran over but because you want to kick his ass. I can understand why xD. Some old people are very mean to me too but I try to stay out of trouble so I just smile and ignore them because I'd probably be the same way if I saw young kids enjoying their lives to the fullest and I'm all old and in my last years xD.

old man look at my life, I,am a lot like you were....Neil Young

[LIP]

and i've just realised i cant spell for shit - tow should be toe - i must have kept making the same typo.

[Kid Dynamite]

SOme people are just like that...deliberately go out of their way to create hassle.

When i was younger then we got banned from smoking at my mates house due to totally unwarranted police attention...thought he was selling coke...poor bastard didn't even smoke up)

Anyway we used to smoke down an alley, and this one old geezer would always hassle us for smoking opposite his back garden. He'd come out shouting private property and all that, and would stand there until we moved the 5 foot away that he thought was far enough (before anyone starts; where we were was not private property)

i dont even know what im on about anymore :stoned: :thumbsup:

[Ganj]

In heat of the moment I would have put that old man in his place. You did well to restrain yourself from shattering grandpa's spectacles.

[make it legal]

Some people don't like kids... I'm the opposite. I REALLY REALLY don't like old people. I'm sorry if anyone on here is old but about 95% of all old people I come across piss the living shit out of me. Some of them are mean as fuck.

[azure]

In heat of the moment I would have put that old man in his place. You did well to restrain yourself from shattering grandpa's spectacles.

same if he wasnt in his car, haha. old people can be the most ignorant cunts ever, especially in arguments like that, alot will just totally drown out your voice with their own, basically a one way argument.

co-incidently today my mum was pushing her bike along the pavement there where some people in front of her, suddenly gets wammed, some old guy had just stormed into her bike then goes on about how she shouldnt have a bike on the pavement, i wish it wouldve happened to me.

[chisme]

WOW

thanks everyone i thought i was gonna get cast out for being a biddy basher but obviously EVERYONE has been oin the situation where sum old munter has pissed them off

i beleive once your old and no longer of use to world you should die with honour, fucking get it old people? buy a bullet n rent a gun ffs

[chisme]

gimme sum rep gimme sum rep....ima rep whore

[smoke it]

old people piss me off.

[Iplaybass182]

Some times I love old people but at other times I hate them. At my grampas nursing home there was an old senile lady who stole the TV remote the when I asked for it back she said "Not all of it I want some too" Then started chewing on it. Damn I miss my grampa/ma but sure as hell don't miss the nursing home. Also I start working at the local home in food department being a minor all I do is hand them the food and walk away.
Hopefully there are some of those cool old folk who are nice and have all their funny war stories they can't get straight. "We reached the beach of normandy as those jap bastards attacked I ran for cover shooting at those damn nazis" Not meant to be offense to the japanese just using an example of an old person story.

[Nochowderforyou]

Some old people can be really rude. Like yesterday in class, we were on break, and the smokers go outside to smoke. I don't smoke, but I get fresh air and bullshit with them. One guy there, he's a little different. He grew up living a hard farm life, worked the rigs in isolation a lot, doesn't know how to communicate with society, and his ways are a little, disrespectful at times. Anyways, he curses a lot, and on break he's telling me something (I don't remeber as I fade in and out), and he's cursing, and thesee 2 old men said, "If you were my son I'd wash your mouth out with soap." :S4: Mind your business old man. We're in an alley, downtown, no kids at all, so piss off.

So yeah, some people can be like that.

I almost got into a scrap with a dude who I passed on my bike. I went on the grass, around him, and he yells to me, "get a fucking horn asshole." I don't want to tell the whole story, but it ended in me threatening to remove his front teeth with a punishing blow. He crossed the road and that was that. :p